Sunday, May 20th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Cher (66)
Naturi Naughton (28)
Matt Czuchry (35)
Chad Muska (35)
Busta Rhymes (40)
Timothy Olyphant (44)
Mindy Cohn (46)
Gina Ravera (46)
Ted Allen (47)
Tony Goldwyn (52)
Bronson Pinchot (53)
Judy Kuhn (54)
Jane Wiedlin (54)
Cindy McCain (58)
David Paterson (58)
Dave Thomas (63)
Joe Cocker (68)
Constance Towers (79)

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grapejelly's picture

I love Cher much more than the person I'm about to name but isn't it Bob Dylan's birthday May 20th? SOmetimes you disappoint me Michael. I wish all the weed made you a tad more hippie.

DR.FUNK's picture

HB CHER...You just KNOW where I'm going with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLlnjh4OAY

Disco lives!

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday to National Treasure, Cher!
HB to Joe Cocker, you spastic, soulful Scotsman!
HB to the MOST yummy Timothy Olyphant!
HB to Funny Dave Thomas of SCTV and movies!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

MissJaneTexas's picture

HBD Cher. Love you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy_XrSLG4gg

HBD Busta and Bronson.

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

MK has featured some women lately who are the definition, the ULTIMATE, in Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent - and I mean that in a pussy power, women loving, ultra-feminist, Woman As Goddess kinda Way.

I mean, they handed Cher an Dooky Stick, a pinky-red beret from the Depression era, a skirt made out of VHS tape, and pirate boots and she made it look fierce.

After Tilda in drag, Donna as a fairy tale Cinderella, Grace Jones scaring them and turning them on at the same time, and now Cher - our Inspiration Poster Boards should be well on their way to completion, bitches!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 2:00pm.

hahaha. As was everyone in the band. It was the 70s, man.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Poopele's picture

If Cher is 66 then I guess its all true.

On June 6 at 6pm the gates of hell will start to open and she will sing 'I Got You Babe' with A-Fuck the Mayan Devil.

Damn, I will never find out what happens on Season Five of Breaking Bad.

Just occurred to me to limbo on over to Youtube to look for the Cher interview/quote I mentioned earlier. Happens at about 2:18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n04gprk8hEo

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gucci's picture

only two woman in the world i know of that can wear black like nobody else. cher and grace jones!

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anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

CHER!
My favorite singer of all time! And she rocks no matter what she wears.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 12:50pm.

My fave extra-funky Joe Cocker song: The Letter
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Great song. Do ya think Leon Russell is just a teeeeny bit high?

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BlueOrchid's picture

Happy 68th birthday, Joe Cocker!

Fat Lady's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 1:45pm.

Dear Cher, sorry I can't make it to your birthday party, I cut myself shaving this morning.

Love, (not really)

Chaz

That's really fucked up but I did LOL. Jerk!

Only Cher could pee out a celestial orb. Happy birthday to the star of Moonstruck.

harperharper's picture

It does look as though she had an accident

Whamo's picture

Dear Cher, sorry I can't make it to your birthday party, I cut myself shaving this morning.

Love, (not really)

Chaz

HUGE birthday fondles to Cher! I can remember an interviewer asking her about her plastic surgeries years ago. Her reply was something to the effect that if she wanted to bolt her tits to her back, it was her business. LOVE!

*jumps on desk, belts out a verse of If I Can Turn Back Time, and finishes with a lick of my lips and a flip of my bangs cuz my other hairs isn't long enough to do a full on Cher flip*
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NC-Ladee's picture

Happy Birthday Cher!!!!

Busta - come on now - you're only 40?!?!? AN-NE-WAY - you may have a little problem adding up your true years - but happy bday just the same.

Skye10's picture

Happy Birthday to Cher, Busta, Naturi and all the other b-day babies. :)

iHeartHaters's picture

I love Jack McFarland doing Cher better than Cher herself...If I Could Turn Back Tiiiiiiiioooooooom. Happy 80th Bday, bitch!!

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

RandéSleepover's picture

My fave extra-funky Joe Cocker song: The Letter

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Thamar's picture

Harperharper that link is so funny. True story my dad gave me sister's away from home address and after her name he said I needed to put the word HOSER in all caps on the envelope. Haha my dad was a jokstr.

harperharper's picture

LOL! Beauty!

lovelylaney's picture

HB Cher. Is that your 2nd or 3rd face you're wearing in that picture?

Timothy O - Mmmm MMmmm MMMM - you have yourself a sexy birthday!

Joe Cocker - you rock! Glad you're still around.

HB to the rest!

Green Tea Latte's picture

Happy Bday to the ageless GODDESS Cher!

And Logan from Gilmore Girls!

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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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gucci's picture

THE SECOND HOTTEST TAURUS BITCH ALIVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHER!

boy and my mother used to love her some joe cocker back in the 60's stoned and all happy birthday man!

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No one lives forever

Dog's picture

I love Cher but I never liked her singing voice.

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Doll-Parts's picture

And HB Bronson Pinchot - my favorite vastly underrated actor.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Doll-Parts's picture

As much as I want Sharon Needles and Alaska Thunderfvck to be my BFs, I am still sad Chad Michaels did not win Drag Race.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

humans_off_earth_now's picture

"Check out my firm backside"

- zaftig lead singer of my old band which covered "If I could turn back time" - her substitution for the first line

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Cher: most overrated pop star in existence. If it weren't for drag-queen style, she would have been forgotten long ago.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

She's serving Chad Michaels realness!

Happy birthday QUEEN of EVERYTHING

I don't know anyone else on that list.

WithinReason...'s picture

LaChaylo, for your costume, those boots will be under the "Puss in Boots" section aka Cher's Originals! olol ;D

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HB Timothy Olyphant!

Hot hot hottie...

WithinReason...'s picture

HB Cher, Tim, Tony, Bronson, Dave (for Mustang), Joe and the other birthday sluts today!

Cher is one kick ass woman! Move over kiddies and see how it's done!

Mmm mmm hotties Tim and Tony and strangely Bronson (♪I hate myself for loving you/Can't break free from the things that you do/I wanna walk but I run back to you/That's why I hate myself for loving you♪) olollolol ;P

♥♥♥♥♥Joe "With a Little Help from My Friends" Cocker forever!♥♥♥♥♥

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Newportjoey's picture

Cher (just like moi) has some fashion mistakes that the past does not forgive or forget.

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

humans_off_earth_now's picture

CHER

that is all

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harperharper's picture
miz cynical's picture

@Lisbet459: I'm very aware of those same facts, but I still have a crush on him. It started with Deadwood and now carries over to Justified.

harperharper's picture

The original Armenian mother

parissucksliterally's picture

what a body on Cher......

she is such a great actress..

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 11:30am.

Never seen it--but then I've never seen anything. Sorry about the facts and logic--won't happen again.

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Please: It's "rahnday."