And Here’s John Travolta’s John Doe #2

May 20, 2012 / Posted by:

When I first read that the NYDN found out the identity of John Doe #2 and knew his name, I was sort of relieved, but only because it meant we could stop calling him John Doe #2. There’s TOO many Johns involved in this mess. There’s John Travolta, John Doe #1 and John Doe #2. So I was happy that we can start calling John Doe #2 by his government name. But get this shit, John Doe #2’s name is JOHN! AAAAAAAAH! Oh well, I guess the world can never have too many Johns, said every hooker.

The NYDN ID’ed John Doe #2 as 40-year-old John Truesdale, a massage therapist who works at the spa at The Mandarin Oriental in Atlanta. The NYDN tried to talk to him, but he refused to open his lips about the case. When they asked John for a picture, he laughed before saying, “I thought I was supposed to be anonymous.” John T dropped his $2 million lawsuit again Travolta last week, but plans to file it again now that Gloria Allred is his new lawyer.

The NYDN says that John Truesdale (“More like John LIESdale” – Travolta’s lawyer Marty Singer while smugly patting himself in his self-satisfaction place) is 6-feet tall, weighs in at 250 pounds and holds a black belt. I know those stats are supposed to make us think that John Truesdale’s case ain’t shit since he is obviously strong enough to defend himself against John Travolta’s groping hand, but I’m not going there yet. Never underestimate the terror-inducing power of Travolta’s finger-eating hole of destruction. Staring at it as opens up like the mouth of a naked mole rat begging for a leaf will bring grown 250 pound men to their knees! John Travolta’s got the Eye of Sauron of b-holes!

Oh, and another massage therapist is throwing a lawsuit at Travolta for allegedly harassing him at the Eden Roc in Miami. Well, at least this one’s not named John.

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