Nick Stahl Is Telling Friends He’s Going To Rehab

Nick Stahl’s estranged wife Rose (seen above with him last year) reported him missing on Monday after not hearing from him for about two weeks. Because Nick is addicted to the bad shit, Rose was afraid he was in some serious danger, girl, and even told People that the thought of him overdosing in Skid Row (insert sebastianbachisnotamused.gif here) somewhere crossed her mind. But apparently, Nick is alive and has e-mailed some of his friends to tell them that he’s doing okay. In these emails, Nick says that he’s making plans to put his ass in rehab. TMZ says that Nick told his friends last night through email that he’s going through a 30-day treatment and won’t be able to contact them while he’s drying out. Rose tells People that she’s happy to hear Nick is okay, but she’s throwing a side-eye at the “30 days in rehab” thing.

“I’m relieved,” says Rose Stahl, 30, who told PEOPLE earlier on Friday that she was worried her husband might die from an overdose.

“But I’m also skeptical that he really in rehab,” she adds.

Nick didn’t email Rose, but she saw the email in his sent box when she logged into his account.

I’m with Rose. Something smells fishy, and no the smell isn’t coming from my b-hole area (yes, it is). Anybody could’ve sent that email. In one episode of 48 Hours Mystery, or some show like that, a crazed killer got into the email account of his victim and sent the victim’s friends and family a email that said, “Fell in love with a wonderful woman and going away with her for a few weeks.” Get Detective La Toya out of retirement and put her on the case. She will get down to the bottom of this and everything else.

Or maybe I’m making something out of nothing and need less 48 Hours Mystery in my life.