Strut, Pout, Put It Out!

May 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Now that Joe Jonas is living in New York City, the city should really designate parts of the sidewalk as “The Joe Jonas Only Lane,” because hos need to get out of the way when he busts out his signature swish sway strut. Naomi Campbell who? Joe and a hot friend sashayed and shante’d through SoHo yesterday afternoon and time stood still when everyone dropped their sunglasses to gaze at the strut show while men in business suits sang out, “Whoooooooooo’s that laaaaadaaaaaaay?” Joe’s pearl diggers (Do you really think he’s digging clams in that outfit?) tell me that he wanted to keep his ankles free to really make each step pop!

No Joe Jonas strut show is complete without a theme song, so press play and get your snappin’ fingers ready:

“Honey, don’t stop a speeding train before it reaches its destination.” It’s like 1980s Sheena Easton was a visitor from the future and thought about Joe Jonas’ strut when she sang out that lyric. No truer words have ever been sung.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >