Raven Has Some Shit To Say About The Lesbian Rumors

May 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Cancel the “That’s So Raven!” pride parade float sponsored by Sharpie (the trusted name in eyebrow situations), because Raven Symone has stepped far away from the closet door knob and is not coming out publicly anytime soon. Raven went on Twitter today to twat out a few words about the rumor that she and AzMarie from ANTM are playing patty cake with their labias. Whether Raven likes to chupa on clit or peen is her business and nobody else’s. That’s what Raven says and she gave it to us like this:

I’m living my PERSONAL life the way I’m happiest. I’m not one, in my 25 year career to disclose who I’m dating. and I shall not start now.

My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I’m datings to know. I’m not one for a public display of my life.

However that is my right as a HUMAN BEing whether straight or gay. To tell or not to tell. As long as I’m not harming anyone.

I am a light being made from love. And my career is the only thing I would like to put on display, not my personal life. Kisses!

Three things:

1. Raven has been in the game for 25 years?! Welcome to Old Town. Population: ALL OF US.

2. I get that Raven wants to Anderson Cooper it, but at least one time in my life I want to see her zooming down a pride parade route on a Segway with a rainbow flag in her hand.

3. Light being made from love? Bitch didn’t come out as a lesbian, but she did come out as a fucking Care Bear. I KNEW IT!

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