There’s a Ukrainian reporter whose “thing” is to kiss the cheeks of celebrities on the red carpet and I guess most celebrities are okay with it, but Will Smith was not one of those celebrities at the premiere of Men In Black 3 in Moscow today. The reporter put his lips on Will Smith’s face and Will got bitchy with it by pushing that ho before swatting him in the face. From afar, it probably looked like a typical lovers quarrel. You’d think Will would be into it since that reporter sort of has a Tommy Girl-ish quality about his face. It is that reporter’s fault, though. Dude needed to do his research before going in. Next time he should wear either a Jada Pinkett Smith or Duane Martin mask, because those are the only dudes Will kisses in public.