Monday, May 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 18th!
Lindsay prefers to harvest her own lip implants. - Caramel
Runners-up:
Woody and Soon-Yi lovingly embrace in a new ad campaign for PETA. - bigorexia
John Travolta has another lawsuit on his hands after his visit to Sea World. Unfortunately he didn't realize they had surveillance cameras. - jackie
Supermarket sushi seen through a microscope. - oh dave
Met on EEL-HARMONY.COM - fleawatch
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LOL! Congrats to all the winners/runners-up! You guys were ON.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Excellent job! Well done! lololololol ;p
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Guntcats!!!!!
*chanting as always*
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Yay thanks mk!
Fleawatch's caption made me giggle. Well done, winners!
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Caramel, that was awesome! Great RU's too! Congrats!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Woody and Soon-Yi lovingly embrace in a new ad campaign for PETA.
So THIS is what's in Dr. Oz's pants!!!
Michael Fassbender is showing off the old knee knocker again.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's a moray!
It's nice to see John Travolta finally giving a massage.
Not content with creepy buzz her cat video provided, Courtney Stodden decides to go all natural and makes Doug dress up like a Geisha for their International Flair of fuckery exploit.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Miss Swan says, "It looka like a man!"
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Vanity is the price of fame.
Well well well, Yoko Ono has left the Yellow Submarine and has found love again.
Kim Jong-Eel
Emergency clean-up operation at SeaWorld after one of K-Fed's sperm manages to break into the main aquarium.
when ms. chan found out that the long, smooth eel was also electric......she married that bitch!
No more Chinese small dicks for me yyyeeeeaaaa.
Is this another story about MK's abuela?
Dr. Oz's obsession with poop has sunken to new lows.
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Brad and Angie announced their wedding plans now that scuba-diving Japanese cross-dressers have the moray right to marry.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Met on EEL-HARMONY.COM
John Travolta is at it again....
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Eel loves me, Eel loves me not.
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Jesus H. The Oscars were back in Febuary. Enough with these Angie Jolie right leg photoshops. BORING.
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"And the winning name for Sea World's one legged octopus is ... Heather."
The witness protection program is getting more and more creative these days.
Not content with tentacles anymore, Yuki moves on to bigger victims.
Once grown up and on left on its own devices, MADDOX is trying to replace his mother love with anything...
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Supermarket sushi seen through a microscope.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Suri's baptism into the Church of Scientology was exactly what we all thought it would be.
goopy provides us with a shot as to the only acceptable way to catch and prepare fishsticks
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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