The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 17th!

May 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Dick Cheney knows that, as an American, he has the constitutional right to “bare” arms, but equally important is keeping those arms exfoliated and moisturized! – herroyalflyness

Runners-up:

Ted Nugent produced a short educational video on how one should protect themselves from the government while bathing. – fosho

The Tooth Fairy will never be the same after visiting Gary Busey’s home. – ediblegreg

Jeez, John Travolta really does have a bad reputation at the saunas if everybody acts like that when they get word he’s in town. – TexnDoc

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