Afternoon Crumbs

May 18, 2012 / Posted by:

If the miracle child of Karen Elson and Castapella from She-Ra played one of Alexis Carrington’s arch rivals in a Dynasty episode set in an alternate universe, she would look exactly like Tilda Swinton on Candy magazine – Celebitchy

Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate are obviously discussing the super important topic of vagina balls – Lainey Gossip

Just once can The Berry please do pantless Fridays? – The Berry

Oh, RiRi’s just sniffing her fingers and covering her nipple knobs for Esquire – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The Glittery Gays of YouTube take on that annoying song that won’t stop buzzing around my eardrums – Towleroad

Why do I have a feeling that Billy Ray Cyrus was below that balcony with his mouth open? – Hollywood Tuna

RiRi’s outfit looked a lot better when it was laid on top of my mom’s breakfast table – The Superficial

There must be something terribly wrong with my senses because I actually like what’s on Jada Pinkett Smith’s body – Popsugar

Kate Moss is so used to modeling that she can do it in her sleep! No seriously, I think she’s asleep in these pictures. Like with her eyes open. – ICYDK

Rachel Bilson dressed like a victorian toddler at her first communion – Popoholic

3 fap-worthy words: Stephen Harper Naked – OMG Blog

INSOUPTION! – Videogum

Looking like she just ate a bowl of Wite Out – Crunk + Disorderly

The time I mistook Ali Larter for Meg RyanCelebslam

So is that where I swipe my AMEX?” – the Swedish Shauna Sand’s sugar daddy – IDLYITW

Just throw some horsey sauce on that finger and eat up! – Hollywood Rag

That is an S.O.S. side-eye if I ever saw one – I’m Not Obsessed

Still needs more ManJello nipples – Just Jared

Theresa Giudice just cackled so hard that her gorilla head hairline jumped back a few inches – Cityrag

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