Afternoon Crumbs
If the miracle child of Karen Elson and Castapella from She-Ra played one of Alexis Carrington's arch rivals in a Dynasty episode set in an alternate universe, she would look exactly like Tilda Swinton on Candy magazine - Celebitchy
Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate are obviously discussing the super important topic of vagina balls - Lainey Gossip
Just once can The Berry please do pantless Fridays? - The Berry
Oh, RiRi's just sniffing her fingers and covering her nipple knobs for Esquire - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The Glittery Gays of YouTube take on that annoying song that won't stop buzzing around my eardrums - Towleroad
Why do I have a feeling that Billy Ray Cyrus was below that balcony with his mouth open? - Hollywood Tuna
RiRi's outfit looked a lot better when it was laid on top of my mom's breakfast table - The Superficial
There must be something terribly wrong with my senses because I actually like what's on Jada Pinkett Smith's body - Popsugar
Kate Moss is so used to modeling that she can do it in her sleep! No seriously, I think she's asleep in these pictures. Like with her eyes open. - ICYDK
Rachel Bilson dressed like a victorian toddler at her first communion - Popoholic
3 fap-worthy words: Stephen Harper Naked - OMG Blog
INSOUPTION! - Videogum
Looking like she just ate a bowl of Wite Out - Crunk + Disorderly
The time I mistook Ali Larter for Meg Ryan - Celebslam
"So is that where I swipe my AMEX?" - the Swedish Shauna Sand's sugar daddy - IDLYITW
Just throw some horsey sauce on that finger and eat up! - Hollywood Rag
That is an S.O.S. side-eye if I ever saw one - I'm Not Obsessed
Still needs more ManJello nipples - Just Jared
Theresa Giudice just cackled so hard that her gorilla head hairline jumped back a few inches - Cityrag
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Tilda always looks gorgeous and very interesting at her photoshoots!
Second that MK, Panty creamer Friday at TheBerry should be pantless! How about the DL, heheheheh.
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Magic Mike makes me think of Pretty Woman, no one actually believed the Cinderella hooker story in real life either but it made a TON of money just the same! Besides, neither is a documentary, it's fantasy with some appealing performers... ManJello and Boner alone could draw an audience to anything I think. LOL ;p
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Tilda swinton was amazing in "julia" wow what a movie. Kid is kidnapped by her and then he is kidnapped for ransom in mexico..the ending was good kid was ok, but strange intense movie. Highly recommend
I thought that was Susan Sarandon at first! But Tilda looks amazing.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:43pm.
I have the feeling Magic Mike is gonna flop like a whale tail.
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I saw the trailer and to me it's like a male version of Coyote Ugly. Guy does the odd job, but has a talent, then finds true love and has to make a choice. Blah blah blah.
The laughable part is how Channing chose to omit details about how strippers really make money. No one in their right minds would believe that they made a living on horny women's backs, why wouldn't he acknowledge his sugardaddies?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Tilda in drag is surprisingly hot; I guess I'm too used to her de-feminized look.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I thought Tilda was Florence and the Machine. Very unexpected Til. ;>
Princess Charlene and Kate are obviously sharing their favourite Anorexia tips. Kate looks like she's saying 'OMG, I thought I'd never meet someone else who eats toilet paper for breakfast too! Seriously Charlene looks to have aged about 20 years in the last year.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:43pm.
I have the feeling Magic Mike is gonna flop like a whale tail.
Not enough Matt Bomer, so yeah.
Photoshop or not, I loved the styling. Better than the shit you see in the likes of Vogue and Elle.
And Tilda looks great. Very dramatic.
That Magic Mike trailer looks trashy but I will book my tickets.
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for a moment there i thought it was Angelica Houston, gosh i love her!! anyway...um
Magic Mike new trailer is much better, but i hope they re-edit the entire thing and cut out all the girls, cuz lets face it, 99.99% of the audience will be women and gays, who arent paying $16 to see other women in a movie about male strippers.
I have the feeling Magic Mike is gonna flop like a whale tail.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Stick, who is that lovely man in your avie?
say what?! Tilda Swinton is serving us some RuPaul-Raja realness.
AND I LOVE IT
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
I bow down to you Miss. Swinton.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I give Theresa "3 head" Giudice some credit for having survived on Celebrity Apprentice for as long as she did.
So weird that Al Larters arms and legs look perfect but that skeletal definition in her chest doesn't seem to go with the rest of her body.
Bow down to our ethereal, galactic queen! I love Tilda,a true artist among the populace of has-been and wannabes
When (and why) did the Celebitchy website start kissing Kuntrashian ass?
Tilda is an excellent model.
Omg...
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 6:23pm.
It's so not fair. I have hundreds of books and no spacious library in which to put them. Wealth is wasted on those Real Housewife bitches.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Hey, I'm glad I am not the only one thinking this doesn't look like Tilda much, but still cool concept, I suppose.
Ugh, Jesus, my queen Kate is looking awful.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:17pm.
Imagine sitting in the seat after she did. We don't want to sit in other people's butt sweat and vaginal secretions. And a layer of macramé doesn't make me feel any better about it.
Ugh, Jesus take the wheel! *vom*
Ugh, Jesus, I love this woman like fire.
Hekki, Rihanna wasn't always gross now she's entered BloHan territory.
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Rihanna is gross. Imagine sitting in the seat after she did. There is a reason we all wear underwear. We don't want to sit in other people's butt sweat and vaginal secretions. And a layer of macramé doesn't make me feel any better about it.
Lisbet, if you can, get your hands on a copy of "Female Perversions". Tilda has some crazy lesbian sex scenes and the whole movie is like a lez David Lynch movie. It is bizarre but Tilda is magnificent in it.
beakers, I think MK meant UN-fap-worthy! Oh lord, THE FOLDS, I saw the folds... and the hint of pube... AAAHHHRGH! *gouges eyes out and runs away screaming*
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"3 fap-worthy words: Stephen Harper Naked". You spelled gag-worthy wrong, MK.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 7:03pm.
His skin looks like uncooked dough. errgh!
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LOL!!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 6:48pm.
Now THAT is how you do drag, bitch.
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THIS!!!
Ugh...Kate Moss is an overated coke whore.
If I remember correctomundo, Joe owns two or three office buildings in NJ. Why not sell those and keep his home?
I've seen Tilda in several magazine spreads and she looks different every time. It's only on the red carpet that she goes all Bowie/Elvis hair and no makeup. At photoshoots, she goes all out. That's interesting not generic like most... ;p
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I'm female and Tilda does crazy things to me. Ever since Constantine.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 6:55pm.
As a loyal Canadian I had to peek at Stephen Harper SANS VÊTEMENTS. He still looks like a soulless robot and the Tim Horton's cup is the star of the picture.
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Hahaha..agreed. His skin looks like uncooked dough. errgh!
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Nanners, but he looks GROSS right? *nods head!!!* haha
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As a loyal Canadian I had to peek at Stephen Harper SANS VÊTEMENTS. He still looks like a soulless robot and the Tim Horton's cup is the star of the picture.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
Now THAT is how you do drag, bitch.
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God don't like ugly.
Tilda can look pretty but they took about a foot off her hips that's for sure. She has very big solid hips in real life.
-Had to laugh at the Real Housewives of NJ house that had a big library but not a single book on the shelves.
-What the hell is up with Princess Charlene's neck in her profile? Damn scary turkey wobble for someone so young. Gotta love Lainey's fanfic about Harry whisking her away.
-I hate to admit it but I want to see the Texas T-Rex's strip number in Magic Mike. Word is that his is the hottest. He used to live only a few blocks away and I'd see him around the hood(during his naked bongo years.)His arms ARE short but the proportions look much worse in photos.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
duchess catherine looks like a stepford wife in every photo.
-Rachel Bilson dressed like a victorian toddler at her first communion
-The time I mistook Ali Larter for Meg Ryan
-Theresa Giudice just cackled so hard that her gorilla head hairline jumped back a few inches
i'm in stitches.