Raven-Symone Is A Gayelle, So Says The National Enquirer
Two world-renowned fuckery makers joined forces yesterday when Media Takeout reported that The National Enquirer is reporting that Bill Cosby's granddaughter and brow-challenged Raven Symone is scissoring it up with AzMarie from America's Next Top Model: British Invasion. The Enquirer says that the "That's" in That's So Raven stands for Raven having no fucks to give over her family freaking out about this. Raven is in love, doesn't care if anybody knows she loves labia and is close to waving her flannel flag in the air. AzMarie has moved into the $11,000 a month apartment that Raven is staying in while she stars in Sister Act on Broadway. The source put it like this:
“She’s at a point now where she doesn’t care what her family thinks, and she’s in love with AzMarie. She’s a lesbian and wants to live that way. She feels her parents are still trying to treat her like she’s a kid, and she’s told them she’s going to do what she wants.
Raven has hidden being gay for a long time now.But about a year ago, she was introduced by a friend to AzMarie, who is absolutely gorgeous. The two began seeing each other, and a few months ago, Raven finally got the nerve to ask her to move into her lavish Manhattan condo. When her family found out, they blew their stack and it’s created a gay scandal for Raven. She told her parents she loves them, but her home – especially her bedroom – is nobody’s business, and she was not going to back down, so they needed to accept it, period.”
A gay scandal is always the best kind of scandal. Who knows if this is true, but if it is then I'm into this couple. They're like the lesbian Amber Rose and Kanye but 100% less annoying. AzMarie and Raven both know the importance of a perfect eyebrow situation and their couple name would be AzRave, which sounds like my kind of rave. (I mean, a rave full of adzes? Yes!) But I still won't fully believe this until Raven comes zooming out of the closet on a Segway with AzMarie sitting in a Segway side car next to her.
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And yet somehow I don't care. Then again, Raven hasn't been adorable to me since she was Olivia on The Cosby's.
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Let me guess: Several thousand dollars and a few trips to Brazil ago, the vowel on the end of the love interest's name was an "o".
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 12:19pm.
I think people say "Good for you" when someone steps out as a proud gay because it's not an easy thing to do in show biz. It's something better left unsaid or hidden. It is good for them to take a stand against assholes who think that it's wrong.
Not the biggie it might've been say 25 years ago.
Only men still cling to "the closet".
Are'nt all women at least bi-sectional anyway?
So she likes chics that look like men. That doesn't sound like she's gay, more like confused....
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Two world-renowned fuckery makers joined forces yesterday when Media Takeout reported that The National Enquirer is reporting that Bill Cosby's granddaughter and brow-challenged Raven Symone is scissoring it up with AzMarie
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Scissoring it up. . . *snort* *giggle*
Ahhh. . .MediaTakeout. I went on that site a few times and ummm. . . it sucks. The "writers" on that site are illiterate as well as dumb. Their "facts" are ridiculous and absurd sometimes.
Also, the commenters are even more dumb than the "writers".
Holy Flaming Fuck. I sincerely wish people would stop saying "Good for her/him" when people are reported to be gay. Petty or not, it shouldn't be an issue one way or the other, and saying that makes it seem exceptional, either in a good sense or bad. "Good for you" should be reserved for people who actually do something exceptional. like graduate college, save a life, or learn to fucking fly.
Oh, you've got a freckle on your ass? Good for you!!! You're five foot two, five foot six with heels? Good for you! Your hair turns curly in humid weather? Fucking awesome!
She's gay and female. I'm straight and female. Any other absolutely-nothing-to-get-excited-about issues someone wants to laud us for?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I'd heard years ago that Raven-Symone was gay and had previously dated Lohan... They used to be "roommates"
Good for her for standing up for herself and being who she is... eyebrows and all.
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OMG, i'm jealous, I totally fancy AzMarie and I was really pissed when she was eliminated from ANTM (yes I hate to admit I still watch that shitfest).
Donna Summers? :(:( When I go up into the Panhandle here in FL the only radio stations you can get are country and disco tunes. I always pick disco for a chance to hear her or Irene Cara etc...
Sadness :( RIP
I have probably watched every episode of That's So Raven a few times (what? I have a ten year old). Raven is fucking funny on it. The best one is when she has to go into the vents to get some old, moldy cheese for some reason, fucking hilarious shit. I don't really care if she's gayelle but good for her if she's happy. :)
WOW Donna Summers DEAD!!!!
I wasn't a disco fan but as I've gotten older I have to tip my hat to some excellent disco tunes
Her, I Feel Love was WAY AHEAD of it's time as far as electronic music went!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e3H6t6j3Rk
RIP Donna you Disco Diva Bitch!!!
FFS...R.I.P. Donna Summers
Hekki -- I did not know that, you learn something new every day. On the other hand, though, you'd think they'd fill that in, don't ya think? This coming from someone who is totally obsessed with her eyebrow situation.
TMZ is saying Donna Summer just died...if that's true, then sads...
Twatty: If a person has the outer third of their eyebrow missing, it could be the sign of a thyroid issue.
My SIL has this, but I keep my mouf shut.
Where is the "Who Cares" tag?
fredfred -- you are not alone in thinking this AzMarie person is a dude. Those are some serious man hands she/he has going on.
Raven has a serious eyebrow situation going on, as half of her eyebrows are missing -- what the fuck??? You'd think her lady/man friend would edumacate her about that!
Okay.
Is she out, or has she been outed? It would be nice to see more younger celebs leading the way and being -- role models isn't the term I'm looking for -- examples of gayness not being some extreme thing, but just a totally normal thing. It would be nice for people not to have to "come out". I mean, I didn't have to "come out" to my family and declare that I'm straight!
Good for her! that gal is smoking hot! She is an adult now.
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Shit just saw the news about Donna Summers.... :(
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Trailer Trash.
That's kinda hot.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I agree with most here. Who cares if she's a lesbian? It makes no damn difference in her work- she sings and is a great actress. People need to get a fucking life already, and deal with themselves instead of other people's (mostly strangers) sex life. If you are not having sex with that person than mind your own.
Donna.....Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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OH shoot, DS really died? damn that was one of the first albums I ever bought!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Right CE?!
Her and LiLo were room mates back in the Mean Girls and That's so Raven days. It's funny to think they were gaying it up way back then haha
I loved her. Kinda hard fighting the cries.
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OT: Aww urmomma. Tmz reporting. Wow...didn't know she was even sick.
RIP DS.
That's kinda hot.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 11:32am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 11:21am.
She sounds rather snotty considering she'd be ushering people to their seats most likely rather than appearing on the stage if it wasn't for her family.
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Fall back.
Raven was only Bill Cosby's granddaughter on television. She has been working since she was 3 years old and has pulled herself up by her own bootstraps ( I thought you Republicans liked that kind of thing). Why the shade?
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Thank you. If her family is unwilling to let her be who she is then there's no reason she should speak so kindly about them. Fuck homophobic parents.
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Trailer Trash.
I like Raven and I like that she is large-framed and seems to accept it, and if this is true, I am glad that she is being self accepting about her sexuality, also.
Vaginas taste like green apples, so who wouldn't wanna lick one?
Donna :-(
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 10:56am.
In other news, the sun came up this morning....
Oh I don't know, Christine - it's been cloudy and raining all day here.
Oh shit. Donna Summer IS dead:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/17/donna-summer-dead-last-dance/
If this is true, then good for her for standing up for herself.
Love who you want, Raven!
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I just wanna feel everything
I just wanna feel everything
I just wanna feel everything
CE is right.....crap.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
CE?!?!?! *googles*
that is way to much foundation coco the clown.
Lmao perky!
lolololll Weezey!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 11:21am.
She sounds rather snotty considering she'd be ushering people to their seats most likely rather than appearing on the stage if it wasn't for her family.
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Fall back.
Raven was only Bill Cosby's granddaughter on television. She has been working since she was 3 years old and has pulled herself up by her own bootstraps ( I thought you Republicans liked that kind of thing). Why the shade?
AzMarie is smoking hoooot. There are some really nice pictures of her on her tumblr.
Add me to the list of people who would.
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Submitted by BreakinMe on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 11:29am.
As long as she is happy and not in an abusive relationship, who cares if she's with a man or a woman?
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I don't think anyone really *does* care. I'm just happy that she can say this, like it's no big thang. Because it's, y'know, not.
I hope they "accidentally" release a sex tape!!!!!!!
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OMG, she haz Teh Ghey? !?
*clutches pearls*
Fuck. Leave her alone. Leave all of us and our sessy times business alone.
Just heard Donna Summer died.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 11:21am.
In that main photo, AzMarie is giving me black SamRo vibes. If SamRo decided to style herself as Amber Rose.
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The image that comes into my head from reading that alone is totally hawt. And nothing like the young lady in the photo.
As long as she is happy and not in an abusive relationship, who cares if she's with a man or a woman?
I really don't care who is gay and who isn't, but wtf kind of name is AzMarie?? It sounds incomplete.
ETA: oh I totally see black SamRo, too! Hopefully it's in looks only and they are actually happy and at least quasi-drama free.
Good luck to her, at least she's getting some.
I would......
In that main photo, AzMarie is giving me black SamRo vibes. If SamRo decided to style herself as Amber Rose.
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Douchechill!