Friday, May 18th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 17th!
Dick Cheney knows that, as an American, he has the constitutional right to "bare" arms, but equally important is keeping those arms exfoliated and moisturized! - herroyalflyness
Runners-up:
Ted Nugent produced a short educational video on how one should protect themselves from the government while bathing. - fosho
The Tooth Fairy will never be the same after visiting Gary Busey's home. - ediblegreg
Jeez, John Travolta really does have a bad reputation at the saunas if everybody acts like that when they get word he's in town. - TexnDoc
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LOL!!!!! All are hilarious!!!!
*high-fives funny winners with right 11 wide*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
YAY hores!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Funny captions! Yay! winners!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Congrats TD and all the winners! Happy Friday!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
You whores are funny! Congrats!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Great job and congrats winners!!
LOL well done winners! ;D hahaha
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Terrence Howard disguises himself as the human bidet to make sure his lady friend doesn't have the stank ass.
Ted Nugent's weapon-based bath product line, perfect for the gun nut who has everything.
Once all 18 of his children had reached their teen years, Brad Pitt did what he had to to keep them from disturbing his annual bath.
Completely out of ideas, SyFy gives up and makes a movie about demonic scrubbing bubbles.
50 years from now, Taylor Kitsch is still trying to explain to people why Battleship was a good career move.
After getting kicked out of one too many massage parlors, Travolta resorted to an experimental form of massage therapy.
Randy Quaid keeps an eye peeled for Star Whackers at all times.....
Uncle Bills flashbacks from the Vietnam war came at the most inopportune moments, but the family learned to live with it.
After that infamous incident, Dick Cheney was no longer allowed real guns, so he improvises in the tub for amusement.
Johnny Depp's stylist was determined that this trip down the red carpet would be different.
Alas, decaying rocker Ted Nugent now fights cat-scratch fever with an AARP-issue automatic rifle and an oversized toothbrush.
Just don't say "Up Periscope!"
Tony Soprano, DDS.
Dick Cheney on the hunt for his next heart transplant donor.
Bubba was so afraid of a Kuntrashian invasion that he was ready to shoot and then scrub himself clean in case any STDs came flying his way.
Rub-a-dub-dub
One fringe-right dentist
In a tub
Bath Crash this, mother fuckers!!!
Jeb was excited that rubber duck hunting season had finally started.
Members had learned to take extra precautions in the spa when John Travolta was around.
Don't feel bad for Joey. Acting and prostitution are one career continuum so it's OK to flow back and forth between the two... Most actors do (one way or another).
Toilet duck season has begun.
Bathnight at the Nugent house, and the Motor City Madman is on the hunt for dicks to suck, 'cause he's a damned nice guy.
Ain't noone gonna mess w/ my grandbaby! ~ Joe Simpson
Sylvester Stallone stars in Rambo V: Rambo vs. Mr. Bubble
Although we tried to discourage him, Bart still insisted he would pass Navy Seal training if he just practiced "going commando" enough.
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Just here for the fun
Aha! We've finally found Randy Quaid.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Looking out for tanning mom.
The Tooth Fairy will never be the same after visiting Gary Busey's home.
Guess we know who is behind LiLo's new grille....
"Brush-a-brush the gay away."
The warrior has defeated all of his enemies except for perhaps his fiercest adversary - the dreaded toaster.
Our new sheriff is determined to clean up this town.
This is not what I meant when I said our bathroom needed a heater and some magazines.
Dick Cheney knows that, as an American, he has the constitutional right to "bare" arms, but equally important is keeping those arms exfoliated and moisturized!