Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
In the late 00′s, his face was starting to sag and lose its elasticity. His face pretty much fluttered in the breeze as he ran. He had lines around his eyes and bags under them.
Now, frankly, this is not a big deal. All faces age. Really! But this ego maniacal liar wants you to believe that he is no mere mortal, and that his looks are all natural because he lives such an extraordinary life. That’s right, People! He’s not like you! He works hard to stay young! He has never had plastic surgery and never will! Or so he claims.
Here’s the truth: He had a nose job when he was in his teens (he had the bridge thinned out). He had his teeth completely redone (although we wouldn’t include teeth in the plastic surgery category). He had his eyeballs replaced. He had a mid-section face lift and lower blepharoplasty (eye job) around 2009. He is currently holding off on upper eye work (because that would drastically change his look). Now he just has regular injections of Botox and Restylane to freeze things up and plump them out. Hey, it’s good work, he doesn’t look “done”, and his face settled in nicely six months after the plastic surgery. But it’s still plastic surgery. And he is still a liar. (Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl? Exhibit: EVERYTHING.
But I resent this blind item! Tommy is as honest as he is heterosexual. Tommy would rather put his lips on the taint of the hired Scientology man slave that comes to tuck his no-no in every night than tell a lie. Tommy's almost wrinkle-free face comes from years of not being glib, and he tells Stepford Katie to randomly flash her chocha at him when he least expects it. It makes his face skin jump up. It's a natural face-lift! Don't be jealous of Tommy's natural beauty.
Which former A-lister and Hollywood womanizer – he supposedly sowed his wild oats before getting married and raising a family – hasn’t been that loyal? The Oscar winner has been having phone sex with a C-list celebrity for years behind his famous actress/wife’s back! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Warren Beatty as the A-lister and Stephanie Seymour as the C-list celebrity? I'm impressed that Warren is still fucking with his voice at the age of 75. Yes, I'm sure he falls asleep halfway through, but at least he tries.
This music group recently left their record label. They publicly announced that they had outgrown the label and were moving in a new direction. Everyone thanked each other for their years together and wished each other well in the future. Blah, blah, blah. Lies, lies, lies.
Do you want to know what really happened?
Well, the truth is that the music group was totally fired. Yes, fired!
The label had warned them numerous times that they needed to clean up their act. Their fans were drifting away because they were tired of their ridiculous faux relationships of all the members of the group, and the troubling, r*hab-worthy behavior of one of the members of the group (Member C). If they didn’t get their act together and start making music again – together – the label wasn’t interested in keeping them.
But the group and their manager had grown arrogant and lazy. They didn’t want to listen to the label that had made them into a success. They weren’t interested in creating music as a group or touring anymore. They just wanted the fame and the money that their very greedy and very controlling manager convinced them that they deserved – just for being them!
So Member A left to try another solo venture. That venture – which had been successful up until the time Member A joined – had to shut down when he couldn’t bring in an audience. Over a hundred people lost their jobs. And his fakey fake relationship with an older woman simply annoyed everyone, especially his former fans. He’s in a new fake relationship now.
Member B lost all control over his own life. He let his manager set him up in a fake marriage and is now letting his wife dictate his next ridiculous gig (which is designed to promote her, not him).
Member C wanted to do a solo album in between drinking binges. The label advised him against it because there had been a backlash from fans after one of his faux relationships. He did the album anyway. It bombed. He blamed the label.
That was the final straw. The label fired all of them. They practically gave them their songs back. Anything to get them out the door as fast as possible and completely sever ties with them and their idiotic manager. Good riddance. (Blind Gossip)
Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas and Joe Jonas. Done.
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Ben Affleck for #2.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who stopped reading at the words 'eyeballs replaced'
Submitted by Rosebud on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:54pm.
What??? You can get your EYEBALLS replaced??? This knowledge is going to creep me out for the rest of my life :-/
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Right? But it's possible. I knew this janitor at work who had both eyes replaced. I can't remember the specifics, but he had some disease that was slowly blinding him. One of his new eyes was from an old lady, the other from a girl who died in a car crash. He turned out to be a creep who used those new eyeballs to obsess over the massive porn stash he loved to talk about.
But are we supposed to take the blind literally? Unless Tommy Girl had a disease we don't know about, elective organ transplants sound seriously shady.
I remember hearing years ago that a kid I went to grammar school with had eyeball transplants. He was borderline legally blind. I'm sure TC could just cough up the cash to steal eyeballs from someone on an organ donor waiting list. Also my MIL had cornea transplants, so why not the whole eyeball?
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Blind Item A is Jim Carrey. Look at the wording carefully:
'sag and lose its elasticity" - He's always been referred to as rubber-faced.
"ego maniacal liar" - Liar, Liar?
" no mere mortal" - Bruce Almighty
"lives such an extraordinary life" - I dunno, why use that wording? Truman show? Eternal Sunshine?
And it ends with re-emphasising LIAR. My money's on Jim-Bob.
Everyone needs to relax. The "eyeballs replaced" is a not-so-subtle hint at his role in Minority Report where....he had his eyeballs replaced.
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What??? You can get your EYEBALLS replaced??? This knowledge is going to creep me out for the rest of my life :-/
Tom Cruise still has an enormous nose. His teeth aren't perfect, but at least he hasn't had them veneered, like the rest of the crew. And WTF eyballs replaced? Who does shit like that? I don't know about whether it's true or not, because with this my positive remarks on Tommy boy are ending - I have never found him attractive - maybe because of the teef, maybe because he reminds me of my brother, maybe because my gaydar is working on high speed when seeing him, I don't know - so I don't know if his eyecolour has changed over the years - they must have if he had an eyeball replacement (WTF!!!) (I really wish I would trust doctors that much to just consider something like that).
Edit because of another bad english day.
Been looking at this photo...noticed not only are his teeth not fixed here(and still out of alignment) but that his jaw is a completely different shape. http://www.realsea.net/862_Tom-Cruise-young/
And WTF with the "eyeballs replaced" ???? why in the world would anyone want that? Get some damn contacts! lol...
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this is the best thing since when MK called someone's BF blind and you all believed it (does anyone remember? was it Anne Hathaway?)
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:19pm.
Typo corrected to "had his balls replaced."
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Eyeballs replaced!! JACKO HAS HOPE!!
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LMAO @ the whole eyeballs replaced controversy thanks for explaining it, sluts!!!
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wait...you can seriously have a procedure where they switch your eyeballs? for aesthetic reasons only?
that's some nasty shit wtf is wrong with people *smh*
Tommy also got butthole tightening surgery, he went from loose like jennifer lopez to tight like ellen degeneres.
I know one asshole who had his eye colour changed from brown to blue. I thought he was full of shit until he showed me pics of the procedure. I mean in the name of all that is good, why would you do something like that. The same tool also had a nise job, teeth done and jaw realinement.....he still looks like shit:-)
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If Tommy Girl got plastic surgery on his nose and his teeth fixed he should sue for negligence, at a minimum. His teeth are out of alignment with his nose. And pretty much out of alignment with the rest of his face.
He is clearly a handsome fellow, until he opens his mouth. It is at that moment that one's eyes are confused by his misaligned teeth and awkward nose protrusions.
Most adults grow teeth in pairs that mirror each other with an obvious divide down the middle of the mouth. But, Tommy Girl somehow has three large front teeth standing front and center. I find it very difficult to follow story lines in his films while staring at this obvious anomaly. Then, when you throw the Scientolowhore and not-as-gay-as-ice-cream thing on top, I just give up and watch old SVU episodes where Stabler showcases his "instuctable" on how to be a man while beating a skell in frilly panties.
"He had his eyeballs replaced."
at first i was like DAFUQDIDIJUSTREAD
but then i read you all making sense of it. it wouldnt surprise me for a second if it was him.
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Tom Cruise most definitely had a nose job. The smart thing was he only narrowed the bridge making the work much more subtle. You can Google the comparison shots. He had quite the honker in the early days.
I kinda doubt TommyGirl is #1 but that picture looks great! For a second there, I thought that was mylovah Captain John Barrowman hehehe, seriously that bar suits TG, all his pictures need one! LOL ;p
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And all this time I thought Cruise was just sucking the life out of Katie-bot.
#1 I don't think it's Tommy Girl; he could've never had a nose job in his teens, you can tell he's had it crooked for a long time and never got it fixed. Who is a narcissist of his level though? I'm actually thinking that it's none other that Pitiful Pothead Brad.
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Eyeballs replaced.. How the fuck do you do that crazy shit
@Boo1212 - yes, Legend! They had so many damned close-ups of him - does he really think no one noticed how bad his teeth were? Queen of Denial.
How is it that #3 is even blind?
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He is such a friggin clueless bag of lies. I guess lie telling is completely acceptable in the good church of Hubbard.
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Snarf....I think Joe has the drinking problem. Nick has diabetes and is supposedly very health conscious. I don't think he would do that to himself.
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"eyeballs replaced" is a reference to "Minority Report"!!!
In it, Tom Cruise's character gets an eyeball replacement to fool the authorities who track people by retinal scan: he was a fugitive, etc. It was a pretty good movie.
ETA: smarty pants Hekki didn't read down to see that many other people posted this.
Submitted by sean on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 10:15pm.
He had his eyeballs replaced?!?!?
Even Cruise isn't that crazy!
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LOL--I hesitated over that one, too! I think MK threw that in to fuck with us/see if we're paying attention!
He had his eyeballs replaced?!?!?
Even Cruise isn't that crazy!
(I think.)
So which of the Jonas Bro's is the out of control boozer? Joe or Nick?
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How do you have your eyeballs replaced as a cosmetic procedure???
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Jonas Brothers sounds like a mess. Good. I guess I'd hope it was Joe who turns the most evil.
I'd like to get my eyeballs replaced. I've been near-sighted my entire life. It would be wonderful to be able to see without glasses.
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Submitted by SmokinApples on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:43pm.
I can't get past "He had his eyeballs replaced" hahahaha!
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Me too! I kept reading that sentence over and over because it was so ridiculous. Then I read your post about the "re-placed" thing and it made so much more sense.
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Typo corrected to "had his balls replaced."
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So funny, Tommy had his eyes replaced in Minority Report. Haaaaaaaa!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:49pm.
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I remember that! He looked like a menopausal lesbian!
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:09pm.
And you know that shit will be used for cosmetic stuff sooner rather than later. We'll have eightysomething ladies with fresh skin collagen and perfect third sets of teeth.
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Does anyone remember what TommyGirls teeth looked like in that Legend movie with Mia Sara? Beyond awful!
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It's obvious that Tom had surgery. No man of 50 could ever look that young.
He's also had lipo as evidenced by some pictures on the now defunct site awfulplasticsurgery.com. A few years ago he started having difficulty keeping his weight under control and had even resorted to wearing a girdle in public. He had the problem licked with the help of a grueling fitness regimen, a severely restricted diet, and some lipo.
Tom Cruise Braces:
http://photos.toofab.com/gallery-images/2011/04/braces_photo_01_0024_Lay...
Story about his teeth:
http://www.celebrities-with-diseases.com/celebrities/tom-cruise-was-cons...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:23pm.
I remember he had Invisalign or something some years back.
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Tom Cruise Surgery:
http://chatterbusy.blogspot.com/2012/04/tom-cruise-nose-job.html
And as RichBitch pointed out, Tom Cruise's character has both of his eyes replaced in "Minority Report"!
I can't get past "He had his eyeballs replaced" hahahaha! Can someone tell me when we suddenly leaped into Lee Major's wonderful world of bionics??? hahaha! I'm dying here!!!!!!!!!
I think they mean re-placed. As in, moved, right? Like having the bone scrapped or built up kind of thing?
still, LOVING this one!!
There's a doctor who says he can actually turn brown eyes blue, but it's still before Tommy did whatever to his eyes (allegedly).
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-brown-eyes-blue,0,7541425.story
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