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I was so 'in love' with Joey, then for a while Jordan. My one best friend loved Donny, and my other loved Danny, so yes I knew someone who loved Danny.

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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09

Lots of good birthday sluts today! HB especially to Trent Reznor - I'd love to fuck you like an animal. HB to Craig Ferguson, too! HB to the other wonderful hos and sluts.

it's my birfday too!!!!

Passionate birthday fondles to Thom Filicia!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

My name is Tabather and I'm taking OVAH. Love that bitch. Hard to believe the li'l smart guy is 26. Happy Birthday, hos!

Gee thanks Michael K. for the pic - I just lost my appetite

Wow...that pic sure screams 'Football bat' doesn't it?

HBD to Craig Ferguson and Enya. Enya's music is perfect to play in the background while reading, and wonderful for candlelight bubble baths....although I have to admit it's been a l-o-n-g time since I've felt content enough to relax with one.

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Fuck Bob Saget.

Big ups to Enya, and Craig Ferguson !

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Happy Birthday to motherfucking Trent Reznor!!! Pretty Hate Machine is one of my all time favorite albums!

I met Jordan knight when he was doing a solo tour, talk about a douche.

Bob Saget is like that nerdy perv kid that we all knew in high school all grown up. Bog Saget, Bitch..you better ax someone.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HB to B.Saget and C.Ferguson, 2 wild & crazy guys. I would love to see both doing stand up comedy.

Ahhhh. . . the memories of ripping on Jordan and the rest of NKOTB. It was fun cracking jokes about those guys back in the day. I remember when they were mega popular and a GF I had back then went to the concert. I did not give a fuck. When she showed me the merch after the concert I pretended to care cuz she had enormous bewbs. I'm talking top 5 in the whole school.
I wonder what she's up to now?
*starts to google*

Submitted by perky on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:05am.

ive only heard stories but i wasnt sure if it was the same jordan.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:32am.

i thought it was :) he just had that look on him "Hunk of the month" "cum bucket of the month"

who knew when this was shot, jordan had gallons of semen swimming inside his tank.

explains why his teeeffs are soo white and he looks abit bloated.

Birthday kisses to Thom Filicia and Craig Ferguson -- I so love you both. Although not at the same time.

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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm

Wowza! Bill Paxton is 57!? Man, I'm getting old..er.

And HB to the beautiful and wonderfully talented Enya, who has kept me company many a night as I take a relaxing herbal bath.

You just know that Teen Beat picture came from MK's pristine folder of Teen Beat pull-outs!! :)

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Lmao @ 'hunk of the month.' I used to get that magazine and loved all of them too! Haha

www.poopreport.com :)

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Much love to Craig Ferguson! He seems like he would be so much fun to hang out with (even without alcohol)!

Jordan Knight- Sweet rat tail, dude. I never understood that "look", even when it was considered cool. Anyway - HB!

This is why no one in my generation can throw shade at today's kids and their love for Bieber. Goodness. Although I was totally a Donny and Joey fan.

HBD Trent Reznor and Bob Saget.

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

Was I sleeping the year this guy was considered "Hunk"?

Thanks for the 80's flashback, Whamo! So great.
I haven't yet figured out how to tack on a response to your original note here...

I also want to check out the Craig F. vid.
Gotta run!

HB Jordan! The sight of him still makes me squeal like exactly as I did when I was 10. He still looks great, btw.

Also, HB to Trent Reznor who is one seriously hot slut and whose music gets my flower all kinds of open.

Thanks Fofie, for mentioning Josh Homme's bday. He is sex.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

i liked old NIN before trent became bloated fat ass sell out.

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:08am.

Whamo: That was a good link. Thanks.
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Glad you found it interesting Hekki, I was quite moved by it myself:)

My mother and I went and saw Jordan and the rest of New Kids in concert for the NKOTBSB tour last summer (don't judge us!) And they all gave a surprisingly great performance for a bunch of 30+ and 40+ year olds. Jordan still has the moves and that great falsetto voice. He and Joey were the only ones who could really "sing" in that group anyway.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"

-Mean Girl,Regina George

YES Loopy, it's THAT Jordan, GALLONS! Lollollol ;D

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HB Trent, Craig (funniest guy on tv), Sugar Ray, Bill and the other birthday sluts today!

Still remember Cameron from Love and Human Remains!! ;D

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Well I guess this makes up for yesterday when I knew everyone.

She's tough, she's talented, she's taking over this birfday list. HB to my favorite Tuesday time-sucker Tabatha Coffey. I hope she sticks to hair salons next season and not shit like Barkingham Palace.

I can't believe I ever thought this shit ever looked fashionable. Is there something gayer than a glittering unicorn farting rainbows? Because this is it.

He's got an Ozian lump and that bugger grip is tacky.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

That's a nice trucker tan Jordon's sportin'.

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

"was he the guy who had gallons of cum pumped from his stomach?"

Same time last year, smb asked the same question. Its a urban legend and other names were also connected to that, not just JK. I dont know, but humanly its impossible for smb to ingerate so much cum. Gallons of cum from smb's stomach... Lets get serious...

HB to Craig Ferguson, the funniest late night host EVAH!, and to Bob Saget, shining star of The Aristocrats.

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

Whamo: That was a good link. Thanks.

Happy birthday to Craig Ferguson and Grace Zabriskie.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:03am.
on happy bday Jordan!!

was he the guy who had gallons of cum pumped from his stomach?
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LOL you asked that so innocently! Like it was benign as, "Was he the guy with the brown hair?"

YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD! Happy birthday, Chet!!!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

For my money, it was Joey McIntyre aaaaaallllllll the way, with Jon coming in at a close second. My best friend liked Donny b/c he was "the bad boy". Did you guys know anyone who liked Danny the best?

on happy bday Jordan!!

was he the guy who had gallons of cum pumped from his stomach?

I met Craig Fergusen once at a small hole in the wall type restaurant in Florida. Really nice guy and so cute. Happy birthday to Craig!!

Sorry double post.

Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:43am.

craig ferguson looks so much older than 50 doesnt he?
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Agreed! I was supprised to see he's only 50. He was a drummer in some heavy duty punk bands back in the day and was a massive alcky and drug taking fiend as well. When Britt Britt had he massive melt down he went on and his whole monologue was how he wasn't going to make fun of a person that obviously was sick a needed help as he did when he finally decided to get help. It was not preachy but it was one of the most honest heartfelt things I have ever heard a person come out and say in a position like that. I gained a HUGE amount of respect for him for that.

If you have the time or the inclination to listen to this It'll give you a different perspective on the dude. Don't mean to get all heavy and shit it was just an eye opener. Around the 3min mark is the Britt Britt part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGLzpt3caHw

Happy Birthday Craig Ferguson! You are the best thing on late night television.

HB Tabatha Coffey and Craig Ferguson!
HB to Bill Paxton and Grace Zabriskie. I had no idea they shared a birthday. Both were great in Big Love.
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Trailer Trash.

I remember those overalls!

Enya - Chanting music.

craig ferguson looks so much older than 50 doesnt he?

Submitted by shade on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:11am.
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Here you go Shade, you can dance around and pretend you're 14 again:) lol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHXqN-x-l-M&feature=related

Jordan Knight...all I can say Hahahah..bwahaaaa!!! WTF..LOLOLOL

Trent Reznor...loved his Nine Inch Nails days, he's a big fan of Bowie so..you know..he's all right in my books.

Craig Ferguson...by far THE FUNNIEST,quickest, best improvising late night host. IMO no one even come close to Craig. I find myself bursting out laughing from him and his mechanical skeleton sidekick dude

Sugar Ray Leonard... this man had some of the fastest hand going, man I miss boxing, now we get the overrated over hyped CRAP that is Ultimate Fighting.

Happy Bday sluts

HB Craig Ferguson! Wish your show came on earlier.

Rat tail braids= skeevy. I made an exception for the lead singer of the Thompson Twins back in the day, but it was still distracting.

A few "reality tv stars" b-days-- Derek, Tabatha, Thom...

My 15 year old goth self wishes Trent Reznor a happy birthday

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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks

Chris Hansen STAT please!!!

and bring the eye bleach! :(

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

It's Josh Homme's birthday today! Not on the list, but happy birthday Josh Homme, you giant sexual ginger beast of a man.