Another Day, Another Story About How John Travolta Tried To Get Himself Some Peen
As of yesterday, John Doe #1 hired master limousine chaser Gloria Allred to be his new attorney and help him decide whether or not he's going re-file his lawsuit against John Travolta for giving him a hernia test without asking. Since then, a lot more foolery has come flying out and let's get to it so we can exhale before another batch of foolery comes flying out. I swear, I hope Tommy Girl and his Scientology chorus boys re-enact all of this at the church holiday pageant, because this is drama.
John Doe #2 has dropped his lawyer and picked up Gloria Allred too - Just like John Doe #1, John Doe #2 withdrew his $2 million lawsuit against John Travolta this morning and immediately hired Gloria Allred. John Doe #2's the massage therapist at that fancy resort in Atlanta who claims John's anus hole practically tried to eat his finger off. Gloria tells People that they plan to file the lawsuit in another court.
John Travolta's lawyer is shaking his head no to the rumors that they're paying bitches off - John Doe #2's first lawyer said that John Travolta could make everything go away if he simply slipped them $250,000. But John's lawyer Marty Singer tells TMZ that they will never pay a cent and will never settle. Well, I say why should John pull the wad of cash out of his titty cleavage to pay those dudes off when he can get his Scientology bitches to put the spook in them? Those Scientology crazies will haunt John Doe #1 and John Doe #2 forever. I'm pretty sure that creepy bitch with split ends in The Grudge was a Scientologist.
John Travolta tried to put a hickey on Kenickie's dickey - Remember Jeff Conway's beyond crazy fiancee Vikki Lizzi? Vikki tells The National Enquirer (via P6) that when Jeff tried to off himself in 2006, he wrote a suicide note where he claimed that John Travolta sucked him off while he was passed out one night in the 90s. The note went something like, "Life is an ugly thing and I realized this when I woke up and had Travolta's saliva all over my peen. Goodbye cruel world!"
Vikki says that after Jeff caught Travolta sucking on his peen in his sleep, their friendship ended. Jeff also told Vikki that Kelly Preston knows John's butt hole gets hungry for peen and she's okay with it. Kelly is John's happily wedded beard and even signed some sort of contract.
And finally for the grand finale! John Travolta released this Mother's Day video card to Kelly Preston and loooooord this is the most subtle act of damage control I've ever seen. Nothing says "I love my wife's vagina" like a Power Point presentation. Even Tommy Girl's couch jumping theatrics weren't this obvious.
And the best part is that he used a Barbra Streisand song. If that isn't an official coming out announcement, then I really don't know what is.
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I actually liked the video! Johnny may like guys, but he truly loved Jet and his kids. Maybe he is a much better actor than Cruise, but Johnny's pics look so much more authentic than Robot Holmes and Suri.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 9:30am.
Oh, good Lord! If he didn't "off" himself after Staying Alive, then I am pretty sure he isn't going to now.
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ROFMAO! Please. That was the death knell--but he's still here.
That being said-- I'm hard pressed to give this the side eye. It was a lovely video. They may not be the typical married couple, but they do seem to care for each other and love their children. And if he likes peen on the side and she doesn't give a fuck, then it's really none of our business. who cares. I thought the video was nice.
*drip drip drip, the sound of my cold dead heart thawing*
What I noticed the most is how Bella got 3 times the pictures the other kids did. Sad. I would think that Jett would at least get as many.
Srsly - who cares?! Don't understand why this is even decent fodder for discussion.
John, for you
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Pulp Fiction days were better times... Here's hoping you behave yo'self and let yourself be great! ;]
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That video was very sweet. I can't even throw shade on it except to say that I agree, the Babs song is telling.
Ella was beautiful from day one and still is. Jett was very good-looking from day one until he passed, may he rest in peace. This new baby Ben is not even close to having the good looks that his siblings have/had.
Two positives = a negative
Bruce Willis + Demi Moore = Rumor Willis
Travolta and Preston where lucky to have 2 out of three to be good looking. But Jett's health problems and premature death really is the sad story here.
Ques: how come we never see photos of their new kid?
Is he in the basement with the TV, bucket to piss in & a bag of chips like they kept Jett?
Oh, and Travolta, cut the crap. Everyone knows you bat both ways.
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I loved Kelly in "Jerry Maguire" Such a bitch!
I always forget how pretty Kelly Preston is. I blame Charlie Sheen for Kelly embracing Scientology and Travolta.
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R.I.P Jett
John is becoming the new George Michael. It's like OK you are gay but do you have to prey on guys now. Come on!! So shady. Just stop the shit now.
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Damn...I never cease to be amazed at how badly Streisand sucks ass.
The daughter is gorgeous. Strange how her and the son that passed look exactly like their parents yet this new kid looks nothing like any of them. I'm guessing they went the surrogate route and used sperm/egg from a different donor.
I think the video is beautiful, but I agree it's pretty crappy they released it now. I don't doubt that they were devastated by their son's death, but to use it to gain sympathy is the lowest of the low.
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:48am.
Kelly Preston is so sweet. What a great beard she is. Better than Katie Holmes.
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Too good - I do wonder just how much pressure and time is devoted from the Scibots end in order to control the wives so that the money keeps rolling in to them.
OoooooH! Johnny. Johnny. Kenickie? Really?! For shame, man.
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LOL at sybil. Is this the part where I tell you that my husband does the laundry at our house?! No? okay. I won't.
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I should have married a gay man, this video is beautiful! On Mother's Day this year, I did 5 loads of laundry, including my husbands tightie-whities with their signature skidmarks! Calgon take me away.......
some of you aren't old enough to remember johnny boy in his early gay days. he had some mother-beard relationship with dinah shore or some other old lady star who then died of cancer or something equally tragic. then came the bullshit about him and marilu henner (whatever her name is, the sexy red headed chick from taxi) but marilu knew johnny was gay, they were friends but made it seem like more for pr (exactly like brooke sheilds and michael jackson .... pure bullshit).
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So, basically, Zucco sucked off Kernicki while he was passed out?!?
This is my teenage years' fantasy, like, EXACTLY!
Whoever said that fantasies never come true?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 9:09am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:06am.
Is anyone else concerned that John may try to harm himself? This video could be a good-bye message of sorts
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Oh, good Lord! If he didn't "off" himself after Staying Alive, then I am pretty sure he isn't going to now.
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*snort*
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When I saw Grease eons ago, it never really occurred to me that JT may like the peen. I saw a rerun recently and merde, he's as ghey as an Easter bonnet.
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John going after some peen is not a crime. John sexually harassing people is. There are lots of hoes for hire, and he should have stuck with that instead of going GIMME SOME I'M JOHN MUTHAFUCKINTRAVOLTA. And booo on using your dead son to get out of this. Just gross.
That little daughter is stunning. I remember seeing a pic of her several years ago when she was only about 3 and thought she's going to grow up to be a gorgeous thing.
And that whole video gaves me the sads because of Jett.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:06am.
Is anyone else concerned that John may try to harm himself? This video could be a good-bye message of sorts
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Oh, good Lord! If he didn't "off" himself after Staying Alive, then I am pretty sure he isn't going to now.
The video is a lame attempt at dispelling "ghey" rumors. Nothing more, nothing less.
And to answer your question, no, I am not concerned.
It sure seems like this marriage works for them. Jet and Ella Blue are definitely John's kids, as they look very much like him. The most recent son Ben, doesn't look much like either of them, but that may change as he gets older. I read somewhere Kelly used IVF to get pregnant with Ben. If nothing else, John may have learned a lesson from all of this, and that is to be more careful about which guys you grope, etc.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:06am.
Is anyone else concerned that John may try to harm himself?
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Vanity would always stop JT from killing himself,
besides anyone that knows JT knows he likes dick and he knows they know he knows he like dick so it's not like he's be shocking the ones he loves with this.
Kelly Preston is so sweet. What a great beard she is. Better than Katie Holmes.
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That is a horrible song.
"giving him a hernia test without asking" made me snort.
Hungry Scientolohole aside, they do make beautiful kids. I think I just made myself sick.
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Wow, I had forgotten how much Jett looked like John. Ella was an adorable child. The new baby looks completely different -guess they went with an egg and sperm donor.
John looks very unnatural in all the pictures, except the ones of him and Jett. You could tell he loved his son.
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They look like a loving family to me. I think John even loves Kelly, but not like a wife (you know what I mean). I feel kinda sorry for the guy, other than for the fact that he totally disrespects the masseurs and treats them like they are prostitutes. If he comes out, I'm sure his career would survive, but he'd lose all of his friends and family, ya know?
Is anyone else concerned that John may try to harm himself? This video could be a good-bye message of sorts just in case he can't take what's happening; if it doesn't go away. Not to start any rumors but it never dawned on me before that Ella and Paris Jackson look like they could be sisters.
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There is nothing more disgusting than using the image of your dead son for sympathy. They should hang their heads in shame. It doesn't matter anyway, their reputation is mud and they are a laughing stock. Eventually it will all cum out.
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If this video is genuine and, I don't know, I assume it is. Then this is damn tragic. Every family has their messed up problems but it really sucks that they now have to go through this....the kids too. Don't the two morons who are filing understand that? Travolta needs to counter them and make those two homeless.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 7:33am.
You never know, John and his wife might use this scandal to finally be able to leave the crazy convention. Maybe it was done on purpose?
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I dunno, ES--- Kelly has been front and center in the media lately, crediting $cientology with helping her get her shit together. Sounds like damage control to me.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2144517/Kelly-Preston-credi...
You never know, John and his wife might use this scandal to finally be able to leave the crazy convention. Maybe it was done on purpose?
Juniperjump - totally agree! It's so obviously manipulative with the focus on Jet, but yes, it does do its job. And maybe it does really work for them. Still, I'll never really understand the whole Scientology/contract approach to marriage in terms of fulfillment for the wife...
I was going to respond to the idiot(s) who comment unfavourably on the looks of his kids - even dead ones - but those knobs don't deserve a response.
'hands Spaz the Migraineuse jerk whisperer award'
Cheesy ass video montage but what a great looking family. That little girl is just beautiful. Its all picture perfect on the surface and rotten to the core underneath. Sigh
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Even I have to admit - that's quite the PR move. 'Hey everyone! Look at me and my family. Me and my wife and my DEAD SON!! Do you really want to be talking about me when I have a DEAD SON!'
And it kind of works ... you have to admit that they do look like they love their kids a lot. And she even looks like she loves him (she was never that good of an actress). The Barbra song is saying,'Yes - we have some peen loving here' but we also have a mutually agreed upon loving 'family' that really doesn't deserve to be dragged through the mud just because John likes masseurs and bathhouses. After 21 years... don't you really just have to say, 'If it works for them.....'
He has the Bruce Willis thing going on. You know - being good-looking, but the genes not at all working for your kids. His children all look/looked like trolls.
I'm thinking john must have wanted to break up with Scientology and this is the result. He should have asked Lisa Marie how to go about it, unless they just don't have any dirt on her.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 4:21am.
A while back, someone speculated that you were Angela. She's a lot smarter than you are.
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A while back, someone speculated that you were Angela. She's a lot smarter than you are.