Afternoon Crumbs
The pieces of Magic Mike cover Entertainment Weekly and I’m mostly here for Joe ManJello’s glorious “These are my bitches!” pose – The Berry
Prince Hot Ginge and that other one have only nice things to say about their grandma, and I’m sure that has nothing to do with her standing behind the camera threatening to slap them with her weapon of choice (aka her pocketbook) if they got sassy – Lainey Gossip
What happens when the influence of Katie Price and Brit Brit’s pantyhose catsuit from the Toxic video get together – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Gross is Petra Nemcova going back for a second serving of Sean Penn – Celebitchy
T.I. is whatever about gay marriage – Towleroad
For the zero of you that haven’t seen Jenny McCarthy naked as naked can be yet – The Superficial
Katie Price’s weave looks like the aftermath of a messy battle between a horse tail and a bottle of Sun-In – Hollywood Tuna
Full of Nguyen! – The Daily What
Kristen Stewart’s dress would make a perfect sofa throw – ICYDK
Nicole Scherminger does the Angelina – Popoholic
The Texas T-Rex didn’t use an ass double – The Frisky
We call it “going to the museum” but Angie and Brad’s rich asses probably call it “shopping for powder room art” – Popsugar
Okay, Sheree… – Crunk + Disorderly
Jane Fonda > the rest of these hos – Just Jared
Abe Vigoda will outlive us all – SOW
Follow-up post: Dogs with diarrhea – Cityrag
A Check is a check: Joey Lawrence is now a Chippendale – Hollywood Rag