Wednesday, May 16th 2012

Mary Kennedy Has Died

Mary Kennedy, the 52-year-old estranged wife of Robert F. Kennedy, was found dead at her home in Bedford, New York today. The police didn't name Mary Kennedy, but they said they're looking into a "possible unattended death" (aka a death that nobody witnessed) inside an "out building" on her property. Mary's cause of death is of course not known yet, but Radar is hearing that she committed suicide. Mary's family released this statement:

"We deeply regret the death of our beloved sister Mary, whose radiant and creative spirit will be sorely missed by those who loved her. Our heart goes out to her children who she loved without reservation."

Mary became a Kennedy almost 18 years ago when she married Robert and Ethel Kennedy's son Robert. They had four children together. Robert filed for divorce from Mary back in 2010, but the divorce was never finalized. Three days after Robert filed for divorce, Mary was busted for DUI.

TMZ also wants us to know that Robert F. Kennedy is currently dating Cheryl Hines. So I think I speak for all of us when I say: RUUUUUUUUN, Cheryl, RUUUUUUN. The Kennedy Curse is no joke and it's truly worse than The Hunger Games.

Posted by: Michael K


Tyroan's picture

"Tyroen" is proof I am wildly successful at getting under the token conservatives' skin.

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Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 12:39pm.
Wth... tyroan and tyroen..two differfent accounts with the same avie, different amts of time as registetrer users, commenting back to back..why bother? Why not use the same account?

Oops. A troll has slipped up!

Wth... tyroan and tyroen..two differfent accounts with the same avie, different amts of time as registetrer users, commenting back to back..why bother? Why not use the same account?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 6:25am.
With over 300,000 added to the unemployment roles

Are "unemployment roles" for actors on cancelled series?

Keep on digging, tex!

loopygorilla's picture

I used to fap to JFK Jnr.

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JFK Jr. was one of the hottest guys who ever lived. Too bad he was an arrogant ass who thought he was skilled enough to fly a plane. SMH.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 8:56am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 7:59am.
Oh please. They're not cursed. They are a family of dysfunctional losers
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This all day. Why would you marry into a family of arrogant, womanizing, abusive, alcoholics?

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And if she can't run, buy some skates!!

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loopygorilla's picture

i would have done jfk junior. but not now though, cuz im not a necro.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 7:59am.
Oh please. They're not cursed. They are a family of dysfunctional losers
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This all day. Why would you marry into a family of arrogant, womanizing, abusive, alcoholics?

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irreverence's picture

Over the years, I've become more and more grateful to not be one of the Camelot Kennedys. Thanks, but no thanks. The Long Island branch of our clan lives forever.

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Oh please. They're not cursed. They are a family of dysfunctional losers.

Caroline is prolly the only one with a functioning sober brain. The reason John John is dead is because he made a very bad judgement call, trying to navigate at night without any experience. End of.

soulks's picture

Kennedys were the ticket in my house growing up; they were Irish Catholic, good looking, rich, political; my parents were in hog heaven.

(and cursed, in my opinion,that's why I'm a Republican LOL =)

RIP Mary

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<"Submitted by Tyroen on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 2:56am.
Please ban rape and murder! ">

I know! It's a crime they're not!

With over 300,000 added to the unemployment roles in a week, this is anything but a cynical appeal to the female vote to add new bloated unnecessary legislation wasting your money and enriching some trial lawyer to shout that those opposed to this waste WANT rape and murder (which they do!) and those heroes who support it are OPPOSED to rape and murder (which they are!) I'm sorta torn on rape and murder, but I THINK I oppose them!

Naughychimp's picture

He left his first wife and two kids to marry the very pregnant Mary. Then, after 4 kids with her, off to greener pastures... Sad. There's no Kennedy "curse," just a bunch of entitled assholes who think the rules apply to everyone but them.

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Tyroan- please do us all a favor. Read the Domestic Violence Bill in its entirety before spewing your partisan ignorance.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Sometimes the lives of those who never worked a day in their lives are.......sad.

Jintess's picture

Yeah, word all around is that she hung herself.
Marriage is tough enough as it is, I can't imagine committing to a family full of demons (especially if I had my own fair share)
RIP

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 2:10am.

Please don't let the fact that the National Organization for Women honored Senator Kennedy as "Women's Rights Strongest Champion in Congress" stop you from demonstrating your profound ignorance. Please, carry on!

Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 10:24pm.

Well, given that their ranks included rapists and murderers, I suspect the liberal Kennedys don't care. They may even welcome it!

Nice try distracting people, though.

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And JFK jr was the only good looking Kennedy in the family. Him and his sister Caroline.

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With the exception of the late John F. Kennedy Jr. all Kennedy men strike me as complete and utter scumbags.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

i appreciate the "has died" it's grating when people say "passed". Passed what?

I would hit the sauce and pills to married into this clan. Awful. And hanging, i cannot imagine. Pills seems...less painful. She must have felt truly lost if she decided to do this having to leave 4 kids. As a mom i cannot imagine such pain as to make that decision.

No curse. Curses aren't real. Dysfunction, entitlement and law of averages? That is real.

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She hung herself. I don't care who they are or how much money they have, it makes me sad when someone feels that lonely and hopeless.

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Hope this wasn't an accident as she's not that old... RIP Mary.

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Seriously, do any of us really give a shit? I don't think so. Just like we're not wearing all those bright neon colors the fashionistas are trying to push on us,

Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 6:46pm.

Rumor has it that she hanged herself, despondent. The divorce was not yet final because they were fighting over custody, and RFK Jr. was winning.
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The Kennedy's always win and always lose. They have money but their lives are miserable. I wouldn't be a Kennedy for all the money in the world. This family is cursed forever

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Raul, thanks for that.
RIP Mary so sorry for her kids, right after Mother's Day. Sad.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 9:38pm.
Nice! Poor Teddy, the fuckin' Shemp the Kennedy of family.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemp_Howard

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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JudyT's picture

How sad and unfortunate. What a soul sucking clan.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 9:40pm.

Favorite Kennedy: Kennedy (from MTV). She's smart, funny, a good mom, and now does intelligent radio talk shows.

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I loved Kennedy from MTV. She did the funniest interview with two of the boys from INXS (early days when Hutch was alive)
Glad to hear she is still doing shows.

Tyroan's picture

Keep on guessing Tex... and please keep on citing incidents from a half-century ago in your adorable attempt to excuse what the GOP is doing today.

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<"Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 10:24pm.
Hey token dlisted conservatives! While you were whining about misogyny in the Kennedy clan, the GOP spent today gutting the pending Domestic Violence bill.">

Ah geez. So basically the Kennedys are unleashed now.
A governmental "bill". We wouldn't need that if there were laws on the books against rape, murder, and battery now would we. Let me guess, the Domestic Violence bill establishes more "rape-free zones" at Occupy Wall Street gatherings.

Mani6's picture

Eh-ra must have been the chow-da!

Tyroan's picture

Hey token dlisted conservatives! While you were whining about misogyny in the Kennedy clan, the GOP spent today gutting the pending Domestic Violence bill.

Puppy Love's picture

The Kennedys aren't "cursed"--they are largely dysfunctional and that started with Papa Joe. Throw in ridiculous fame, money, and a vast sense of entitlement, and it's a wonder that more of them haven't ended up badly or ruined their lives and those of their loved ones.

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The Latoya in me says "suicide?" Hmmm. Lets bet he and Cheryl tie the knot relitively quickly now that there are no lose ends i.e. alimony, child support. Those Kennedy's like their women dirty and their killin's clean.

Side note: sometimes I make myself listen to Ring of Fire when ive been particularly bad. I picture Robert talking sect to me in that voice of his. It's. Worse than a thousand hail Marys.

Sad. She was probably depressed, boozing, and taking pills. The Kennedys are cursed.

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Bad juju is an understatement. If you're a Kennedy (married into or born into) you become an addict or you die young or you become a politician.

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This family has bad juju.

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RandéSleepover's picture

In marital terms, "estranged" traditionally meant living apart (before any divorce); now who knows what it means. Could be anything like "We had a falling out and are now non-exclusively dating but, given a few drinks, we're open to rekindling things on weekends."

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 8:46pm.

Favorite Kennedy: George Kennedy
Band: Dead Kennedys

LOL!!

Favorite Kennedy: Kennedy (from MTV). She's smart, funny, a good mom, and now does intelligent radio talk shows.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 5:44pm.
Was Teddy driving ?
hahahahahaha

You know his last dog, the one he owned in the last years of his life, was named "Splash," a Portugues Water Dog?

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/12/24/ted_k...

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by daisydaisy on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 9:26pm.
Kennedys are fucking ugly! Too much teeth and just weird! She was pretty.
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Is this the Kennedy who has the speech impediment?

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If I was married into that family, I'd off myself, too.

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Who Cares's picture

I wonder if the Kennedy boys gangbanged her like they did every other woman that got involved with that corrupt family!

daisydaisy's picture

Kennedys are fucking ugly! Too much teeth and just weird! She was pretty.

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Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 7:21pm.
Never thought much of the Kennedy clan. Bunch of squinty eyed, chiclet -toothed ass wipes.
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LOL

Mary appears to have struggled with addiction. How sad for her family and four kids to lose her this way.

I remember many years ago when a young & dumb me made a disparaging/snide remark about Joan Kennedy and my father snapped, "What did that poor woman ever do wrong except marry into that family?!"