JLo Can't Be Bothered With American Idol Anymore
Before JLo got the American Idol job, she was headed straight for Dancing with the Has-Beens, a county fair tour with Martika (JLo wishes!) and she'd eventually end up performing as a Selena impersonator at office holiday parties. American Idol put that bitch and her heffalump ass back on top and now that she's there she doesn't have to pretend to care about a bunch of brats whose farts sound better than her natural singing voice.
A source tells UsWeekly that JLo doesn't even have time in her busy schedule for American Idol anymore. JLo is going to tour the country with Enrique Iglesias, is working on a new album, has a couple of movies in the works and has to train Casper Smart to not shit in the tub while they're having romantic bubble bath times. The source explained, "There is too much going on for her right now. She regrets she can't stay on the show. It's been an incredible experience and she is forever grateful that she did it."
Can I get a "bitch, please" because it's so obvious what JLo is trying to pull here. If there's one thing JLo loves more than Casper Smart slathering her ass with Baby Oil while telling her that she's got the most magnificent ass in the game, it's money, bitch. American Idol paid JLo $20 million last season to be completely useless and she's obviously trying to get a raise. I can't fault JLo for being a greedy, money-eating whore who puts diamond water in her enema tube. I'd do the same thing. But don't try JLo's move with your boss. If you tried to get a raise by telling your boss that you just don't have time for your job anymore, the only thing you'd get is an empty cardboard box to put all your cubicle decorations in.
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I hate this twat slice.
Furthermore, I went on a trip and the only car they had was a fucking Fiat 500, JHo's car she rode in through the Bronx *cough bullshit cough*, no way this bitch would ride in that car and in the ghetto to boot where you could pick that shit up and runaway with it. HATED that damn car. Practically kissed my VW when I got home. I had to drive in the mountains with a fucking Fiat 500 you guys! Never again.
J Lo overexposed herself before and people got tired of her Jenny from the block ass, now she's doing it again! Most don't care for your music, movies, fashion, perfume, boytoy, whatever. Take a clue from that blockbuster Gigli, your everything sucks!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 7:06am.
She'll be alone and doing whip-its in five years.
LMAO! Yep...she's headed right down the Demi Moore path to insanity!
Maybe that golddigger Casper the midget ghost convinced that she was too hood for the show.
Submitted by Faloola Chong on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 8:45pm.
Damn, that was well-said. You summed my feelings up precisely. Her complete and total absence of talent should offend anyone who loves music. I don't understand why, just because she's an attractive woman, people feel compelled to pretend like she can sing. What on earth are normal folks getting out of participating in such a charade?
20 MILLION DOLLARS
this bitch.
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Most influential?, You've got to be fucking joking!
Who's listening?
I just can't understand where she made her money.
What was she selling beside her coochie?
She should be performing at County Fairs, Simpson style.
She's always been 2 steps from the gutter.
Forbes lost all credibility with me with the b/s frankel story.. I.e that she made $100million when in reality it was really/barely $4 million., if that. Msm lies all the time. I find it hard to believe that jho made that much, maybe worldwide but on what??? I'll say this jho is very lucky--dumb luck,some people just have this dumb luck b/c she certainly has no talent, no charisma, no presence, she's unattractive. Medina her manager is a genius, which is why she went crawling back to him.
Submitted by Fujicat on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 8:54pm.
Oh, bullshit. She did NOT choose to leave Idol. Does anyone really believe that a famewhore would quit that show? Please. She got fired from all the backlash with the Baby Casper stunt she pulled last week.
Notice how she's wearing a chaste pink jacket tonight and not her ho stroll regular regalia? She looks taken down a few pegs to me.
Fox DUMPED HER. GOOD. Now if they'd only get rid of Steven Tyler..can dream...
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@Fujicat, you may have something there. It does seem strange she would quit this job. It hasn't stopped her from making movies and self-promotion, so why all of a sudden?
Quit before they fire you is the philosophy of many. Could be the same case is JHo.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 10:21am.
Forbes named her the most influential celebrity or somesuch. Boggles the mind. This bitch DEFINES "failing upwards".
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How the HELL is she influencing??? I swear I think her management team pays these magazines to put her any list out there.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
You've got a Bitch, please right over here!
Talk about an ungrateful bitch. No one cared about this Ho until she was on American Idol and then she's getting contracts again and doing movies and pretending like she's still relevant.
Her movies will flop (stupid pregnancy movie will BOMB!) and no one cares about her music except unimaginative Top 40 that will play her songs over and over because there's nothing else out there.
Truth be told, I think it is time for Idol to end, but they won't. Now Mariah can take JHo's place. ~yawn~
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Forbes named her the most influential celebrity or somesuch. Boggles the mind. This bitch DEFINES "failing upwards".
Submitted by Fujicat on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 8:54pm.
Oh, bullshit. She did NOT choose to leave Idol. Does anyone really believe that a famewhore would quit that show? Please. She got fired from all the backlash with the Baby Casper stunt she pulled last week.
Notice how she's wearing a chaste pink jacket tonight and not her ho stroll regular regalia? She looks taken down a few pegs to me.
Fox DUMPED HER. GOOD. Now if they'd only get rid of Steven Tyler..can dream..
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You might be on to something with the firing. Especially after doing that crap last year with Skeletor.
I would love to see Mimi be a judge. Heck, Kelly Clarkson is doing some singing contest, so why not hire her? Wouldn't that be funny? "Hey boys and girls you can be a has been like our first winner!"
what a stupid bitch...does she think she will remain relevant if she left that shit show?
that shit show is what has revived her career.
dont bite the hand that feeds you bitch.
you are too old to be on the ho stroll, too old to get down on your knees and suck dick to get a movie contract, too loose and old to bend over and take it up the chocha for a recording album.
fucking sit still, smile, say useless shit on american idle along with that old lady face steven tyler and take the money and keep fucking your baby boyfriend.
Come on peeps, this is sooooo obvious that she is JEALOUS of Britney Spear's news and is doing it to bump her off the gossip pages. JLO is clearly upset that she isn't the biggest name out there now with singing competitions.
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She'll be alone and doing whip-its in five years.
I suspect this no class whore is holding out for more cash. This is another one of her stunts. But,if she does leave..then...good, leave! Don’t let the door hit your ginormous no talent a$$ on the way out. Go back to obscurity and stay there. She is so delusional that people got interested in her again because of AI. This movie is going to bomb, no one will go see her ‘sing’ either. The Kohls line is a failure. I hope she does go, and goes away forever! Do it JHO Bag! I just hate this bitch!
She's so irrelevant and she just doesn't see it.
Her most recent "songs" irritate the piss out of me. She tries so hard to come across as young and fresh and HOT. She's the only one who can't see how desperate it looks.
She looks like she's melting in that photo. She's untalented, tacky and a try-hard but I don't think she's as offensive as she's made out to be.
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Trailer Trash.
I agree with MK, Jenny from the Block is gone! She really has to give American Idol credit for her surging come back. Her ranking #1 on Forbes was rather telling.
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hasn't her head exploded yet after winning some Forbes boosheet???
I enjoy JLo as an actress, she's been good in her roles. However, I HATE and mean LOATHE, AM DISGUSTED BY, REPULSED, DETEST her singing.
Nasal, whiny, off key and weak. Hate her singing.
Didn't I just hear on the news that she beat out Oprah as the most influential or richest or something in Hollywood? I could swear I heard that today. Could be I was drunk, but I don't think so.
She held back during her marriage to Skeletor. She's not the best singer or performer but she was always active before him. And humping on Caspar has her looking pretty good these days, funny that he appears gaunt and wears dark glasses all the time hahaha
I'd never watch her shows/films [except Out of Sight] or buy her music but "it's money bitch" and you gotta make it while you can so #getmoneybitch - "heffalump ass" - LMAO!
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I didn't even bother to address the "slept her way to the top" theories, as that's generally what people say about a successful woman when they can't find anything else to say about her, and refuse to accept that some people actually work hard and sacrifice. Damn, what a concept.
Yeah, I'm something of a J.Lo stan, but why not? She loves money? So do I....so does everyone. She can't sing? Neither can 90% of successful artists today. Her lovelife is a trainwreck? Whose isn't? Yet she managed to parlay all that into a $20M paycheck for one year's worth of work. I'd say she's done well for herself. And she's fucking gorgeous.
Regarding American Idol, it's time for that show to go away.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
20 million dollars for a few months work? "It locks you down" she said. FUCK YOU. It means you can have a regular schedule, not schlep your kids all over the world every few days, allow them some sense of stability.
Instead she'd rather lip synch around the world, and who gives a fuck about the family.
she is such a pathetic asshole.
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Despite all the riches, she really has nothing to show for it - not a single genuinely great classic song or movie. She has the worst résumé of anyone I can think of in showbiz. The ultimate in forgettable bland payola mediocrity.
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This times a billion. I read somewhere they JHo considers herself the Latina Barbara Streisand. I'll give it to her that she worked her way to the top (I guess), but the delusions and attitude; I just can't deal.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Submitted by mamacita75 on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 11:47pm.
Gosh I am so ashamed to be Latina with her as the representative.
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Hmmm, personal life aside, I actually see her as a great role model. Worked hard, stayed focused, achieved all her goals, embraces both cultures, smart business-woman, and manages to look flawless at all times to boot. People can say what they want about her personal life, but it's not different than any other Hollywood superstar.
Let's discuss the things she DOESN'T do (at least in public.) Drugs, sex-tapes, coke, leak nude photos, trashy reality shows, DUI's, show us her crotch every time she exits a car...I could go on. Role models are generally people who don't have a mugshot on the Smoking Gun. The only things she's really guilty of are being a cougar and being stunning. At all other times, she's working hard. I'd gladly trade places with her.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
LIES. Want she's really saying; "I want more money." And she'll probably get it too.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
JLo whatever you do, do not marry that duck face midget.
Gosh I am so ashamed to be Latina with her as the representative. No talent, no acting chops, such a crass attitude and "mother of the year"....puh-leeze. What a skank. It figures that morons are the ones putting money in her bank account.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
If only she'd quit bothering to try to sing.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 9:35pm.
She's a beautiful woman but she is as boring as a box of hair.
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^^ This. Definitely. (LOLZ!)
Maybe she'll fall off those ridiculous heels and break a hip.
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Leaving your 20 million dollar day job would be a really stupid move. Is she going to receive more from her awful movies? This must be a ploy to get more for next season.
I'm still trying to justify how these idiots get $20 million for just sitting there and doing nothing. I should have whored myself out when I had the chance.
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She truly is an expert in fame whoring.
I don't know anyone who buys her shit.
Can't sing, Can't dance, No talent,Fat ass, Slut.
But she obviously has a tight snatch otherwise how the hell did she get where she is, I mean did anyone see Anaconda?
She will probably bee endorsing spanx in a few years.
Had Selena never died, j.lo wouldn't even be in our vocabulary. She's literally the no talent hoeish version of her.
There is this famous old Spanish song call talento de television, it's basically about a woman who has no talent but is famous because of her body/butt I always think of Jlo and Kim kardashian when I hear it. Too bad there is no English version, it should be these girls national anthem.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 8:56pm.
What Faloola said.
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Yes, Faloola nails it. Well done!
I'm sure this is just more hype to keep AI relevant...
The big "show" she put on the other night probably didn't create as big a buzz or bring in as many viewers as they thought it would.
So on to phase 2 to make AI relevant again...
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TELL IT FALOOLA CHONG!
I could not agree more.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 8:29pm.
I remember being seriously wowed by her in that one thing, her splash debut Selena
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She was very good as Selena and also decent in No Way Out--she actually could have had an acting career had she had the right management and made the right choices.
That said, I can't stand this largely talentless, haughty, famewhore cunt. She's also got Dumbo ears and should never wear that stupid chignon hairdo that she probably imagines is classy and timeless.
Haha! Good ones zomay.
Let's see:
American Midol
American How Dull
Martika was the best!!!!
Time for a new name, some options:
American Boredom
American over it
American who gives a fuck
American who watched this?
American beating a dead horse
Etc etc
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Well if the object was to actually produce good singers with talent they would probably take all the contestants right into a recording studio and see what they get that can be played on the radio, but they don't care about good singing. The entire point of the show is to fill the space between commercials and keep you tuned in, so they need to come up with drama. Simon is the best at it bringing that poor thing here from England and then telling her no one could understand her in America. lol We understood John Lennon and lots of us have watched Trainspotting even so I don't think it was her accent that was incomprehensible.
She was not the same one that refused to vote and got that little demon child kicked off the show and sent to a contract with Disney but that was fake, too. I think Simon's recent stories about having his computer stolen, full of X-Factor secrets and all, is a story he made up. He probably makes up all the worst auditions, too. In short he is my hero as far as being an IRL troll is concerned but I don't watch his fake shows if I can avoid it.
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She's a beautiful woman but she is as boring as a box of hair.
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Apparently all it takes to be a huge, money-minting sensation in this country is a great ass, killer legs, and the best nose job in Hollywood. Talent is optional, possibly even detrimental. (See also Kardashian.)
Sidenote: Talent also appears to be optional on American Idol this season. That dead-eyed hippie with the terrible voice is in the top 3.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
This is like Dick Cheney judging cardio fitness contestants.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Here's a thought...why not get someone who actually sings well to judge other singers...
Oh that's right because logic is extinct in Hollywood.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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