JLo Can’t Be Bothered With American Idol Anymore

May 16, 2012 / Posted by:

Before JLo got the American Idol job, she was headed straight for Dancing with the Has-Beens, a county fair tour with Martika (JLo wishes!) and she’d eventually end up performing as a Selena impersonator at office holiday parties. American Idol put that bitch and her heffalump ass back on top and now that she’s there she doesn’t have to pretend to care about a bunch of brats whose farts sound better than her natural singing voice.

A source tells UsWeekly that JLo doesn’t even have time in her busy schedule for American Idol anymore. JLo is going to tour the country with Enrique Iglesias, is working on a new album, has a couple of movies in the works and has to train Casper Smart to not shit in the tub while they’re having romantic bubble bath times. The source explained, “There is too much going on for her right now. She regrets she can’t stay on the show. It’s been an incredible experience and she is forever grateful that she did it.

Can I get a “bitch, please” because it’s so obvious what JLo is trying to pull here. If there’s one thing JLo loves more than Casper Smart slathering her ass with Baby Oil while telling her that she’s got the most magnificent ass in the game, it’s money, bitch. American Idol paid JLo $20 million last season to be completely useless and she’s obviously trying to get a raise. I can’t fault JLo for being a greedy, money-eating whore who puts diamond water in her enema tube. I’d do the same thing. But don’t try JLo’s move with your boss. If you tried to get a raise by telling your boss that you just don’t have time for your job anymore, the only thing you’d get is an empty cardboard box to put all your cubicle decorations in.

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