Afternoon Crumbs
If a copper unicorn horn came to life with pixie dust, it would look exactly the way Tilda Swinton looked at Cannes today – Just Jared
Mimi is not here say words about Brit Brit – Lainey Gossip
The Lesbeaver pours a little sweet nectar in his sippy cup every now and again – The Berry
It came from the sea…. – The Superficial
Gays of Our Lives, indeed – Towleroad
Charlize Theron and GOOPY aren’t going to make a movie together anytime soon – Celebitchy
Gisele Bundchen’s sandy nalgitas cover Vogue Paris – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Tan Mom’s nemesis emerges… – Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Panacotta puffs out her new bought-and-paid-for Tupperware bowl titties in promo pictures for Nashville – Popoholic
Katherine Heigl’s new baby isn’t even trying to look at her mom’s pan fried Top Ramen hair – ICYDK
The ass juice-filled, flame broiled toad wart has gone too far this time – OMG Blog
I don’t know if Suzanne Somers’ hair needs less hormones or more hormones, but it definitely needs something – Celebslam
One of these is not like the others – Popsugar
But NeNe’s Hermey the Dentist hair still needs to make an exit – Crunk + Disordelry
The top of Ginnifer Goodwin’s dress was a whoopee cushion in its past life, right? – Moe Jackson
Chris Hemsworth and Tacky Pataky take their new bundle of baby out for a walk – I’m Not Obsessed
The face and stomach of an American hero – Videogum
What most of us look like when getting up in the morning – Cityrag
The only thing that’s missing is a grand piano and the Baker Boys slobbering over her – Hollywood Rag
Panty Creamer of the Day: some trick from Hart of Dixie – Manhunt Daily