Afternoon Crumbs

May 16, 2012 / Posted by:

If a copper unicorn horn came to life with pixie dust, it would look exactly the way Tilda Swinton looked at Cannes today – Just Jared

Mimi is not here say words about Brit BritLainey Gossip

The Lesbeaver pours a little sweet nectar in his sippy cup every now and again – The Berry

It came from the sea…. – The Superficial

Gays of Our Lives, indeed – Towleroad

Charlize Theron and GOOPY aren’t going to make a movie together anytime soon – Celebitchy

Gisele Bundchen’s sandy nalgitas cover Vogue Paris – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Tan Mom’s nemesis emerges… – Hollywood Tuna

Hayden Panacotta puffs out her new bought-and-paid-for Tupperware bowl titties in promo pictures for NashvillePopoholic

Katherine Heigl’s new baby isn’t even trying to look at her mom’s pan fried Top Ramen hair – ICYDK

The ass juice-filled, flame broiled toad wart has gone too far this time – OMG Blog

I don’t know if Suzanne Somers’ hair needs less hormones or more hormones, but it definitely needs something – Celebslam

One of these is not like the others – Popsugar

But NeNe’s Hermey the Dentist hair still needs to make an exit – Crunk + Disordelry

The top of Ginnifer Goodwin’s dress was a whoopee cushion in its past life, right? – Moe Jackson

Chris Hemsworth and Tacky Pataky take their new bundle of baby out for a walk – I’m Not Obsessed

The face and stomach of an American hero – Videogum

What most of us look like when getting up in the morning – Cityrag

The only thing that’s missing is a grand piano and the Baker Boys slobbering over her – Hollywood Rag

Panty Creamer of the Day: some trick from Hart of DixieManhunt Daily

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