Open Post: Hosted By Whatever’s Between This Reporter’s Legs

May 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Who doesn’t fiddle with their crotch at their desk? Sometimes fiddling with your crotch is the only thing that gets you through the work day. I’m sure you’re fiddling with your crotch right now. Sara Eisen of Bloomberg TV knows what we’re tall talking about, but unfortunately for her the camera person didn’t tell her to cease fiddling before he put crotch on live TV! A bunch of people saw London, saw France, saw whatever the hell was blocking Sara’s underpants. No, seriously, what is that?

The smart and reasonable people out there will try to convince me that Sara’s got a wireless mic pack or something up her skirt. But since I am neither smart nor reasonable, I cannot be convinced that Bloomberg TV knows how to party and that’s really a giant black strap-on under Sara’s skirt. Giuliana Rancic better start looking for a new job, because Ryan Seacrest has just found his new co-host on E! News.

via Daily Picks and Flicks

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