Night Crumbs

What fuckery hath Time Magazine wrought? Yes, that’s Jason Biggs, and no, I don’t know why either. – SOW

NeNe Leakes goes from choking out Kim Zolciak to verbally choking out Ellen Barkin – Towleroad

I don’t mind Casper Smart’s sunglasses, but that’s probably because I think there’s something adorable about babies wearing glasses – Lainey Gossip

I do not condone hacking, but I do condone making William Levy’s fuck tapes acceptable to my parts – Celebitchy

Mena Suvari’s ex-husband is trying real hard to get into the Gold Digging Hall of Fame – The Superficial

Charlize Theron in InStyle – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Why did my brain have to tell my eyes that this isn’t Callista Gingrich – Hollywood Tuna

And I’d still put my mouth on every single one of them – The Berry

Popping babies brought the sexy out of MiserAlba – Popoholic

Michael Ass Bender’s on-screen piss stream might have gained him a fan in Kim Kardashian, but it lost him an Oscar – ICYDK

The LOOK: All of this is – OMG Blog

Freddie Prinze Jr. actually spotted out in the wild – Popsugar

PedoBear’s second cousin? – Cityrag

RiRi delivers some fucked up CleoCATra glamour – Just Jared

Yoga turtle Russell Simmons defends RiRi’s honor – Crunk + Disorderly

Isabel Lucas at some festival – Hollywood Rag

Katherine Heigl and her husband named their daughter Adalaide. Seriously. – I’m Not Obsessed

You have to be a new kind of dumb to bring out your cell phone in front of noted phone thief and lady beater Chris Brown – Celebslam