Micaela Schäfer Does It Again
At the Men in Black 3 premiere in Berlin yesterday, Will Smith, Josh Brolin and Nicole ScherMINGEr all received a lesson in sophistication and style when Germany's high priestess of class Micaela Schäfer floated onto the red carpet wearing a stunning couture ensemble exclusively made by your old shitty VHS player that ate almost every tape. Micaela, who was diagnosed with elegant-itis which causes beauties to overheat if they wear actual clothes, showed us all that it doesn't take much to look like the epitome of a lady. All you need is a dog chain collar from Petco, black panties, an 80s belt from the Salvation Army, barf from a VHS tape, a pair of camera-ready nipples and zero amounts of shame.
Yes, it's true that after the premiere, janitors mistook Micaela for a shredded trash bag that was ransacked by raccoons and threw her into a dump truck, but I'm sure she looked absolutely gorgeous as she climbed out of the landfill.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:06pm.
Why the eff did they make a MIB3?!
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oooh, oooh!!... *raises hand*... they like money?
i don't know, it's just a guess.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:06pm.
Hot body...FOR A TRANNY!
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She's got really nice legs but with her hair pulled back like that she doesn't kinda have a bit of a trannyish looking face
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:54pm.
Let's not exclude Goopy. She can wear one, too. It would make an excellent muzzle.
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Lalalalal..wha wha what!!! I'll have to assume you just took one too many of your meds and you didn't really mean that! :)
"Kenny Rogers dude"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the eff did they make a MIB3?!
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Douchechill!
Mel-Tang, neither do I but...HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot body...FOR A TRANNY!
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Douchechill!
Forget the chick, Kenny Rogers dude owns that photo.
;D
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MIB 1 stoopid
MIB 2 shit fest, i mean HUGE shit fest
MIB 3 will smith i wanna be popular again shitfest
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I think that stuff just flew up at her when she walked past a garbage can.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
The pug in mib was way way to skinny imo.
Me too, M.E.! I don't usually go for blondes, but yummay!!
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Lmao louise...ok, but it has to be a top of the line muzzle. She won't accept anything less.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:56pm.
Thor....I want to see him nekkid
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Mmmmmm, okay, but I think you are in the wrong thread. JUST a guess. LOL.
Thor....I want to see him nekkid.
Is she wearing the Michelle Duggar specialty wig??
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
There is a MIB ride at Universal. My kids went on it and said it was cool, but I passed.
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The week was going so well!
*sighs*
For those concerned about TLJ, I read he just finished filming several movies back to back, and since he is playing a reduced role in this installment, wanted time with his family and vacay, asking for reduced promotional appearances.
Mel-Tang - now, now. Let's not exclude Goopy. She can wear one, too. It would make an excellent muzzle.
Omg...I remember when the first one came out, it seemed like TLJ was in EVERY movie that was released that year. Lol.
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Do people not wear CLOTHES to red carpet events anymore?
Isn't this bordering on indescent exposure?
So sick of this attention whores.
Where is that hot slut Tommy Lee?
I've only seen the first MIB... I caught a glimpse of MIB II last night or the night before (I drink a lot) and it looked pretty LAME. I seriously doubt the third one will be any good.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Scratch my last post. Tommy Lee is in the movie, but busy with other shit right now.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Sinjin....exactly! I DEMAND that the entire cast of Avengers does a whole new line of red carpet premieres dressed like this. Except for Goopy.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:38pm.
WHERE is the men's outrage at this dress?? lol *hands out bibs to catch the drool*
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"outrage"?... nah!.. you aren't getting that outta me... "drool"?... nah!.. you aren't getting that outta me, either...
the only feeling i'm having for this display is remembering old Hefty trash bag commercials... yes, i know that i'm broken, but it's amusing, right?
pretty girl, though.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Lmao Jack...make sure u save 5 of those to eat something. You'll need your strength!
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Hey PSL can you please help me!!??!
I have never heard a guy talk more about himself in the third person than Will and it makes me want watch PSL execute a spinning roundhouse to the throat and launch him across the room.
The chick in the purple is way hotter than the hefty-bag-ho with the major wonky tits. And wtf is Tommy Lee Jones?!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
God I HATE attention whores!
She does have good legs.
From the front it looks great. From the side not so much.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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And you know Nicole Whateverhernameis is super pissed she got out fame-whored by a shredded hefty bag.
Attention-whore is whorin' for attention. Next!
WHERE is the men's outrage at this dress?? lol *hands out bibs to catch the drool*
LOL thumb #4, love how everybody is having a grand ole time except Shady McShady with the crossed arms!! Weirda! hahahahahaha ;p
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*sigh of frustration* Why is it only dumb bitches who stroll out in public like this? Why aren't any male actor's insecure enough to show us their ho? I want Askars on the carpet wearing next to nothing in cold weather.
LMAO @ Jack and Whamo
Hahaha good eye snowy!! Well he had to get close to one somehow.
ETA lol weezy beat me to it!
Snowho & Weeze...srsly!!!! Look @ his face & she's like I'm good. :O
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:32pm.
Snowy- that nerd saw his once in a lifetime chance to get near some vagina and he took it.
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Vagina..*giggles like schoolboy*
*prints picture and takes FORTY FIVE MINUTES for lunch*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
That gal has some damn fine stems on her that's for sure!
anno...she does. *liked vanity better*
Snowy- that nerd saw his once in a lifetime chance to get near some vagina and he took it.
I'm starting a new job today so I won't be able to check out Dlisted as often as usual, but I'm glad this delicate flower and the fist-pumping Ohioan were here to wish me well on my way and escort me out. It's like they just knew I would need a little extra boost today!
Lmao Sweetas...I was thinking that looked like 8-track tape, too.
I had a Linda Ronstadt one, so I would know these things. Haha
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thumb 5, where is that dork's hand?!?!?!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I think that's a goiter.
I love that everyone else is wearing coats and jackets like it's cool outside and there is this trick in her electrical tape dress.
Is that her Ode To 1970's Ditches dress? Some clumps of grass growing between the 8-track tape would complete the ensemble.