Attention All Oompa Loompa Humpers: Linda Hogan Is Back On The Market!
The pile of ground horse meat that is the sanctity of marriage is slightly twitching with life today, because Tan Mom's complexion idol Linda Hogan has decided to slip off the engagement ring given to her by her boy toy look-alike of four years Charlie Hill. After whoring themselves out for some spotlight time and a quick check on Vh1's "Couples Therapy," the ghost of Lindsay Lohan's future looks and Nick Hogan's ex-best friend decided to stop bumping jerkyfied genitals for good. Linda's lawyer issued this statement to Fox 411's PopTarts that completely shoots down the theory that a couple that peroxides together, stays together.
"There was a lot of therapy involved, and the couple realized they needed to do their own thing. The realization came this weekend. But it was a mutual decision, and a whole new chapter for both of them."
Every chapter in Linda Hogan's life was written by Stephen King and the next one will be no exception and that's the only reason why I'm posting this shit. Linda Hogan will terrorize again! So if you're the parent of a bleached blond teenage son whose favorite meal is an overcooked Hillshire Farms kielbasa with fried hash browns on top, then immediately chain one of his arms to the water heater. If the police find out and try to arrest you for false imprisonment, just look them in the eye and simply say, "Linda Hogan is single again." The next sound you'll hear is the police handcuffing your son's other arm to the water heater. It's that serious!
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Yes, that whole family is concentrated grossness now! Liked them better when all we knew about them was that Hulk was a wrestler... ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Well after she had to do sexual favors for Hulk Hogan can you blame her? She's no prize, but HH is disgusting.
Agree, total grossness... bettah hide yo men because no one is safe LOL ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Gross.
Circa 1988 Vince Neil called: he would kill to have that body back.
Why is she holding hands with Bret Michaels?
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Pigtails, like Crocs, should never be seen on anyone over the age of 12.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I think she was disappointed with the ring he gave her on Couples Therapy and realized she can't live with a poor man for the rest of her life...
@Lisbet, M.E, Snowy-
It really doesn't bother me, because those who matter find her PATHETIC. Even the UPS man was snide to her. She is just jealous, and that is the bottom line.
Lisbet- There really isn't a huge history between her and I. She has just always been rude to me, and tries to be "funny" thinking she offends me. She thinks I am a snob, and I think she is a bitch, so it all works out. Ever since I got a promotion of sorts, her hackles have been up, and she is just mad that I am out of the office a lot, while she is basically STUCK, and she hates that I have a life unencumbered with children/husband/boyfriend I don't like. It also kills her that I NEVER ask her about anything OR tell her anything.
Okay, I actually have a meeting I am going to be late for if I don't get going.
Have a good day everyone.
May pop back in later this evening!
Bye!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
BITCH, you lived the dream and fucked it up. No more Hulk Hogan or your kiddie piece. You're old as hell with no class. Plus, your trying to get sympathy by fake crying ass is played out.
BYE, WHORE.
He is smokin dirty hot
EC - "are you homeless?" Ok, seriously, this bitch needs to have her face punched, with a chair, hard.
She's a bully. What a fucking cunt.
& Payless Pam is your DTBH!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:33pm.
WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH VINCE NEIL Y'ALL???!
Cuz looking at Linda reminded him of his old face.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:12pm.
Coincidentally , the UPS man just came by our office and said, "Oh Miss Evil C, I also have a package for you" Payless Pam rudely says "Oh, now you are having your mail delivered HERE????? Are you homeless?" To which the UPS man said " She has a home, I was simply trying to be nice AND simplify my job today!" LOL! He shut her DOWN!
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The "Are you homeless?" comment really hits the rudeness spot, doesn't it? It's the difference between bitchy teenage girls and the pros who polish their horrible-ness through 30+ years of bitterness and disappointment.
My mind is truly boggled.
I should probably know this, but it sounds like a routine thing. People don't just say stuff like that, out of the blue.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:01pm.
Linda may be tacky but she's a MILLION times better than Dog's wife!!!
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Snowy, I have a friend who, if you even mention, Dog the Bounty Hunter, will go off on an hour long (literally) curse fest on why he HAAAAAAATES DTBH! Then, he will go on another 20-30 minutes about how Beth is a nasty old whore! LOL! It is sheer entertainment on a dull day!
That's it. Love is dead, as far as I'm concerned. Clearly if a romance between an aging ham-legged bleach-blonde and her boytoy had no chance, then what hope do the rest of us have?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:46pm.
He probably got tired of having to dress up like the UPS man.
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HEKKI! There is cookie and spit all over my desk now!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
He DOES dress like a UPS man. I have seen him in all brown several times.
Coincidentally , the UPS man just came by our office and said, "Oh Miss Evil C, I also have a package for you" Payless Pam rudely says "Oh, now you are having your mail delivered HERE????? Are you homeless?" To which the UPS man said " She has a home, I was simply trying to be nice AND simplify my job today!" LOL! He shut her DOWN!
I live really close to work, so he knows me.
LOL sorry Janey! she scares me!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Would have done Vince Neil back in the "Theater of Pain" days.
*goes to youtube*
Are those Pumas he's wearing?
Linda is in better shape than Beth.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:01pm.
What?! I love Beth.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
I actually think he's cute and gotta hot body. I also dug Vince Neil (back in the day).
As for her...*crickets*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:33pm.
You would though, right?
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More than likely.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Linda may be tacky but she's a MILLION times better than Dog's wife!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Her body looks really tight imo. Like a body builder's.
I doubt I'm ever going to understand why people think that bleached hair, orange tan, fake nails, skin-tight clothes, and hooker heels is a good look. Especially for a 60 (65?) year old woman.
And the only time it's ok for a woman her age to wear pigtails out in public is: (a) Halloween, or (b) NEVER.
Looks like he got tired of screwing his mom and she got tired of supporting him with the Hulk's money.
I thought it was Vince Neil at first, too. But have you seen pictures of Vince Neil lately? He wishes he looked like this.
She looks like a fatter, trashier Donatella.
The worst bit is that I constantly have to remind myself that that is not a picture of Brooke.
Cuppy, me too, Linda really wasn't that awful on that show atleast
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
And I also thought - why is Britney Spears with Vince Neil?
My son would marry someone for keilbasa and hash browns, he's almost 13 and eats like a fuking truck driving horse
"Side eyes nervously"
also, I thought that bitch was Dog the bounty hunters bitch at first glance.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:33pm.
You would though, right?
Whamo?
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Oh hell. If these two lovebirds can't make it, how can the rest of us have any hope?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:33pm.
WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH VINCE NEIL Y'ALL???!
LOL = thought the same thing. And also thought, DAMN, Vince has lost some chunk!
I didn't realize they were still together. Did she and her daughter (whose name I can't remember) with Hulk ever patch things up? I remember after the divorce and her dating this guy they weren't speaking.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
so, she's off to another steroid case, right?... one to replenish her dreams? fulfil her goals as a woman? reach her as an equal? one to be part of her book club?... clean up his room, when told?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
You must be talking about Hulk, right?
LOL at the end of this post! And I've been watching the old Dragnet show on some obscure cable channel.
Sgt. Friday: "When will this pot-smoking anything-goes public learn that Linda Hogan is no laughing matter. It's dangerous. M'aam, you should have called us the moment you heard."
They'll get back.
He probably got tired of having to dress up like the UPS man.
Naw, I don't know. I just wanted to point out that his little outfit there looks like a UPS driver's uniform. Which can be hot, BTW. There's one driver who delivers to our building? Sizzling...
By the way MK, he wasn't Nick's best friend, they went to the same school. They didn't know each other until Linda sent Nick up to Charlie, when they were walking on the beach, and had him ask him if he was single.
Shoot me for knowing that!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:36pm.
the sad thing is they were one of the most normal couples on that show!
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I watched it a few times, and oddly, I have to agree with you.
I was..........kinda rootin' for them. Since, you know, we are are all, barren, fat, poor decision making hens. Linda and her piece gave us all hope! LOL!
That lasted awhile.
I see that I'm not the only one who sees a strong resemblance to Vince Neil.
the sad thing is they were one of the most normal couples on that show!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky