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Brit Brit as an X-Factor judge sort of makes sense, because think of all the ad dollars from Starbucks, Frito-Lay and Taco Bell she'll bring in, and if she goes off the script that her puppet handlers will feed into her ear during the live shows, she could be entertaining. Like watching a trailer full of blond weave tracks slowly tumble down an embankment. But Demi Lovato?! Chaka Khan practically threw herself at Simon Cowell for the job and he gives it to a trick who is probably known by most of the world as, "?????????" Hell, Chaka could've pulled off her hair, dropped it into the judge's chair and it still would make a better judge than Demi Lovato. Seeing these four trollops judge a singing competition together is either going to be as awkwardly stiff as visiting your boyfriend in the mental hospital the morning after he had a nervous breakdown in a gay bar (true story) or it's going to be a glorious disaster.

Simon Cowell confirmed all the rumors at the FOX Upfronts in NYC today by officially announcing Brit Brit and Demi as Paul Abdul and Nicole Scherwhatever's replacements. Brit Brit's conservators will make $15 million from this and maybe give her a $20 a week as allowance. Demi will probably be paid in a validated parking pass and a $5 lunch voucher for the cafeteria.

In all seriousness, we shouldn't be surprised by Simon's choices, because what do you expect from a grown man who combs his hair so it looks like he's got a hairy butt on his head. I really hope John Travolta tries to fuck Simon's hair.

Here's a few pictures from Upfronts today and it's nice to see that Brit Brit still has a special way with making a $5,000 designer dress look like some shit from Rainbow.

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Submitted by mharker on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:02pm.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:10pm.
As for Demi Lovato's weight issues, she is bi-polar and is on meds. Bi-polar meds are known to cause weight gain.
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And given the industry she's in, I hope the pressure to be thin doesn't make Demi stop taking her meds. I have a friend who is schizophrenic and she refused to take her meds in high school because they made her gain weight. She went through some tough years, but I'm glad to say that she's happy and healthy now.

Britney looks rough, but she does look happier. And it's not like she's handling auditions for the NY Metropolitan Opera House, so who cares about her judging ability?

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Submitted by WestportMike on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:57pm.

If you have Fred Flintstone feet, do not wear shoes made of straps please!

Submitted by blaase on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:57pm.

I think Brit looks hot.
I bet she is gonna get the girls, Lovato will probably end up getting the groups and Simon the boys, LA the over 30s.

Submitted by fatgurrl on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:55pm.

Why is it Britney looks slim and perfect weight wise in the purple dress, but she looks like she has been shooting horse steroids into those beefy bovine hooves she's tromping across the parking lot in? I know it ain't just the dress. That's just damn weird.

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Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:53pm.

Is it wise to have 2 actual crazy women on the panel? I don't know if Demi is stable enough yet. Brit Brit seems to have gotten better...but it may be a lot of pressure, having to potentially crush someone's dreams :(. I guess that's what Simon is banking on - having one of them breakdown on the show.

Best of luck to the both of them! Have fun with Simon the douche. (I don't want them to fail)

Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:52pm.

Damn, Britney looks like a 45 year old year mom who smokes, drinks, and hangs out at the casino way too much. And, is she still trying to show the world her twat? Why is Trawickless got his hand over her like that. More to the point, WTF is wrong with Britney that she's still on close crazy watch. She must really be totally cracked.

I didn't watch this show before and I really won't ever watch it now. Since when is it okay for people with no talent at all (I'm looking at you, Britney, Demi, JLO) to judge people regarding their talent? The only way it could get any worst is if they put Kim Kartashian on the show.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:48pm.

@Gigaboob - I must be the only one who doesn't love Raymond because I never watched the show but I trust your comment on the barn thing. I only happened in that damn Dress Barn a few years ago when I was at a laundromat washing blankets and was bored and decided to tour the strip mall :) haha Thankfully there was a Marshalls there too so I ended up getting a few more things other than the "barn" suit.

I wonder if they still have Strawberry's - a Rainbow Shop twin. (Off to Google)

Submitted by Tatiana on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:47pm.

Britters looks rough in the face.

I used to like Demi for talking openly about her issues, but that was before she started using every. damn. opportunity. ever. to bring up, "Hey guess what, I did drugs and drank and cut myself!" She uses these things as a cheap way to get attention nowadays and that pisses me off.

Submitted by warmislandsun on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:46pm.

I do believe her conservator is afraid she will fall from the golf cart.

I am not sure if I loke the blonde on Demi. It is pretty - but I like her better brunette, and her blonde looks super high maintenance.

Simon should go back to AI and let someone else run this show.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:43pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:53pm.

Christine, I didn't even see your comment.

Never mind.

Have a good night everyone! : )

Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:41pm.

@laney
I can't with anything "barn". I'm not shopping in a barn. In Everybody Loves Raymond, Ray got his haircut at Hair Barn. In Mama's Family, she frequented Al's Eatin' Barn. Fuck barn. Ok I'm showing my horrendous taste in TV.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:41pm.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:44pm.

Did you just call us fat?

*eats Ho Hos*

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Nope, I called myself fat. Don't know how you got the idea I was calling you dlisted ho's fat.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:40pm.

As for Demi Lovato's weight issues, she is bi-polar and is on meds. Bi-polar meds are known to cause weight gain. I learned this because, I tweeted the same thing and one of my friends who is also bi-polar and takes meds tore me a new one about it. Sorry, I didn't know!
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Submitted by lislop on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:42pm.

Best of luck to Britney!!!

If the show fails it's because Simon is trying to do another "American Idol". BTW Simon's face looks flat or something. Button up that shirt and give the Botox a rest.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:38pm.

Simon's chest hair is disgusting. Why he insists on those unbuttoned white shirts in order to show it off like a 70s porn star is unfathomable. He looks like an idiot.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:37pm.

Am I the only one who think Britney looks like she smells?

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Submitted by quickkill on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:35pm.

I can't say anything bad about Britney. She seems to be doing a lot better these days. She looks happier. I think she had a rough couple of years. These shows are tired, so what the hell, Britney can do a judge job as well as anyone.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:30pm.

@Gigaboob - shhh I have a lovely navy blue suit from Dress Barn!

Yeah Rainbow Shops was big in the 80s and so was Fashion Bug. Can't believe they're both still around while I see all the Mandees closing! LOL

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:30pm.

I think Britney looks good. Even at her thinnest, she's always had thick, muscular legs.

I have no clue why Demi was asked to do this shit besides the Disney/curiosity/trainwreck factor.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:29pm.

Jesus, Brit's haircolor. That's the color I try to get out of my hair every few weeks from too much sun (I work on the coastline). Who told her this white hair looks good?

Brit always looks like she's awkwardly joining group photos, leaning in like she doesn't really belong but someone yelled "Let's take a photo!" and caught her off guard.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:29pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:44pm.

Did you just call us fat?

*eats Ho Hos*

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:28pm.

WTF indeed. I wonder if there will be weave-pulling catfights between Demi and Britney during the commercial breaks.

*takes off shoes*

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:26pm.

Demi can definitely give our beloved Brit a run for her cheetos when it comes to the crazy. I hope Britney kicks ass and I hope Demi gets the help that she needs. It's too bad her Mom is as bad as White Oprah.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:23pm.

No, READ my comment. I have no desire to watch Brittney fail, but I do think a great deal of the unwashed America does...

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:44pm.
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Dress Barn? As for Rainbow...wow. I always wondered where flea markets got their clothes.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:21pm.

For someone who has such a public problem with body image and eating disorders, that dress was a really bad choice for Demi Lovato.

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Submitted by squiggles on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:16pm.

Brit looks fine and girl has been through hell, it seems, so I'll save my nastiness for someone more deserving. She's harmless, doesn't talk shit and minds her business. So what if she looks a little worse for wear. I would. I do! LOL

Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:17pm.

"Demi Lovato" sounds like something a hipster orders at the coffee shop.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:14pm.

@the original bella luna:

Rainbow Shops: http://www.rainbowshops.com/index2.html

MK, Rainbow is too classy for Britney. Should have been a Mandee or Fashion Bug reference :) haha

(There's a Fashion Bug in the next town over from me.)

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:14pm.

I guess I am getting less cunty in my older, middle aged, poor decision making, fat assed, barren years, because I just don't know why anyone would watch a show and want to see someone lose their mind.

I'm with those that hope Britney does well, and succeeds at this. It will make boring tv for some if she does.

Submitted by OneLiner on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:10pm.

Britney's leg are yuck! And Demi is really fighting the chunkiness..other than that I don't really care about this shitshow *off to listen to some chaka khan*

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Submitted by OXA on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:10pm.

My money is on Demi Lovato for first to drop out for exhaustion.

Submitted by orangebella on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:09pm.

Man some of you can just suck it. Britney looks good & has come a longggg way. I'm happy for her

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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:05pm.

what in the FUCK does shitney know about judging singers? bitch NEVER sang. bitch barely dances.

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Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:04pm.

I too have a soft spot for Britney. If Britney has bipolar disrder, it ain't a cakewalk, so I hope she does find success with this.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:04pm.

Actually, Brit Brit is looking better than she has in years! Sam Mer-LESS © MK has been good for her! No comment on the rest of this Lovato mess! ;D

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Submitted by the original be... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:03pm.

I would actually pay good money to see John Travolta's sucio self try to fuck Simon's hair. Now THAT'S an episode I would watch!

MK, as far as Rainbow, do you mean the city in SoCali? Because if so, you've obviously never been there.

Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:03pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by TellysWorld on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:29pm.

Say whaaaa??? I'm surprised to see so much shade thrown at Britney
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Ummm. . . you know this is Dlisted right !?! Not the I <3 Britney site.

Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:00pm.

I hate to say it but Britney is getting "old"....sigh :-(

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makes me wanna email him offering to be his "sugar momma cougar beard"

Submitted by TellysWorld on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:59pm.

Say whaaaa??? I'm surprised to see so much shade thrown at Britney cuz I think she looks HAWT! Although she looks much older than she should, she looks a lot more healthy and less worn out in this set of photos than the last time I saw her. Also, she could crack walnuts with those thighs. I want thighs like that. Different strokes I guess...

Give me back my goddamn HELMET!

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:57pm.

"......because what do you expect from a grown man who combs his hair so it looks like he's got a hairy butt on his head...."

Haaaahhhaaaaahaaaa

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:57pm.

Oh, fuck yeah. People will tune in just to watch Britt britt lose her shit. genuis.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:54pm.

Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:09pm.

Wow, two judges (TWO!) who were certified insane and hospitalized.

They'll be lucky to make it through one week of taping without passing out from "exhaustion".

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:53pm.

Hockey Fan -- I love your description of Shitney; you never see a picture of her without a huge wad of gum in her trap. Gotta love them cankles, too. I would imagine she smells real stinky all the time, like ass & pits nasty. Weave sweat, too. Girl is a fucking mess.

Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:53pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Ding dang y'all ! !
Brit was/is just a fembot that did what she was told/programmed to do. How can she judge?

Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:52pm.

When did Britney get so muscular? She looks like Brooke Hogan.

Submitted by TBH on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:50pm.

It would be interesting to watch Britney on this show, people are so waiting for her to fail that I hope she succeeds. I also have a soft spot for Britney, so I hope she does great. As for Demi I saw her in a few interviews and to be honest the girl doesn't bother me.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:45pm.

Just to add, does any one else think this Jason dude ages Britney or has aged her? Or was it the public meltdown? She looks way older than she should. I seriously hope she does not marry this dude and makes a Tina Turner style run for it.