Save That For Your Stylist, KStew

Here’s Kristen Stewart teaching the children why we have a middle finger at the London premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman tonight. Something tells me that three seconds before this picture was taken, Charlize Theron told Kristen that even if she stuffed that dress into a bong, she still wouldn’t toke it up and that’s saying everything. Chris Hemsworth agrees! That doesn’t look like a dress on Kristen’s body, that looks like ceiling mold found in a hoarders house. Kristen needs to take that middle finger and direct it at the ho who told her that making her chest look like it’s slowly being eaten by a black fungus IS the look. Bitch looks like Gozer the Gozerian’s slow cousin who sniffed too much paint thinner as a child. I know Kristen Stewart has the personality of a corpse, but that doesn’t mean she has to look like a decaying corpse on the outside. And throwing sparkles on it doesn’t magically make it the look.

On a positive note, Charlize looks hot as usual. On another positive note, I’m sure at least a couple of children at the premiere now know how to properly flip a trick off and that is a beautiful thing.