Save That For Your Stylist, KStew
Here's Kristen Stewart teaching the children why we have a middle finger at the London premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman tonight. Something tells me that three seconds before this picture was taken, Charlize Theron told Kristen that even if she stuffed that dress into a bong, she still wouldn't toke it up and that's saying everything. Chris Hemsworth agrees! That doesn't look like a dress on Kristen's body, that looks like ceiling mold found in a hoarders house. Kristen needs to take that middle finger and direct it at the ho who told her that making her chest look like it's slowly being eaten by a black fungus IS the look. Bitch looks like Gozer the Gozerian's slow cousin who sniffed too much paint thinner as a child. I know Kristen Stewart has the personality of a corpse, but that doesn't mean she has to look like a decaying corpse on the outside. And throwing sparkles on it doesn't magically make it the look.
On a positive note, Charlize looks hot as usual. On another positive note, I'm sure at least a couple of children at the premiere now know how to properly flip a trick off and that is a beautiful thing.
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KStew and Charlie there so scissored. You know it, I know it, they know it.
So edgy!!! I wanna break KStew and Rihanna's middle fingers.
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BTW, has anyone else seen the promos for this movie? They try to hide the fact that KStew is in them as much as possible. I saw a trailer where she said nothing, and only appeared twice! The rest of the time it was Hemsworth and Theron.
That's probably because she's a shitty actor that the studio probably insisted they hire because of the Twishite movies, and so the title character is the movie's fatal weakness.
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"I'm SOOOO badass! I'm so hardcore! I'm doing moves that weren't even edgy when Avril Lavigne did them! I'm SOOOOOO not bland, boring and expressionless! Please forget I was ever in Twilight!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'm not digging the granny panty look of Charlize's gown. And I can't stand Kristen S. She looks like an ungrateful brat. Someone give her a smackdown please.
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As if anyone needed more proof that there is absolutely nothing appealing about the ever-hideous Kristen Stewart.
In the last few weeks I went from having zero interest in Kristen, to wanting to drink her bath water in a bad way.
Annoying.
Thor's outfit isn't working for me. He looks like some cheesy barfly in the seventies. Kristen Stewart is laughably plain for someone who's playing "the fairest of them all." Charlize looks pretty (love her green jewelry), but this whole movie looks a mess.
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I think both of the ladies are rocking their partially sheer dresses! KStew's make-up looks put together for once.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:20pm.
I'm hoping she'll take a few lessons from Lindsay Lohan's book "How to Succeed at Actressing".
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
UGH, I must be alone in liking Kstew. Hate her fashion choices, but she doesn't bother me.
Charlize and Thor...YES AND PLEASE.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
UGH! Add me to the chorus who cannot stand this ungrateful, overrated, cunt. I thought she said she was going to quit acting after the "Twilight" series. Whatever happened to that promise? More importantly, can she be held to that?
Also, she is very ungainly looking. Can't get the hype over her at all. The idea of someone like Charlize Theron being jealous of her looks is hilarious. I hope whoever wrote this adaptation took that out of the plot.
That's some classy shit right there. When is Hollywood going to chew this bitch up and spit her out?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
MK, I believe that post is missing the What a F-cking Lady tag ;)
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K Stew should stop putting her hair up - with those Dumbo ears it makes her look ridiculous. Charlize is beautiful but the dress is silly. Hemsworth was the hottest in Perfect Getaway. Not so much anymore...
I hate this ungrateful, talentless little cunt. The sooner she's reduced to an obscure bit of trivia, the better. The effects in SW&THM look amazing though.
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Charlize looks gorgeous. Kristen looks ridic.
Love Charlize, she looks gorgeous! Chris Hemsworth is sweeeeeeet! KStew's dress is lacy-HID but thankfully didn't notice it because of Mr. & Mrs. Hotness standing next to her hahahah ;p
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I hate Kristen Stewart. She can't act and she has this perpetual dumb/stoned look on her face. I only saw the first Twilight movie and I thought it was terrible.
I want to slap the smug off of KS's face.
There were posts on a movie blog from a couple of people who'd seen the movie in an advance screening, and they both said the movie was terrible.
Damn...Chris Hemsworth is fucking hot.
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Whoa. Barbie bewbs.
Godamn, Thor is sexy
What I notice is the man in the background in the first picture who is holding his camera and has his legs positioned like he's really Doing Something Important.
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This movie looks pretty good, but I wish it didn't star this asshole. You'd think being blessed with all her success she'd show a little class, be gracious, but no. She's above it all, bitches. I hate her.
Those granny panties make Charlize look Kardashianed in the ass area.
Not good.
I adore Charlize and she looks gorgeous as usual, but I don't like those black granny panties under a see-through skirt. There are so many other more tasteful and much sexier ways to show those fabulous long legs, Charlize.
Yeah, both these dresses are fugly.
I hate to admit it, but the commercials for this movie look really cool. *hides*
I actually wanna see this movie. Ill most likely see it even if it sucks just so that it makes way ore $$ than the Julia Roberts one. : )
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this is the same stale actress from "Panic Room", correct?... yeah, she isn't impressing me into seeing anything else that she's in at this point.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ugly dresses.
Kristen Stewart is the WORST. She has essentially no redeeming qualities.
Why is she famous?!?!
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Douchechill!
that's what happens when you try to be like Charlize...... NO WAY LITTLE BOY!!!!!
I guess because they had laughes doing this movie together, but pa-leez. No one can do Charlize.... NO ONE BEYOTCH! So, go back to your little vampire life and leave this shit to the pros.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
KStew's got some big ass ears, damn. Dumbo style.
Where's Cher Horowitz's dad to tell these tricks they're not going out of the house like that?
Jesus!
Can't help it, I love K Stew's face.
Cute boy, but please lose the douche ponytail.
Charlize is looking too chipmunky for me lately.
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I can't believe people (movie executives and dumbass fans) gave this smug, no smiling , no talent hag money from those Twitard movies. This is what Hollywood stars have become, ungrateful, untalented, bratty jackasses.
Her career should've ended with Zathura where she spent 75% of the movie frozen in the bathroom, unable to move or talk.
Ugly dresses.
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This needs a "What a fucking lady" tag.
I wonder what the price tag was on those gauzy nightmares. Thor is looking hot.
Giving the finger is a surefire sign of low class and stupidity.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
I hate this not tlent cunt. Love me some Charlize though. Stewface looks like she's wearing tan pants in the first pic under that dress.
Is that the new thing? Showing your black chonies under a full-length see-through black "skirt"?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA! Hollywood suckers.
Not even Charlize can make that look good. And if Charlize can't do it, YOU shouldn't.
Gee, so very classy!
Why do people think it is cool to give the finger and be photographed doing it? So stupid and immature.
thats hemsworth? damn the left side is definitely not his best side.
that or grey is not his color SMH!
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Classy. I don't know about you all, but when I'm dressed up, I tend to act a little more ladylike. KStew should try that.
That dude looks like he should he could replace Siegfried. Or Roy. Whichever one the tiger ate.
charlize looks like she's wearing these spanx like underwear I tried once. just moved the muffin top up farther and hurt like hell.
a little too granny panty...takes the sexy away from the rest.
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Gozer the Gozerian...LOL! But Sigourney Weaver could at least act with facial expressions!
Her makeup is weird.
Michael, how could you not mention my new crush, THOR?
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WTF is she wearing? It looks like a cross between a figure skaters outfit and my grandmother's lace mourning veil.