LeAnn Rimes Is Afraid Of Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville recently told NW Magazine, in so many words, that if murdering the life out of a luckdragon didn't automatically get you a life sentence in the Ivory Tower, she would've killed Falcor Rimes a long time ago. Brandi said that the kids at her son's soccer game almost witnessed two plastic praying mantises with fake tits go at it after she strolled onto the field and caught LeAnn Rimes having a sweet bonding experience with her son. Brandi knew how Bridget Fonda felt in Single White Female, because there was LeAnn Rimes with her son, her old husband and her current tits. Brandi nearly stabbed a trick in the eye with stiletto:

"I remember walking up . . . and there she was with my baby in her lap. My blood was boiling, and I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her. That was the first time I saw her that way--she was sitting in my soccer chair, under my tent, she's got my kid on her lap and she's with my husband, and that was that little moment of total irrational fury."

Brandi says that she's never going to make LeAnn a friendship bracelet, but LeAnn gets along with her boys and that's all she really cares about. However, a source close to LeAnn (aka the full-time fanfiction writer LeAnn hired to stretch Brandi's quote to fuckery proportions for maximum exposure) tells Celebuzz that Brandi regularly threatens to turn her into weave glue and LeAnn hasn't been this scared since one of her stepsons threw a rubber snake at her hooves. The source says that LeAnn is thinking of taking a restraining order out against that crazy bitch:

“Brandi has told LeAnn to her face multiple times that she would kill her if she could. LeAnn is scared of Brandi and believes she is unstable. LeAnn’s own mother is concerned for her daughter’s safety too and regularly calls her to tell her so.”

Stupid dramatic bitches being stupid dramatic bitches. Brandi knows exactly what to say to get space in UsWeekly and the only hos LeAnn is taking a restraining order out against are the Four Wind Giants for trying to mess with her while she's flying through Fantastica. But you better believe LeAnn is going to use this to her advantage. LeAnn wasn't going to eat that plate of food anyway, but now she's really not going to eat that plate of food in case Brandi dropped poison in it. And LeAnn was going to call the paparazzi anyway, but now she's really going to call them so they can get photographic evidence if Brandi tries to run her over. LeAnn might've been diagnosed as "lame" by the farm where she was born, but she ain't dumb!

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Submitted by The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743 on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 12:01am.

Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.

The more and more I hear about her, the more and more I see why Eddie ran. Bitch must be in the run for the lead in the Fatal Attraction remake.

Submitted by GlamourBackshots on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 5:10pm.

Actually i always see a combination beavis and butthead face when i look at Falc--- err LeAnn Slime

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Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:47pm.

"LeAnn hasn't been this scared since one of her stepsons threw a rubber snake at her hooves"

Oh you mean, Michael! LMAO

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 8:15am.

LeeAnn looks like a chimp in that picture.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 7:16am.

when did Leanne get michael jackson's nose?

Submitted by Salem on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:05am.

Brandi is gorgeous; a stunning beauty, a former model with long, long legs that almost go to her breasts. Which is why so many are jealous of her esp Rimes. Brandi has more restraint than most women would have. Definitely Team Brandi. And Team Heidi. :D

Submitted by Salem on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 3:03am.

No, he didn't. It was proven long ago he never cheated on Aniston and most now realize this.
But do you mean when town slut Aniston seduced Heidi Bivens' man Justin while making that movie WanderSLUT oops, 'lust' and took up with him publicly before he even ended his relationship of 14 years? You mean that homewrecking slut? LeAnn is only second to Aniston (who also broke up Bullock/Donovan) to being a homewrecking skanky whore.

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:53am.

I hate it when people divorce and one or both of the parents immediately bring a step parent or partner into the kids life, like it's nothing.

If she is so scared then maybe she could consider not turning up to every single goddamn event that is for her husband's children. She married their dad, it doesn't make her their mother. No doubt she will stop playing the devoted step mom when she gets dumped.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 1:09am.

They're both ugly. Brandi's had so much surgery and injections, she's starting to look like the Joker. Falcor is just... Falcor. But my main hate is reserved for Eddie, who is the one who behaved worst of all.

Team Brandi's Kids.

Submitted by mynameisstolen on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:19am.

I hate my ex husbands current GF, not because of her personally, but because of their collective ridiculous lies. I guess she is a good person. But stupid to get with that wife beating alcoholic man, I know for a fact he is still the same loser I divorced. She better never try to usurp my role as their mother, but I would cut a bitch if she doesn't try and take care of my kids like a mother would when they are with them. But if I am ever around bitch better step to the side and not say a word. We are not friends. She is my ex-husband's less-than follow-up fuck-toy.

Team Brandi!

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:48pm.

All three of these people are very dumb. I very bad for the children involved and hope they don't turn out as wacky as their parents and step mummy.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:45pm.

I don't blame Brandi. I would either be in jail or the looney bin if I walked up on that shit.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:32pm.

Bitch please, sit the fuck down and continue to play BFF with Falcor, no one believes this shit. The three of them are hoping to get a reality show to play this drama on tv. Even if they couldn't stand each other, they love the attention that they're getting together.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 8:42pm.

miz cynical -- I religiously read Entertainment Weekly & Salon's recaps of "Mad Men" every week.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:40pm.

Well, I gotta say, I can totally understand the way Brandi must have felt. And, the way those two rubbed Brandi's nose in their love fest was really disgusting. It reminds me of another celeb couple, that I won't mention the names of due to the onslaught of crazy behavior by otherwise rational people, that did the same thing when the guy dumped his wife and took up with the other trick....

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All I'm gonna say is you can't steal a man that isn't already willing to go.

Maybe Falcor is a freak in bed or something and Brandi is plain vanilla. One never knows what happens behind closed doors - not just the sexual behind closed doors either.

I know a couple that the wife is always picking up a weapon and threatening the husband and saying stupid psycho shit but he still stays. They've been married some 20 odd years. Go figure. Again, the behind closed doors theory is all I'm throwing out.

Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:59pm.

she is so ugly it gives me a stomach ache.

i mean she is ugly.

ugly and trashy - what an awful combo.

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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:55pm.

LeAnn has the Ugly Girl syndrome. The only thing she is afraid of is Eddie finally making that Eye DR. appointment and realizing what he did. She is the typical lowered expectation second wife who will forever be 'threatened' by the first wife because she is so goddamn insecure. (Never mind Eddie has probably screamed out Brandi's name several times).

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:52pm.

Here's the thing, why is it cool or somehow make you a better person to say, "I stole someone's man" or husband or whatever, or if Brandi wasn't doin her job...yadda, yadda, the fact that you stole someone's husband is nothing to be proud of, and also, makes you a fuckin triflin ass trick. Secondly, Leann needs to realize that if their marriage was air tight, that fucking anorexic monkey face of hers wouldn't have been able to do shit about it. Also she needs to realize, if he did it to Brandi, he's probably gonna do it to her ass, I mean come on, look at her, she's a fuckin novelty to this foolio at best.
All this bullshit made her look like is, a desperate low-down slut who can't get her own, so she has to resort to sloppy seconds.

And then to mess with a tricks babies...and then that said trick threatened to cut your ass. Leann is pushin the envelope. I don't care if people say, oh, Brandi needs to be thankful that Leann is bein nice to her kids, whatever, theres still such a thing called boundaries, and mothers, all though I am not one, I am around alot of them, and they are territorial when it comes to THEIR CHILDREN, those hoes needs to sit the fuck down, because if they were in that situation and someone took their man, and then tried to Mother, Not step-mother, but play mother, they would wanna raise up on a bitch too.

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Submitted by gee_gee on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:41pm.

The universe is trying real hard to get me to like Brandi Glanville, and this might just put do it for me. I don't think I can resist any longer. She wanted to cut a bitch? And she admitted it in writing? That right there? That shows this bitch has ZERO fucks to give. She HAS to know that if Squinty falls through a crack in the sidewalk and goes missing she is the number one suspect in her disappearance. Brandi is a straight up baller. I can't hate no more, y'all.

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:25pm.

@ twat muffin and hekki - diving into Mad Men now! I'll let you know what I think. I'm obsessed and always need to recap/breakdown the episode afterwards. Gawker took that away from me, so I'm glad that I have 'my people' to talk to!

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 7:07pm.

Brandi needs to fucking grow the hell up. She's nothing but a psychotic, bitter ex-wife who is a horrible example for her kids.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 6:45pm.

I see the (rag) mags are still trying to create drama with this trio! Nope: ignore! LALALALALALA *skips away*

"Stupid dramatic bitches being stupid dramatic bitches." - Thank you MK! hahaha ;D

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Submitted by Nicole on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 6:35pm.

Haha, I don't watch any of that Real Housewives bullshit, but Team Brandi on this one. Because I can't stand that squinty eyed, streched out faced Leann (MK is right on the money about bitch looking like Falcor.) What the fuck does Leann even do? I know she used to be a country singer or some shit, but does she still have anything resembling a career these days?

Fugly skank.

Submitted by Hellraiser on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 5:45pm.

I wouldn't mind if Brandi put the Death Curse on Lady Voldemort here. ______________________________________________

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 5:39pm.

I can't excuse what Eddie or Falcor did, but I can see -- just a little bit -- why Eddie wanted out of that marriage.

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Submitted by BreakinMe on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 5:35pm.

I think Brandi is directing too much of her anger at the wrong person. Eddie is the one who cheated on her. I'd be more pissed at him.

Submitted by hexe on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 5:07pm.

Meanwhile, douchebag Eddie continues to get his boner from watching these two foolish women bicker over him--I'm convinced that's the only reason he's able to get it up for Falcor. All Brandi needs to do is render both Douchebag and Falcor irrelevant, paying them less mind than she gives toward the person who reads her electric meter each month, and I suspect Eddie will hunt up something else to pit against his bone-bag present wife.

On a related note, it saddens me when women fight over a man--it diminishes the gender as a whole, IMO. Howzacome we don't see two mens on Maury or Wilkos, hollerin' and hootin' at each other over some triflin' woman, fighting over which one sired her latest kid?
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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 5:04pm.

Why is the MSPCA not jumping all over this.
Isn't it illegal to kill horses in the US?

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Submitted by itty-bitty-tity... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:51pm.

So, in the end, they're both famewhores. It's just that one is more vile than the other. But both definitely desperate to stay relevant.

Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:47pm.

The only thing I know about Brandi is what I've seen on the housewives show, but from what I've seen I think she has a fun personality and looks great. I think she's a pretty lady. And will get hated on for that alone. I really think Eddie is a gold digger and saw Leann as a meal ticket because I really can't figure out what he saw in her looks wise. Maybe she's just a charasmatic bitch?

Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:47pm.

I just want to feed her a sugar cube.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:34pm.

Hekki -- OMG, I want to smash Megan's fucking face in!!! She just thinks she's so damn special, that cunt!

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:33pm.

Look I don't really care for this story, but I will say there is a billion single men out there. All with working penises. The dude now married to Leeann is not spectacular.

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Submitted by lizbee88 on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:20pm.

I think any women would feel the same way.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:19pm.

I HATE MEGAN, TOO!!!!

I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER heard of a French (or Quebecoise) named MEGAN. Gimme a break.

And she's always so perky and chirpy. I want to smash her.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:18pm.

miz cynical -- I'm sorry, hon, hopefully we didn't give away much. If you're around later, call me out and let's talk about last night's episode, okay? God, I love that show; it's my favorite TV show. I'm in love with both Don and Roger.

Submitted by justincase on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:13pm.

Real Famewhores of Hollywood.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:13pm.

What both of these twats fail to realize is that there are no winners here, only losers.

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Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:40pm.

now see, if I were in either woman's shoes...I could see Brandi being obseesed with Leann (what did I do wrong...why her..etc). I would probably spend hours looking at her pictures trying to figure it out.

But I don't see why Leann is obsessed with Brandi. She cute, but nothing special, and Leann obviously was able to steal her man away. Why would she be so obsessed with his EX whom he left for HER? I don't get it.
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Maybe because he cheated with her so easily. She'll always be looking over her shoulder, wondering if he's going to stray - even with Brandi.

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Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:58pm.

I've never had to deal with my ex's side pieces/tricks since he wasn't dumb enough to do that shit to me, but if that had've happened to me, irrational or not, I would want to slap a ho down. On the other hand, if skanky side piece treated my child like the ginfe headed stepchild, I'd still want to slap a ho down. Let's just face it: baby mamas and second hand skanks do not mix. There is really nothing Falcor here could do to endear her to Brandi.

Submitted by blaase on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:46pm.

By the way talking about killing someone is freaking psychotic, no wonder Eddie left her ass.

Submitted by blaase on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:44pm.

Team Leanne, maybe if that bitch Brandi kept her man satisfied he wouldn't have left her, Bitch you are lucky Leanne doesn't treat those boys like shit.

Submitted by Hautie on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:44pm.

"Brandi regularly threatens to turn her into weave glue and LeAnn hasn't been this scared since one of her stepsons threw a rubber snake at her hooves...."
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LMAO!

And yes I realize I am going to hell for laughing.

But for the love of all things... I am at a lost why LeAnn would be obsess with Brandi. Brandi is no beauty and unfortunately looks like a tranny. With bad makeup.

Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:33pm.

Fuck! I still haven't seen last night's episode of Mad Men! It's on my dvr. Thanks to you guys, I can't wait to watch it! I hate Megan, too. I want Don to cheat on her with Dawn. Like, bend her over the desk or something....oops, did I just give away my own little interracial Don Draper fantasy? *runs from thread*.

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:16pm.

Looking at those two, I can totally see Leann being obsessed with Brandi. Brandi is no beauty, but Leann's weight/body issues show major stability issues. If her ex-husband was dumb enough to go for a low quality person like Leann, that says a lot about what a "prize" he is. He's nothing to write home about.

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:12pm.

Team Brandi.

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Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 4:27pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Brandi looks better than Falcor. Brandi must be a cunt. Why else would homeboy leave her? Then again i don't really know much about this situation, except for what i read here on Dlisted.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 3:40pm.

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