Afternoon Crumbs
While most of us celebrated Mother’s Day yesterday, Kim Kuntrashian celebrated Dress As Your Pimp Day! – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Biel gracefully busts out a not-so-subtle “Oh, I’m just going to casually touch my face to show off my huge diamond engagement ring while kissing on Justin Timberlake“ pose for the cameras – Lainey Gossip
Tan Mom and the Hot Dog Hooker should do a very special Mothers of the Year issue of Playboy Chernobyl – The Superficial
Olympic Panty Creamers of the Day – The Berry
Sienna Miller brings her unborn baby to RPattz’s birthday party – Celebitchy
Joanna Johnson from Bold and the Beautiful comes out publicly as a gayelle – Towleroad
Yeah yeah yeah, Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis are peeking out, but for why is she dressed like the madam of a vampire brothel circa 1999? – Popoholic
There is TOO much here to comment, so I’ll just say in the wise words of Aunt Bunny: GURRRRRRL PLEASE! – Crunk + Disorderly
Well, it was either “Mary Jane” or “Chocolate Dick Cake” – ICYDK
Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs looks like Ashton Kutcher as Ashton Kutcher in a turtleneck – Popsugar
That time Kelly Ripa’s husband twerked his nalgas as a stripper – OMG Blog
SMUG has a new anthem – Just Jared
Mensa’s youngest member is smart enough to know that sitting on a toilet is more fun than sitting on the Today Show couch – Videogum
Lindsay Lohan has got the “hungover middle-aged mom going to cash her child support check at 7-Eleven to pay for her Fix-A-Flat lips” look down – Hollywood Rag
Glee trades one basic ass blonde (see: Fishsticks) for another (see: Kate Hudson) – I’m Not Obsessed
Two questions: Who makes that birfday cake and can I get a human-sized one for my birfday? – Cityrag
Pucks with iPhones – SOW