Afternoon Crumbs
While most of us celebrated Mother's Day yesterday, Kim Kuntrashian celebrated Dress As Your Pimp Day! - Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Biel gracefully busts out a not-so-subtle "Oh, I'm just going to casually touch my face to show off my huge diamond engagement ring while kissing on Justin Timberlake" pose for the cameras - Lainey Gossip
Tan Mom and the Hot Dog Hooker should do a very special Mothers of the Year issue of Playboy Chernobyl - The Superficial
Olympic Panty Creamers of the Day - The Berry
Sienna Miller brings her unborn baby to RPattz's birthday party - Celebitchy
Joanna Johnson from Bold and the Beautiful comes out publicly as a gayelle - Towleroad
Yeah yeah yeah, Christina Hendricks' magnificent chichis are peeking out, but for why is she dressed like the madam of a vampire brothel circa 1999? - Popoholic
There is TOO much here to comment, so I'll just say in the wise words of Aunt Bunny: GURRRRRRL PLEASE! - Crunk + Disorderly
Well, it was either "Mary Jane" or "Chocolate Dick Cake" - ICYDK
Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs looks like Ashton Kutcher as Ashton Kutcher in a turtleneck - Popsugar
That time Kelly Ripa's husband twerked his nalgas as a stripper - OMG Blog
SMUG has a new anthem - Just Jared
Mensa's youngest member is smart enough to know that sitting on a toilet is more fun than sitting on the Today Show couch - Videogum
Lindsay Lohan has got the "hungover middle-aged mom going to cash her child support check at 7-Eleven to pay for her Fix-A-Flat lips" look down - Hollywood Rag
Glee trades one basic ass blonde (see: Fishsticks) for another (see: Kate Hudson) - I'm Not Obsessed
Two questions: Who makes that birfday cake and can I get a human-sized one for my birfday? - Cityrag
Pucks with iPhones - SOW


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Take a look at that size 2 ass, then, gasp at that cellulite! Does the truth ever come out of this broads mouth?
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@Jessica Biel - I get the suspicion from just looking at pictures of Justin Timberdouche that he's an abuser. Don't beat me up for saying it, it's just something about him that screams abuser. Maybe it's his smug mug or something, but it's just the vibe I get from him.
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Not from me. The way he was holding her head with two hands, the one in back especially, made me cringe inside. He's got a definite douche vibe, yes. I like her, too (but admittedly that's only from how well she handled herself on Graham Norton...she seemed like fun). Anyway, I agree with you.
The parents of the Mensa toddler are such fucking famewhores. THE GIRL HAD TO POOP! Yet they just sat there basking in their Today Show glory. Fuckers.
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Those thighs really look like they'd fit in size TWO pants there Kim!
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Uh, I'm sorry but Kim looks like NeNe's long lost twin. That being said NeNe can rock a wig way better then Kim.
Uhh, I'm sorry Kim looks like NeNe's long lost twin - that being said NeNe also knows how to work a wig a whole lot better then her.
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That Fantasia Burrito chick needs to wear a bra. At the very least.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Fantasia Burrito!!! I love Crunk and Disorderly. Whenever I need a quick laugh I go there and read the comments.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Jeezus, Kimmy is looking a lot like Pimp Mama K in that wig.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Jessica Biel looks so old and a bit "speshul" with those bangs...
I can't believe she was ever considered attractive...blech!
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A wig, on the KKKKKKK? HAHAHAHAA Lol! HAHAHAHA... Oh Jessica, I have no words for you! ;p
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I can't tell if Jessica is bearding for Justin or he's bearding for her.
Is it just my wishful thinking, or has Kunty Kim started her Paris Hilton downward spiral into irrelevance? I don't care what kind of cash E! shelled out--bitch is just looking desperate and sad lately.
I just can't with Lohan's "look" anymore! Did she burn bridges with every stylist or designer? Would it kill her to at least put on something clean? I mean,she can pick up something at Target or Forever 21 for like $25. A clean outfit does wonders for a hangover.
I'll park in the crosswalk! I'm Lindsay Lohan! Coke money run with the T&L SUV? LOL
@Jessica Biel - I get the suspicion from just looking at pictures of Justin Timberdouche that he's an abuser. Don't beat me up for saying it, it's just something about him that screams abuser. Maybe it's his smug mug or something, but it's just the vibe I get from him.
I hate bathroom pics :( Am I the only one? Not saying I haven't taken one, but I hate them.
The women on the bold and the beautiful who came out as gay, good for her! she's a great actress.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Karlie Kloss was completely unnecessary in that Panty Creamer spread... HAHAHAHA
Christina Hendricks = soft pillowy love, happiness and cotton candy!
That BIRFDAY cake is an excellent IDEA!! I WANT THAT Doggeh!! *muah* ♥♥♥ ;P
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Please stop trying desperately to make these Smith kids happen!
That Fantasia Burrito chick needs to wear a bra. At the very least.
My eyes need bleach after those Fantasia photos
Kim kind of reminds me of Prince* in these photos. Her face, obviously. Not her gigantic dumper.
* His Purpleness
Ugh tan mom' is now a thing, like casey anthony 'tot mom', etc..i cannot believe that dried up alkie bodied scab was the feature of a skit on SNL. Damn another nobody who thinks they are a famous superstar special snowflake.
Olympic Panty Creamers--RYAN LOCHTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*passionate fondles to both Ryan and MK for posting this*
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Why does everyone take pictures of themselves in the bathroom?
Looks like ol' Lindz was depositing a check. Doesn't she have people for that?
That tiny genius should have pooped on the stage.
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Nah, but she wears tight mini-dresses sometimes, yeah. And that's exactly what her hair looks like.
I've never seen a Kardashian show so someone please help me out...her mum dresses like that? Really? Seriously???? Her old ass mother wears pleather shortie shorts? I would fuckin DIE!!!
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Stop picking on Kloe! lol ha its not funny but it kinda is...
Stop picking on Kloe! lol ha its not funny but it kinda is...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 6:07pm.
Lohan also parked right in the crosswalk. How New York!
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What the what !?!?!?!?!?!
Strawberry Snortcake in a bra ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lohan also parked right in the crosswalk. How New York!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I love, love, LOVE Christina Hendricks, but her personal style is...uh...questionable. But for her, she looks good, even if her wig is slipping backwards.
Jessica Biel will always be the 7th Heaven girl to me. Which is why it would suck to be cast on a TV show: People always think of you as whatever TV character you played.
Is that a drag queen talking to Lardass?
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Jesus, how many industrial strength Spanx are they going to put on her to keep her fat ass in check.
Quick! Someone write this down! Christina Hendricks's veiny udders are covered and she isn't wearing too much blush!
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