Hot Slut Of The Day!
In honor of the day after the day you spent $65 on last-minute Sunday delivery at FTD because your drunk ass forgot to get your mom a gift on Annual Mama Je'e' Day, here's Bridget, a 10-year-old Yorkie who is foster mommy to five tiny pussies at Utah's Humane Society. It's Sunday, I'm all the way hung over, it's Mother's Day and what we all really need is a beautiful interspecies maternal love story!
MSNBC says that Bridget's journey to motherhood started out with a major case of the dads. Bridget birthed out two puppies at the end of April, but their time on earth didn't last long and they quickly floated up to heaven. One of the employees at the Humane Center decided to place a littler of five kittens with Bridget and it wasn't long before they were all calling her "meowther" (I've just GONGed myself for that one by banging my head my screen)! The Human Society says that they all love each other and the kittens are growing thanks to Bridget's maternal affection and her dog leche. Hopefully, Bridget's babies paid tribute to her today by getting her an appointment at the groomers, because bitch needs a hot oil treatment and a blow out bad.
Happy Mother's Day to Bridget and to all the mother's who let us barf on their shoulders, picked our stuck mocos out with her fingers and taught us life's most important lesson: how to shit in a toilet. If you haven't gotten your mom a gift yet, it's not too late to do what I did, order her a strip-o-gram! ("I wish he wasn't kidding" - my mom as she stares at the giant basket of apples and fucking pears I got her)
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Hopefully they get Bridget spayed. That poor dog shouldn't be having babies, especially at 10 years old. Glad to hear she adopted the kittens though.
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*raises virgin bloody mary*
CHEERS WHORES!
TEAM BRIDGET!!!
I did a farewell fok u to Mother's Day and spent the day with Hubby and kids. Did not attend the MD party at Gmas as I was everso late in being invited to.
My men gave me a wonderful, peaceful, fun day.
*rubs gunt*
I don't know about this...usually i get all awwwie & mushy in the heart but for some reason i'm not trusting the Bridget.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Submitted by Catsclaw on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 1:20am.
Hugs to both you and your son. I understand his hatred for Father's Day, as well. My dad died when I was 13, so I, usually, pull the covers up over my head on both Mother's Day and Father's Day and hope that Monday will come soon.
You have wonderful friends and it's great that you've had and have people to help you out because it must be difficult for you.
I'm SO glad that your son has been enjoying your Godiva chocolates. :-) ______________________________________________
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Could the thumbnail photos of the baby kitties climbing all over their doggy mom be any cuter?
I think not.
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M.K., that was one of the funnies Hot Slut's you've ever posted!! Hugs to all you mothers out there on Mother's day, and hugs to all of you who are not mothers today. My son's father died when he was five, so he hates doing the Father's Day cards, too Actually he hates Father's Day in general. My friends take him somewhere to get me something for Mother's Day, so I'm usually not forgotten. This year he bought me Godiva chocolate, (which I suspect my friends helped pay for), and which he has been happily munching on all day! I truly do believe it does take a village to raise a kid. So many people have helped me along the way. I could not have come this far without them!
i dont like yorkies. they always look so damn greasy. so this post does nothing for me. i spent the day with my mom and family minus one cuntface sister because "mothers day is about her" and not her fucking mother. so youll have to excuse my cold black heart today.
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There is nothing wrong with this mothers looks!!! Jerk
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dont know that fancy crap..but hugs to you.
Submitted by JTROS on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:46pm.
@catholicschoolgirl
The same happened to me this morning at the grocery store!! No less than 4 people (male & female, young & old, bagger, checker, stock boy & deli lady) all wished me a Happy Mother's Day.
Must've been my unwashed hair, sweatshirt, glasses & lack of makeup that made me look like a frazzled mom. Who knows!?
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LOL - I can't figure it out. I have to say it's kind of obnoxious. Now I know how people who don't celebrate Christmas must feel if someone wishes them "Merry Christmas". However, since "Merry Christmas" has been wiped out of most retail establishments due to political correctness, maybe I (as a single, childless person) should start a campaign to wipe "Happy Mother's Day" from retail stores. Ah screw it, it's only one day a year so whatever.
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Submitted by JoJo on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:39pm.
Thank you all for your kind words...you guys are the best! I wish I could hug you all!
I spent the day with my dad. It's been good to spend these raw 'significant' days with him. Tuesday is Grandma's birthday (his mom...she's been gone for 10 years, but it's hard to lose your mother regardless of how long it's been) so this is just a difficult time of year.
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Hang in there JoJo, and know that you're doing a REALLY wonderful thing. I wish you and your dad the best...and thanks for reinforcing that altho a holiday or special day may not directly relate to someone (ie a father on Mother's Day), if they celebrated that day when their loved ones were with them, they're going to be affected by it by remembering past celebrations. Again, ((BIG HUGS)) to you and your dad. I hope that you both have happy times that you celebrate together with smiles and laughter.
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@catholicschoolgirl
The same happened to me this morning at the grocery store!! No less than 4 people (male & female, young & old, bagger, checker, stock boy & deli lady) all wished me a Happy Mother's Day.
Must've been my unwashed hair, sweatshirt, glasses & lack of makeup that made me look like a frazzled mom. Who knows!?
Thank you all for your kind words...you guys are the best! I wish I could hug you all!
I spent the day with my dad. It's been good to spend these raw 'significant' days with him. Tuesday is Grandma's birthday (his mom...she's been gone for 10 years, but it's hard to lose your mother regardless of how long it's been) so this is just a difficult time of year.
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((HUGE HUGS TO IF, Lil Rasc, Jojo, Twatty and Mustang Sally)) - I'm so sorry for your losses and pain. This must be an especially hard day for you.
And can I post a gripe? When did corporate America decide that all of their employees are required to tell any woman who looks like she's reached menstruation age "Happy Mother's Day" on this day? I don't have kids but THREE strangers at retail establishments wished me a "Happy Mothers Day" today. I may never have them (who knows what the future holds) but all I could think of was how painful it must be for woman who are yearning for children yet unable to have them to be forced to listen to a half-hearted "Happy Mother's Day" from the pimple-faced 17 year old running her groceries through the scanner at the grocery store. I swear I'm writing a letter to the local grocer because I thought it was kind of ignorant. Am I being too sensitive?
OT - I love these doggies. My friend has one and he's a sweetie. Hoping to get one within the next year or two.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Cuteness overload! Must have video!
Aww such a cute happy story.
before long Bridget and the kittehs will go their seperate ways, until then let them love. :)
Happy Mommy Day to Mommies of all species.
My dinner at Ryans was yum; the Mother's Day bible this year was even better than all the rest. xoxoxo
Submitted by McFlea on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 7:37pm
I once lived in Utah for many years, so I know the culture and how much people in this state are pathetic in their quest for nationwide recognition and popularity. They are the Norma Desmond of the US. This is 100 kinds of wrong
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Really? I always pictured Utah as majestic & rugged.
Do you think they're all in on this? :D
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Submitted by JoJo on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:10pm.
My first Mother's Day without my mom...and last Thursday was her birthday too. :(
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My Mom and my Dad are both gone.
Squeeeeeeeeeeal. So cute :)
Happy momma's day to all my dlist hookers. My mother is living thousand of miles away :(...so if you can hope you gave a big hug to your momma.
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Something about this just doesn't seem right. In this video, I see Bridget trying to make sense of the kittens trying to milk her, but failing. They are being forced on her, without her consent. I just think this 10 year old Yorkie is being exploited by fame whores. I once lived in Utah for many years, so I know the culture and how much people in this state are pathetic in their quest for nationwide recognition and popularity. They are the Norma Desmond of the US. This is 100 kinds of wrong.
I saw this shiznit earlier in the week. D'awwww!
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:41pm.
First of all, congratulations on getting your article published! I missed seeing what your field is but that's okay - sometimes, removal is a very good idea, on here. Did you get any experience (journalism, I mean☺) up here in Trawna, or did you start writing, professionally, in the U.S?
My mother walked out when I had just turned one (never saw her again), so this was always a bizarre day for me. I don't know if your father re-married. Mine didn't so, in school, "Let's make Mother's Day cards." day was not my favorite day .
JoJo: Special big hug ((JoJo)) to you, since this is so recent for you. It must be very painful.
((Hugs)) to all of you who are missing your mothers, today, and, also, to those of you whose relationship with your mother isn't good (for whatever reason) which can, also, make this day difficult.
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♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:51pm.
For any of you looking for last minutes Mother's Day gifts....
LOL! Off to Hooters!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Awww JoJo and everyone whose mom or dad is no longer around or is far away!! ((hugs to ya!)) ;(
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For any of you looking for last minutes Mother's Day gifts....
http://www.happyplace.com/15959/the-most-ridiculously-inappropriate-moth...
My dogheart goes out to all of you who are without your moms today. {{BIG DOGHUGS}}
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:41pm.
(((((hugs))))) for you too!
Submitted by JoJo on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 6:10pm.
My first Mother's Day without my mom...and last Thursday was her birthday too. :(
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JoJo, I hear you sister. I lost my Mom when I was 5 and today is her birthday. Or would have been her birthday.
Try not to be too sad today, although I know you probably are. I;m sorry :( xxxx
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In thumbnail #1, haha. She's so little the kittehs have to line up to nurse. Like kids at the water fountain in school.
"STOP PUSHING DAMN IT!!!! BITCH! WOULD YOU HURRY UP? OTHERS WANT TO EAT TOO!!!!!"
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
This is too cute for words.
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Happy mother's day to Bridget & her little pusseh babies! Happy mother's day, too, to my dlisted friends and their moms. Also, a big hang in there to my dlisted friends who have lost their moms, like JoJo. I lost my mom 11 years ago and today still hurts. I saw people buying their mother's day cards at Walmart yesterday and it got to me. It's not as bad as it was the first few years, but I can't say it doesn't hurt. And bless you, Pohyah, for taking care of those little kitties.
Love, Twat
My Mothers Day started with one of the dogs puking on my bed. Hmmm....well. At least my daughter let me sleep in. Hubby had to work today, so we celebrated yesterday when he was off.
Happy Moms Day to all of the Dlisted ho's, fur or skin!!!
Jojo
So sorry for your loss. Holidays such as this (really, any holiday I'm sure) must be terribly hard. Strength and love to you gurll!! <3
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
My first Mother's Day without my mom...and last Thursday was her birthday too. :(
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my mothers day pretty much sucked..damn didn't get a lobster tail
haha IF that is funny what your kids do. Since it's Mother's Day, you get to make the rules so I say crack open the champagne whenever you want to, I mean doesn't "brunch" start at 10:00am?
Happy Mother's Day to all dlisted mothers, especially M.K's mom for having such an awesome talented son!!
islandgirl. WTF????? Seriously protect that poor pussy from any more anal excavations please! My pussy just birthed out 4 kittehs (she is super young and basically got knocked up before I had a chance to get her neutered and it was a a bit late to terminate:-) when I realised she was preggers). One of them has mongoloid features and is the same colour of his grandad (ginger!). Yup, I gots me 4 inbreds. They are gorgeous though and of course I will do the best I can for them but kittehs being kittehs really suffer from a lot of congenital diseases and so on if they are inbred:-( Her mum was a rescue cat I found in the neighbourhood so she is probably inbred 10 times over. Super sad so people need to get their pussies neutered is the message of the day!
I do Pagents!
Omg...how sweet! Love Bridget's fur & those kittens!!!!! A million times adorable. ♥ ♥ ♥
Bridget and the kitties are Adorable! And the messy fur is perfect! hahah
"... to all the mother's who let us barf on their shoulders, picked our stuck mocos out with her fingers..." -
OLOLOL, or licked their fingers to comb our hair down or smooth our eyebrows, or wipe a spot clean on our cheeks etc... TO ALL THE MOMS! ;P
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My Little Man just called me...I've tried to call my Mom twice and she's not answering. Of course.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 3:12pm.
I am glad you got your flowers Rasc. My mom is STILL waiting for hers. The morons at 1800Flowers said that they will deliver up till 7pm. As if that is any consolation!
This post is so damn cute. Amazing how those kittens look to her as a momma! *wipes tear*
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 3:39pm.
OMG, you guys have to watch this video on this page, it's too freaking funny.
http://acflr.org/
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Loved the oldest lady and Vodka woman! That was great!
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 05/13/2012 - 3:11pm.
"Is it too early/weird/pathetic?"
no/no/no. do whatever you want -- it's your day!
and your little Fury-lings gifting is adorable
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OMG, you guys have to watch this video on this page, it's too freaking funny.
http://acflr.org/
We hope Bridget gets lots of good foodies and love.
I bought my mom a massage and a cold beer.
Now, out of context that sounds shady, so let me explain: she just finished a marathon. Yeah, she's awesome. Happy Mums day to all out there in Dlisted land.
Happy Mother's Day to all the d-listed Moms!!
My kids, human and furry, have no idea today is Mother's Day but nobody fought so it was a good day. :)
well I stole a cheap bracelet from Macys for my mom when I was twelve..damn near put my hand over the oven..never did it again
I gave double thanks for my Momma today :). She raised me & my brother (as a single Mom) & I never felt like I went without. She's now doing the same for my younger half-siblings. Despite not being able to go to college, she has made a success out of her life and is an amazing role model for me. I may have a biological father - but my Mom did all of the work...so I celebrate her awesomeness on Father's Day, too!
I heart you Momma JTROS & and I hope that if I ever decide to have children that I will be at least half the Mom/woman you are! I don't know how you do it (and manage to still be quite the hottie!)
PS. that dog is adorbs. My pup gave me a Mother's Day card today and it was too cute!