Ryan Gosling And THAT BITCH Are Still At It
You might want to check on the Ryan Gosling fangirl or fangay (Goshead? Gosloons? Godling Warriors?) in your life, because there's a good chance that when these pictures came out last night, they printed them out on paper, origami-ed that shit into a knife and stabbed themselves in their feeling place. They could be suffering from an untreated paper cut. Check on that.
The Urban Outfitters' answer to Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel strut strut strut their asses in front of the paparazzi in the East Village yesterday afternoon and confirmed that yup, they're still attaching themselves at the crotch when the lights go down. I saw these pictures on a couple of sites last night and the comments softly laughed me to sleep. A lot of the comments were straight hating on Eva Mendes. They called her a manly, never-was, washed-up, attention whoring, old piece of superficial trash who is slowly sucking the life out of a perfect, glistening god man (I'm paraphrasing). I love it!
You know, I've never really had it for Eva Mendes (her Joker brows make me want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight and I don't like that feeling), but now I'm into her since she's the most hated woman on 2 out of 3 gossip blogs. That bitch knows it too. That look she's throwing above clearly says, "I see you hating on my genie pants, but I won't care when these genie pants are on the floor and I'm riding the boyfriend in your head, bitch!" Yeah, I got all of that out of that nothing look. I can barely read English, but I can read faces.
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He is uber sexy. There is an imperfection about his face that makes him absolutely gorgeous.
Eva seems cool. Every interview I've read about her she is unpretentious and down to earth. Unlike most latina actresses (Eva Longoria-puke, JLO-barf)
He's so hot and she's ok.they look weird together if u ask me. I liked him w his co-star from the notebook.
Love them together, love them apart.
Glad to see them happy and going strong from all indications.
It seems Ryan Gosling love is expected now, but I just can't. I'm Canadian, too, so this is practically treason. I don't hate the guy, but I don't get the rabid fangirl love, either. /perplexed
"People who eat white bread have no dreams". -- Diana Vreeland
Oh, and remember way back before he got his nose job and was dating Sandy bullock?
http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=ryan+gosling+sandra+bullock&um=1&hl=en&cli...
She's got pretty lips but always seems as tho' she's sportin' the early stages of a very dark moustache.
Is this GFY? Anyway...I like the way the horizontal lines accentuate her boobs. I think it works & I'm gay. Him?...Nice boots but WTF with the rolled jeans? Is this a shoe ad?
I don't care about either one of these people, but her outfit is horrible.
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This post appears to be filled with the musings of about 6 "real" people and the rest are the same poster talking to itself in 6 or more different "voices/alternative identities." WTF? I rarely post and just noticed this. Someone needs a Lithium refill, STAT. _______________________________________________
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Luna Tick on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 7:22pm.
This is a website where nearly everyone snarks on celebrities. I didn't wish death on them or anything. I think they're fug and you don't. So please stop calling me "darling" or ask me to "take it down a notch". I wasn't being offensive or abusive.
Tuna Ticks, I concur, DARLING!
*hides fat ass behind biggest sofa in the room*
Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:59pm.
Luna Tick on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:56pm
Luna Tick, take it down a notch. Your avatar is hilarious.
Anyway, hey, each to their own right? I mean, Gosling became an actor rather than a serial killer. We have to think of the glass as half full, darling!
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This is a website where nearly everyone snarks on celebrities. I didn't wish death on them or anything. I think they're fug and you don't. So please stop calling me "darling" or ask me to "take it down a notch". I wasn't being offensive or abusive.
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Trailer Trash.
Eva Mendes - ridiculously hideous outfit on a gorgeous woman. Ryan isn't bad, either.
They make a good looking couple - she's gorgeous and I love his slim physique.
AS IF making up BS negative comments about Eva would help them have a shot at Ryan.
She is a hideous troll and that wart on her face is beyond fucking nasty and he is about as gay as gay can get.
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LMFAO at this whole post! MK I woove you! ahahahahahahaa *reads again*
Coma Caca!
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These two look so mismatched.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Eva is gorgeus and funny. I dont see what is to hate about her
Dolls, I live in the cesspool known as "Reno". The BF is from Chicago and misses everything everyday. I miss being in a real city. Not much could steer me clear of a good old fashioned abattoir born metropolis! ;) Seriously I have only loved Chicagoans, so it's no hard sell.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
WithinReason -- Madame Ambassador at your service!!!
i just realized - they do NOT have their damn smart phones in their hands, which makes them better than almost everyone, actually. nor packs of smokes.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Bleurgh at walking down the street with coffee cups gettin' papped but her outfit's cute though. ;p
ETA: LOL Twatty, Madame Ambassador for the Windy City! ;p
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:31pm.
18thCenturyFox -- OMG, hon, please don't let these stories scare you. Seriously, Chicago is my home town and it's the greatest city ever!!!
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No - really, I LOVE Chicago!! (and I can say this unbiasedly because I'm a Packers fan). It has improved so much since the 80s and 90s!
Summer is the BEST time ever to be in Chicago (what I wouldn't give to be at Wrigley, BluesFest, Taste of Chicago, Lincoln Park Fest, Lolla, etc.) ...but Snowmaggeddon broke me so I have since moved on to warmer climes in an undisclosed Southern state.
However, I have promised myself I will visit often!!
for real, with those pants, man. i dont even know what to say.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I never understood the attraction to him, he has this weird thing going on with his mouth, like someone punched him in the face and he's trying to hold in all his teeth till he gets to the dentist...it's soooo distracting!
and eva is pretty but if she didnt have money and personal trainers she'd be 300 pounds, you can tell. *lifts up mumu for some air* Also wasn't she the one that compared herself to some great actresses in an interview, when she hasnt done much? after that don't care for her.
so, good they are together cause dont give a meh for either one.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
18thCenturyFox -- OMG, hon, please don't let these stories scare you. Seriously, Chicago is my home town and it's the greatest city ever!!! Despite the rat stories, every city has rats. The city is gorgeous, it has never looked more beautiful, it has a hot mayor (I think Rahm Emanuel is a hot little number), it has great restaurants, great shopping, and it has me, Louise_Brooks AND JTROS -- what more could you ask for???
And here my BF is trying to convince me to move to Chicago..
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
JTROS -- OMG, you've witnessed all sorts of hobo copulation! I was telling a friend the other day about how this hobo ran up to me one time, I was getting off the bus, and he yelled at me, "I'm going to piss all over you!" I was literally bent over with laughter because it was ridiculous, like he was going to do that out in broad daylight at Wacker & Wabash. Another time I walked out of the old Walgreen's at State & Lake and almost stumbled upon 3 symmetrically perfect piles of steaming vomit, right outside the door. I don't know why I remember that, but I do. And how I didn't vomit myself after seeing that, I don't know. I used to work at the IBM building, and there was the nastiest alley just north of the building, just north of Kedzie on State, it always reeked of urine; I would have died if I ever saw any activity there -- I only saw rats there. And you're right about the size of the rats on lower Wacker -- yuck!!!
zomay on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:14pm.
I don't mind this couple. Hope they are happy.
PS: I think they would make really cute baybays. Jmho
Same here, zomay. Plus, they look really comfortable being funky with each other. Who cares? Right.
Haha. I bet they would make cute babies too.
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Twat Muffin-
He isn't my type either.. So Disney, so blonde, tan and ( I thought) Homogenic. But he actually kept me from sleeping after I saw Drive. I am 35 and that kind of midnight palpitation has not happened to me since I was 16.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
18thCenturyFox -- I feel the same way, and he isn't even my type! I usually like guys older than me with dark hair, but I just find Ryan totally hot for a younger, blonde guy.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 2:03pm.
JTROS -- I'm still reeling from your post in the other thread about the hobo giving the other hobo a blow job in the alley in Chicago. I worked in the Loop for many years and though I'd seen lots of weird shit, I never saw anything that weird!!!
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It was near the Library-State/Van Buren stop.
I also once witnessed two bums (of opposite sex) playing hide the sausage under lower Wacker Drive (by the impound lot) at about 3 a.m. when I was stumbling back from Timothy O'Toole's. There's no way in hell I'd get naked down there! There are rats the size of small children that roam freely!
I don't mind this couple. Hope they are happy.
PS: I think they would make really cute baybays. Jmho
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to create something you don’t want.
Between the elevator scene in Drive and his endearing Lars, Dead Mans Bones and his adoration of Disney's Haunted Mansion- he's made me all " Bitches Get Stitches" with a paisley bandana..
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Count me in the "Ryan is hot" category based on these two movies alone: The Notebook and Crazy, Stupid, Love.
But, I'm a fickle bitch so that may not be the case tomorrow.
The man pulled off a silk scorpion jacket. There is no arguing with that. He can wear a Hyper Color shirt and acid washed jeans ( or Bugle Boys) and I would still follow him like he's got a fresh batch of Krispy Kremes with an In-In-Out chaser!
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
JTROS -- I'm still reeling from your post in the other thread about the hobo giving the other hobo a blow job in the alley in Chicago. I worked in the Loop for many years and though I'd seen lots of weird shit, I never saw anything that weird!!!
Luna Tick on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:56pm
Luna Tick, take it down a notch. Your avatar is hilarious.
Anyway, hey, each to their own right? I mean, Gosling became an actor rather than a serial killer. We have to think of the glass as half full, darling!
Gosling is not hot. He's bland and boring with a busted face and the media keeps shoving him in my face. Eva is not hot either. It's the joker brows and she looks perpetually high or drunk. These two won't last till next year.
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Trailer Trash.
JTROS on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 1:47pm.
That Blue Valentine movie made me cry for pretty much the entire thing & then for about 4 hours afterwards.
Honestly, right? That movie was like 50 episodes of "Little house on the prairie" condensed into one big teary-eyed snot-fest.
Lucifer_Sam, big chins on men are manly. Big chins on women are manly. See Rumer for evidentiary photos. :)
undue
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That Blue Valentine movie made me cry for pretty much the entire thing & then for about 4 hours afterwards.
No idea why anyone finds this jackass attractive with that huge banana chin.
Twat Muffin, there were so many disturbing parts of that movie. I think that's people like us watch it over and over...to find some sort of logic/premise/reasoning and each time it fucks with our heads a little more rather than quashing the feeling of abject hopelessness.
Another reason why I think she was molested is she treated most of their sexual encounters like rape. It was really creepy and awful to watch. I mean, she really, really, really hated the sex with him.
Yes on the predatory doc. *shiver*
I think the wild 'cawing' noise was out of pure grief that she didn't want him physically. Almost a primordial cry of anguish. It was like he was crying out in pure pain that he couldn't reach her either sexually or emotionally and he loved her so damned much.
He did look HORRIBLE bald. lol
My take on his drinking? I think he was trying to numb himself from his own feelings because he just couldn't love her enough to undue the damage that was already a part of her psyche.
oh shit. I'mma cry now
Fat Lady -- I think another thing about the movie that frustrated me is that I'd like to have known exactly when he started drinking & why, though with her being such a cunt I guess we can figure out why. Another thing that perplexed me, too, is that weird cawing noise he made at the love motel -- remember that? That was so not sexy, really threw me for a loop. Also, his partially bald look was not really attractive, but that's just a minor quibble. I felt bad for Frankie that her mother was such a cunt. And that doctor dude was such a creep, too, a very predatory type, don't ya think?
Thanks in advance for the steak -- that sounds absolutely delish!!!
Gosling is rocking the Canadian tuxedo! Too much denim. Old man tries to tell me it's in now. Ummm NOT!
Twat Muffin, screw the fried chicken then. I'll make you a big, juicy rare steak! I cook a perfect bloody rare steak (the trick is to let it sit after you cook it for about five minutes so it doesn't gush).
Yes about Cindy. I've been friends with girls who were considered really 'slutty' and they had horrible childhoods and often molested by males in their family which is why I drew that conclusion (if we were to delve into Cindy's background as a character). For me, I wanted to throttle her because she FINALLY had a GOOD man in her life and she didn't know how to accept it and she fucked it up completely which was so frustrating. She probably had some horrible experiences with males in her life and she finally gets this wonderful man who would bend over backwards for her and she has NO clue as to how to deal with him because she never learned to trust her own heart because her heart was broken and severely damaged. I imagine if the movie flashed forward a few years she would be filled with pangs of intense regret.
Yes. I thought 'pegging' meant something nasty when not referencing folded pant ends. lol!
Pegging 'pants/jeans' is like the origami of fashion!
Fat Lady -- uh, god, I don't know how to put this, but yeah, pegging means something else that I really think you don't want to know about, and it's something quite dirty. I wouldn't Google it unless you're prepared for a lot of dirty shit -- seriously. Pegged jeans vs. that kind of pegging -- you'll be in for a world of hurt, hon.
Fat Lady -- awww, thanks for the invite. Sorry, but I can't do the big salads as I am a big-time anemic -- red meat for me, baby! But those buttermilk biscuits & home fries sound so good!!! I think I watched "Blue Valentine" about a dozen times, and will probably still catch it when it shows on cable again. I do think you're onto something with why Cindy's character was slutty. There may have been some abuse going on. On the other hand, though, her father was awfully sweet with Frankie, so who knows. But that part where they're in Cindy's room and Dean pulls off his shirt -- I swoon every time I see his rippling abs!!!
LOL at the term "PEGGING". That means something else doesn't it? Not going to google to confirm. Just putting it out there.