John Doe #1 Got The Date Wrong
In that picture above, is John Travolta making an "over-the-shoulder two-handed handjob" pose or a "Hooray for me for getting it DP-style" pose? Or is he grossed out because he just realized he made a vagina with his hands? Process that through your brain and we'll discuss later.
The masseur who opened up the unlocked, glass Pandora's Box of John Travolta's man molesting ways has come up to the podium to shrug while saying, "Ooops!" John Doe #1 first claimed that John Travolta grabbed at his peen without an invitation on January 16, 2012 at the Beverly Hills Hotel. But after John Travolta's team pulled out completely suspect pictures, a receipt from. Mr. Chow and flight records proving that he was in NYC that day, John Doe #1 says he got the date wrong. More like John D'OH! #1.
A source tells Radar that John Doe #1 is now claiming that John Travolta touched him wrong BEFORE January 16th. The source says that John Doe #1's lawyer will amend the lawsuit, but every other detail in the documents will stay the same. John Doe #1 and his lawyer aren't worried that this will screw up their case. The source went on to say:
"The lawsuit will likely be amended, but this doesn't change the facts of the lawsuit. John Doe #1 gave very specific information, and staff from the Beverly Hills Hotel will absolutely be included as witnesses in the case. Let's not forget John Doe accuser #2. It's very interesting that Travolta's team hasn't gone after him.
This case will absolutely proceed through depositions and to a trial. The lawsuit can't and won't be thrown out because the date was wrong by the first John Doe, which will ultimately be up to a jury to decide. Both accusers are ready to go public, and aren't afraid of John Travolta, and they will see this through to the end."
If you're suing John Travolta and a multi-million dollar settlement is on the line, how in the sore on Xenu's taint can you mess up the date? John Doe #1 says John Travolta found his ass online and they e-mailed back and forth, so wouldn't that shit be in his Gmail or whatever? Either John Doe #1 is a confused ho who really mixed up the date, he's scamming a trick or he's already settled with Travolta and part of the deal is for him to slowly discredit himself. Yeah, that last one is the Detective La Toya in me poking out.
In other Trollvolta news, a third dude who has come forward claiming that John tried to pay him for sex in 2009. Fabian Zanzi tells The Daily Mail that he was a VIP host on a Royal Caribbean cruise and John hugged him while naked before offering to pay him $12,000 for some peen-on-prostate action. Fabian turned him down.
Never mind that John was trolling for dick on a Royal Caribbean cruise like a regular, middle-class closeted husband from the suburbs, who turns down $12,000 for a few minutes with John Travolta? I swear, morals and standards are so overrated. John needs to work on his trolling skills, because it sounds like his butt hole is always barking up the wrong peen. Every trick I know will gladly stick his peen in the glory hole in John Travolta's closet door for $12,000. Hell, those whores will do it for $12 and an autographed Danny Zuko glossy.
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"Over-the-shoulder two-handed handjob" is killing me.
ESE - SHADDUP!
I have been lucky enough to not have been solicited by those whack a moles.
This has Scientology written all over it. I guess Johnny Boy tried to quit and this is their revenge. Wonder how much they are paying these guys.
Thank you SANS FARDS. I got the lube, some edible lube and are gonna start with a finger up my arse. See how I feel. It's happening tonight hahaha.
Wish I could contact J Travolta for some PRO advise.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
This all makes him sound so desperate and lonely. I kind of feel bad for him. Here's hoping that he will find the courage to end this charade.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:38pm.
And speaking of anal..... my boyfriend wants to try it. Is the one hole I wanna keep for marriage hahaha. Is that just stupid?
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it's not stupid, but i also can't stand in the way by giving advice to keep a dude from getting some butthole.
OT: i'm not sure if that was.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Dirk Diggler, EXACTLY!
He's been fucking men for ages and NOW some dorks come out and claim they have...what...? Been humiliated sexually in some way? Right.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:38pm.
And speaking of anal..... my boyfriend wants to try it. Is the one hole I wanna keep for marriage hahaha. Is that just stupid?
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I wouldn't say it's "stupid," but if your bf really wants to try it, maybe you might want to give it a go. Once you get used to it, it's alright (though not really my cup of tea). Start out slow, with toys and lotsa lube.
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"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
SANS FARDS on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:37pm.
The plot thickens!!
Actually, IDGAF.
Do so GAF! Otherwise you wouldn't have posted about not giving AF.
See where I'm going with this...?
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I don't really either but it's fun to get all Detective LaToya and having most of the week off has rendered me GAF about silly things I normally wouldn't.
He probably thinks the public will still believe he is straight if said cases go away.
Only you and Kelly P believe in that fake marriage.
For that I won't comment on this again, cause I don't give a fuck if he sticks his peen in a-hole or poon. But I will sure read the comments hehehe.
And speaking of anal..... my boyfriend wants to try it. Is the one hole I wanna keep for marriage hahaha. Is that just stupid?
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
I have a feeling he's been hitting on guys pretty much consistently for the past 25 years. Most have proved to be discreet (by virtue of being professional sex workers or just star struck) but in this day and age, when everybody wants their 5 minutes of fame, a few are bound to go public...
The whole thing is funny for us but not so much for Kelly, who has a new baby at home and everything.
I blame Scientology for this whole closet mess.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/flight-records-show-john-travolta-york...
Pic of Fabian. $1,200 maybe, not $12,000.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
The plot thickens!!
Actually, IDGAF.
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"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
I hate standing up for this idiot (and his hair in this picture looks pretty good, I must say), but, I just can't buy this crap. I think word has gotten out that he's Gay and there are some 'unscrupulous masseuses' (say that ten times fast) who are out for the moula. Time it right and it looks feasible.
Were any of these men actually raped? Hurt in some way?
I'm not thinking this is totally implausible but something seems mighty funk.
"Hell, those whores will do it for $12 and an autographed Danny Zuko glossy."
LOL!!!
ME, they're coming for you!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:28pm.
check your mailbox... they're there too!
*cues "Night of the Living Dead" opening*
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Uh, I don't know. Just for the sake of argument, let's say a peen was in the general vicinity of my rear entrance once a long time ago when I had an adventurous boyfriend. Allegedly, hypothetically.
I'm thinking after that traumatic nearly-complete experience, I might need more than $12K to get me to go through with it again. And drugs, lots of drugs.
Hypothetically.
Fucking hysterical! Thanks for the laugh!
3 guys now, come on John....you are not looking so believable.
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Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...you're so vain...
ESE - I looked it up, there are seven here around me within a 20 mile radius.
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JT was just sloppy. Now the masseurs will either turn his ass down now or know what's up and get PAID!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:19pm.
The CO$ has "churches" EVERYWHERE!
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and false front businesses, and a lotta lawyers, and seemingly a lot of "suicides"... funny how that works out, huh?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Nah, no settlement, or they'd dismiss John Doe #1 from the suit. I have no idea what the truth is, but the wrong date doesn't matter. The case could have gone all the way to trial with the wrong date. But a better lawyer would have alleged "on or about January 16, 2012," or demanded better proof of the date from his client.
Doe will say, when the defense asks him about the wrong date, that the experience was so shocking that it messed with his mind. Travolta's lawyers will say that something so shocking, if true, should have been seared into Doe's mind.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by KK.Urine Inspiration on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:17pm.
that reminded me of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLmcdyVzIg0
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Jack, Twinkie jokes never grow stale. Yaknow why? Those fuckers have a shelf-life of ETERNITY.
The CO$ has "churches" EVERYWHERE!
Yup, they've settled.... the rest is posturing for damage control - but we've read all about it... the COS are some very sneaky fcks! ;)
"Every trick I know will gladly stick his peen in the glory hole in John Travolta's closet door for $12,000." - MK, don't we know it! LOLOL
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Anybody remember the SEX and the CITY episode when Miranda's guy wants her to toss his salad and he keeps shaking his cornholio in her face and finally she just screams-
"I'M NOT DOING THAT!"
THIS, MK, in NOW the image I have of John Fucking TRAVOLTA!!
I really wish brain bleach were a real thing...
"That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."
Submitted by Fat Lady on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:02pm.
Jack, "KOTTER"!
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Thanks for the correction, fatty... *tosses you a twinkie*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
How does a cruise ship worker named Fabian turn down $12,000 for some peen on peen sex?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:08pm.
about a 10-15 min. drive, and you're in the heart of freaky!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:50am.
rule number one: when going up against somebody high in the CO$... get your fuckin' dates correct.
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Wait ESE, aren't their headquarters located in your town, Clearwater FL?
This reminds me of that little DeBarge brother's accusation that Janet Jackson and James DeBarge had a love child. I completely believed him because that rumor has been around forever, Janet had that quickie wedding, looked preggers on "Fame", then dropped out of sight for a bit. Unfortunately, little DeBarge got the year wrong, so it was easy to deny. I still think it's true, though.
If I recall correctly, Travolta would pronounce Mr. Kotter as, "Mista Kott-aaaair".
Jack, "KOTTER"!
That picture!
What would Mr Cotter think...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Imma go with C. They reached a settlement.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:59am.
aahh, children... the ultimate alibi.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
LMAO snowy!!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes: "rule number one: when going up against somebody high in the CO$... get your fuckin' dates correct."
They didn't triple check this a million times? *shakes head slowly*
Which makes me wonder what would happen to me if I were a suspect in a murder investigation like they show on Law & Order. "Hekki, where were you two Tuesdays ago?" Fuck if I can remember that far back. Although the answer would always be "With my kids" because I am an indentured servant.
I am excited and I don't know why.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
ROYALE WITH CHEESE!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:54am.
*smooch*
now copy that down for any legal action you'd like to take on me!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
John D'oh! is more like it.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I'd do just about anything for $12K right about now.
HORSE. SHIT. Hell, I'd fuck him for 12k. I've been on a cruise and those fuckers will do anything for a buck. Za-zoo is a liarface.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
He should have said "on or about such and such a date"...