John Doe #1 Got The Date Wrong

May 11, 2012 / Posted by:

In that picture above, is John Travolta making an “over-the-shoulder two-handed handjob” pose or a “Hooray for me for getting it DP-style” pose? Or is he grossed out because he just realized he made a vagina with his hands? Process that through your brain and we’ll discuss later.

The masseur who opened up the unlocked, glass Pandora’s Box of John Travolta’s man molesting ways has come up to the podium to shrug while saying, “Ooops!” John Doe #1 first claimed that John Travolta grabbed at his peen without an invitation on January 16, 2012 at the Beverly Hills Hotel. But after John Travolta’s team pulled out completely suspect pictures, a receipt from. Mr. Chow and flight records proving that he was in NYC that day, John Doe #1 says he got the date wrong. More like John D’OH! #1.

A source tells Radar that John Doe #1 is now claiming that John Travolta touched him wrong BEFORE January 16th.  The source says that John Doe #1’s lawyer will amend the lawsuit, but every other detail in the documents will stay the same. John Doe #1 and his lawyer aren’t worried that this will screw up their case. The source went on to say:

“The lawsuit will likely be amended, but this doesn’t change the facts of the lawsuit. John Doe #1 gave very specific information, and staff from the Beverly Hills Hotel will absolutely be included as witnesses in the case. Let’s not forget John Doe accuser #2. It’s very interesting that Travolta’s team hasn’t gone after him. 

This case will absolutely proceed through depositions and to a trial. The lawsuit can’t and won’t be thrown out because the date was wrong by the first John Doe, which will ultimately be up to a jury to decide. Both accusers are ready to go public, and aren’t afraid of John Travolta, and they will see this through to the end.”

If you’re suing John Travolta and a multi-million dollar settlement is on the line, how in the sore on Xenu’s taint can you mess up the date? John Doe #1 says John Travolta found his ass online and they e-mailed back and forth, so wouldn’t that shit be in his Gmail or whatever? Either John Doe #1 is a confused ho who really mixed up the date, he’s scamming a trick or he’s already settled with Travolta and part of the deal is for him to slowly discredit himself. Yeah, that last one is the Detective La Toya in me poking out.

In other Trollvolta news, a third dude who has come forward claiming that John tried to pay him for sex  in 2009. Fabian Zanzi tells The Daily Mail that he was a VIP host on a Royal Caribbean cruise and John hugged him while naked before offering to pay him $12,000 for some peen-on-prostate action. Fabian turned him down.

Never mind that John was trolling for dick on a Royal Caribbean cruise like a regular, middle-class closeted husband from the suburbs, who turns down $12,000 for a few minutes with John Travolta? I swear, morals and standards are so overrated. John needs to work on his trolling skills, because it sounds like his butt hole is always barking up the wrong peen. Every trick I know will gladly stick his peen in the glory hole in John Travolta’s closet door for $12,000. Hell, those whores will do it for $12 and an autographed Danny Zuko glossy.

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