In Case You Missed It, JLo And Her Paid Piece On American Idol Last Night
On last night's American Idol, JLo moved the hell out of her lips while twerking her shit with a chorus of John Travolta's wet dreams. JLo wouldn't be JLo if she didn't shove her piece into our eyes, and so Casper Smart got a starring spot. Casper twirled out, grabbed on JLo's ottoman pouf ass and the two practically swallowed each other's breaths. It looked like an interpretive dance of a seal eating a duck (you decide which is which). I think I speak for the Dragon Tales Twins when I say: "GROSS, MOM! STOP!"
I sort of like that JLo is humping on one of her dancers, because it probably creates serious backstage drama. Showgirls isn't just a movie. It's LIFE! I bet Casper gets his own dressing room, a later call time and doesn't have to eat brown rice and vegetables with the other dancers. Bitch gets it special. I wonder which one of the dancers grabbed Casper backstage and shouted at his ass, "You fuck her for the spot? Or you fuck her cause you wanted to?"
via The Daily Mail
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Her outfit reminds me of the late 70s when we wore leotards and tights to exercise. I didn't really care for it much even then.
She's revolting.
I have no idea why this bitch is judging singing when she has never sang live in her life.
I don't understand who is buying the shit she puts out.
I couldn't help but remember last year when she danced all over Marc Antony, and he rolled his eyes at her!
She is a laughing stock in front of Steven Tyler and Gaycrest. They are probably laying bets on when she will marry this dude.
Steven Tyler has had a 30 plus year career and he decides his next step is doing intros on a crap show for jlo and pretending to care!?!
Come on.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
I wonder what it's like for the contestants who have to sing for a judge who wouldn't have made it to the first round.
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Cockadouche!
Ugh. Not her again. I have been thinking that her 15 were up for the last ten years. What's wrong with everyone else?
Uh..... you can't dance... or sing
and you're fucking a duck
let's not promote it shall we?
JLo blah blah blah, bf blah blah blah...
Loathe her and really now, when you're ugly inside, the outside beauty becomes irrelevant.
By the way, WHERE are children?
Uber-untalented wench.
I'm sorry, but she's gorgeous.And what the hell is up with Steven Tyler? I couldn't leave my house if I looked as freakish as he does.
you can hate JLO for being an untalented dick sucking to the top alien technology aided singer, but you really cant hate on JLO when it comes to the sex life.
she is the latina (barely) Jennifer Aniston, except she has a ponchance for younger men with great bodies. william levy and now casper.
bitch knows she got money, she got power and these younger dudes dont have money, so they need a sugar mummy, and in all fairness, she does have a good body for a 47 year old or however old she is, and it wouldn't be so bad for some 20 year old to be fucking on that pussy and get $20,000 a month allowance, when all he gots to do is make her orgasm, nail her, nut and the $20,000 credit card is secured for another month.
argh! i'm a 27 year old engineer (i'm book smart is what i'm trying to say) and i just want to be j.lo so bad!!! like so bad!! like i can't wait to be 28-so-i'm-closer-to-42-like-j.lo bad. i'm going to saks and finding me some skinny hoops TOMORROW you know jenny don't shop at forever21.
The leotard look is so fucking played out - can't they find another style already?
And please tell me who, in this damn depression, is going to pay good money for this shit? Tired of this crap
MK!! LOL. I'm rolling on the floor laughing so hard!
WTF?! Why is AI allowing this old bitch to perform at all. She must of had it put in her contract that she would be allowed to promote her old played out music cuz no one else gives a shit. Time for her to take a seat next to Madonna while their rent boys have a play date.
I can't decide who's more pathetic, JLo or Madonna.
I was entranced by Tyler in that intro. It's like his face can't stop moving. As for Jlo..well CAsper is just embarassing. The other dude in the silver is totally out dancing him.
1) Isn't this supposed to be a family show? What's up with allowing JLo to sing this very obviously-about-sex song? 2) The kid playing with her hair was so planned. She just wanted to make sure you KNEW she put her current beaux in the act. Great JLo, what's new? If you didn't put the person you're currently banging into your work then you wouldn't be JLo.
Submitted by MommytoaLittleMan on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:58pm.
I'm sorry but there is something about that kid. He is sexy as hell to me. The way he dances...makes me think he would be way sexy in bed. I know...I know...*hangs head in shame!!
*hangs head in shame next to Mom*
Good for her if all he is is a premenopausal/post divorce fling. She'd be a fuckin' idiot to marry him.. Chris Judd any one?????
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America.. fuck yeah!
A bit of the melody is familiar to me. Did she sample some old song? She's a good dancer but can't sing for shit!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Michael K. I love you. That last paragraph was everything.
Horrifying! She didn’t sing one word. Her angry looking jerky dance moves are not sexy or stylish. She looks like an old bag cougaring it up with her young stud at a Holiday Inn bar. Just as I predicted, lots of silly desperate attempts to be sexy so you don’t realize she cannot sing at all. That catsuit she had on was all spanx and shape wear. What no talent trash! Ick all around.
What a stupid song.
Ok sorry I just watched the whole video. And no JLo he's NOT so cute. We have eyes.
I think jlo and Steven Tyler probably really needed the money that's why they are ok embarrassing themselves.
Steven Tyler may be paying out some alimony for a couple of exes, but he isn't hurting for cash. And I for one, am glad he's one of the judges.
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
See, this is why she's with that little ugly midget...so she can get maximum attention. J Lo can do her little performances and get a few people to turn in and watch her and her beau dance together. She can't get that added bonus with just any guy.
JLo looked pretty but barf with the Caspar solo! Is he even a good dancer? Oh, nevermind don't really care... Of course bitch has it good, he better watch his step at the top of the stairs...
""GROSS, MOM! STOP!" Bwahahahaahahhahaha YES MOM STOP Disgust! ;p
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""Amazing show J-LO"" you are a true artist!!!! Awesome show, the entire presentation was awesome, for all you haters that don't like to see a LATINO artist shine, keep your low class comments to yourself, and wake up @ smell the coffee, Hollywood is becoming "LATINOWOOD" Its usually woman that talk bs about another successful woman, " You Rock J-LO, Your the best!!!!!!!!!!! Namaste bella!!!!!!
Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 5:17pm.
@IrishFury and Gigaboob - here you Eurovision fans ;) ahahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBuN8l23HI
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Holy Mother of God!!!!!
She sucks. That song sucks. And I couldn't tell which one was Casper and I don't think I care. JHo. Meh.
==Submitted by kttoys on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 5:27pm.
Worst song ever. "I want to dance, and love, then dance again."?????
I would love this song if the lyrics were "I want to drink, then eat bacon, then drink again."
Or...
"I want to sleep, then shit, then sleep again."
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Bwaaaaaa spit up my colada (on vacation in Puerto Rico)
My version:
I want to eat, then burp, then eat again.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
J Ho and Steven Tyler have ruined this show, which was teetering on the brink of cesspool to begin with.
I used to love Steven Tyler. I now despise him because of A.I.
The only adjective either one of these pathetic tricks ever use is, "beautiful." WTF
Simon Cowell is a freak, but at least he has words!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
This was a good performance imo. Reminds me of her 2000 days. I bet her and casper have dance rehearsals and afterwards he bends her over that wooden beam in dance studios and fucks the shit out of her. Then she throws him the keys to her maybach.
Glad I don't watch this show anymore. I really don't want to hear any of JHo's songs.
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Worst song ever. "I want to dance, and love, then dance again."?????
I would love this song if the lyrics were "I want to drink, then eat bacon, then drink again."
Or...
"I want to sleep, then shit, then sleep again."
Did she ask her boy toy to help her write that song?
Jlo: "hunny, what do you want to do?"
Casper: "I want to DANCE! Then love! Then dance AGAIN!!! Give me the spotlight cougar mommy!"
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 3:57pm.
Fucking hell, don't they make the contestants trim their songs down to a minute and a half? And a judge gets 4 minutes to promote her shit to the guaranteed gazillion mindless twits who are tuned in? Why the hell does J-Ho need to perform, is this the fucking AI Judge Variety Hour? I know the Voice does this shit, too, but it gets on my nerves. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, is this a singing contest for unknowns or not?
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Fuckin WORD.
This is exactly what ran thru my mind as I watched this poncy, fakakta show last night (because one of my best friends was over, & she's got a serious addiction to this TV show, so of course I put it on so she could see. I'm a shameless enabler.)
I gave American Idol the from-now-on-forever-fuck-you, man, bird the year (2003, I think?) that I faithfully watched a bunch of idiots vote off my favourite, Nikki McKibbon. Somehow that disgusted me so much that I never got into the whole audience-vote sing/dance/minstrel-show bullshit ever again.
Submitted by letinstar :
I think Casper quacks when he shoots his load....
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OMG what a visual; I had to stifle a laugh :D
well, that was horrible.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
@IrishFury and Gigaboob - here you Eurovision fans ;) ahahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBuN8l23HI
I'm so glad that I never watch this show. Damn StevenTyler!Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????
JLo continues to be painful to listen to - that won't ever change. I've never been a fan of Idol - could never understand why they chose non-singers to judge singers (yes, Paula - I'm looking at you too).
That said - I won't hate on Casper. Get that money! If I could find me a male version of JLo - who wanted to throw money my way and all I had to do was wear him out and look good in the process - I'd. SO. Be. On. It!!! JLo is happy and so is Casper. And he's also getting free publicity which will probably last longer than their relationship.
Like they used to say - don't hate the playar - hate the game.
Team Casper!!
Seriously..... How is she the judge of talent??? Fucking ridiculous
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 4:36pm.
Is it really so hard for her to find a good-looking man? She hasn't dated a hot guy since Cris Judd.
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So true. Not only was Judd cute, he also seemed really sweet...
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
pendeja always wanting young salchichon. perra sucia!
Coma Caca!
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LOL on 'Eurovision'!
Hate me but she is so pretty, has a great, "real" figure and is a good dancer. ________________________________
Dark-sided!
For some odd reason watching this reminded me of Michael Jackson's Pepsi commercial. Just the way she moved.....
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Is it really so hard for her to find a good-looking man? She hasn't dated a hot guy since Cris Judd.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
He is hideous. He looks like an ugly version of Gizmo from Gremlins.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Steven Tyler looks gacked out of his mind.