In Case You Missed It, JLo And Her Paid Piece On American Idol Last Night

May 11, 2012 / Posted by:

On last night’s American Idol, JLo moved the hell out of her lips while twerking her shit with a chorus of John Travolta’s wet dreams. JLo wouldn’t be JLo if she didn’t shove her piece into our eyes, and so Casper Smart got a starring spot. Casper twirled out, grabbed on JLo’s ottoman pouf ass and the two practically swallowed each other’s breaths. It looked like an interpretive dance of a seal eating a duck (you decide which is which). I think I speak for the Dragon Tales Twins when I say: “GROSS, MOM! STOP!”

I sort of like that JLo is humping on one of her dancers, because it probably creates serious backstage drama. Showgirls isn’t just a movie. It’s LIFE! I bet Casper gets his own dressing room, a later call time and doesn’t have to eat brown rice and vegetables with the other dancers. Bitch gets it special. I wonder which one of the dancers grabbed Casper backstage and shouted at his ass, “You fuck her for the spot? Or you fuck her cause you wanted to?”

via The Daily Mail

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