Monday, May 14th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 11th!
What you see when you black light the bathroom after a Kardashian has been in there. - lovelylaney
Runners-up:
The Incontinent - Hulk
This is why you shouldn't flush Sea Monkeys once you're bored with them. - Jintess
Mrs. Ronson: "Samantha, come eat your greens!" The start of it all. - OurMissC
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Woohoo! Finally a constructive use of my terrible puns!
Thanks, MK!
lovelylaney...CSI Miami.
Hulk...great word play.
Jintess...just great seeing your name up there. Much love!
OurMissC...genius as always.
Congrats to all!
Congrats winners!
Congrats to the winners!
Congrats everybody! Thanks MK!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
MK!!!! Submitted by tipsyhausfrau on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 5:07pm.
The Incontinent Hulk
Congrats lovelylaney, tipsy, Jintess and Our Miss C!!! Hahaha and eeeeew!!
Hahaha congrats winners!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Grats all!!
Bought my bf Sea Monkeys as a pet last week, so had it on the brain.
Does that top one have boobs or moobs? Still wondering about that
Congrats lovelylaney and to OurMissC, Jinty and Hulk.
Funny stuff!
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Dark-sided!
Hooray Hookers!!!
*gives the Fab Miss C a celibratory "swirly"*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
It really isn't easy being green.
Just add a snowstorm and this could be the inside of Lindsay Lohan's nose.
Breaking news: An infestation of green whorenets has been reported in public toilets throughout LA County.
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After getting high and clearing out the salad bar at Golden Corral, Ke$ha rushed to the bathroom to take a huge shit which, in turn, took its own huge shit.
The conception of Slimmer
The conception of Slimmer
Meet the toilet seat bacteria in New Jersey's MetLife Stadium men's room (and I bet you thought you got that blumpkin from a hard-core Jets groupie last season).
Mummenschitz
It had only been five minutes since the last breath mint, but already Kate Bosworth's taste buds were ready for more.
Tim Burton's Dark Shadows movie-tie in for Clorex toilet bowl cleaner.
Nothing about this makes any sense except the tits. Kinda like LiLo's career.
Only a Kardashian can make filth look like art for our entertainment.
@Ogr8nwyz1 on Twitter
For fear of being devoured at the "Welcome Maxwell Celebration of Life", Jessica's placenta teamed up with her other unidentified discharge, and made a break for it.
Snooki and JWow, have an unfortunate experience at the Tanning Salon on this week's Punkd, with Guest Host Tan Mom!
That'll teach you not to talk ish!! Revenge is Sweeeeeet!
Poop du Soleil
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"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's green, grab your peen- and get the hell outta there!!
This is what you get when you go use the bathroom during a Circe du soleil show
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
People of walmart: the bathroom edition
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Shit Hollywood Comes Up With: 2 girls 1 cup meets Avatar.
Meanwhile at the lesbian section of the Scientology Celebrity Center Spa ...
Shit Hollywood Screenwriters come up with: Avatar Meets 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Oh, I don't know. Something about pussy, cock, crabs, puss, wronged spouses....
Avafart...then the turd follows.
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
NO! Leprachauns, protect a Pot o gold at the end of the rainbow not a pot o shit. Bajaysus.
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Fuck James Cameron and fuck his shitty Avatar sequel.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities."
Howard Stern really has taken Americas Got Talent to the shitter.
The Dulles airport police will stop at nothing to keep a Republican senator from entering the bathroom stalls.
Leaving a scent in the stall is so 2000's, designer crotch crickets are Parasite Hilton's new calling card.
from the same company that brought you the flop Spiderman musical "turn off the dark" now bring you the Poison Ivy play "turn off the light.....PLEASE!"
Ke$ha's boogers are better potty-trained than she is.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Avatar 2: The Story of Khloe Kardashian
A real life picture of Nicky Minaj & Ke$hit in their recording studio making "music".
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"Craps!" longest running show in the Target ladies room.