Yes, Bruce Willis' Baby Has More Hair Than He Does
We already knew that, but now it's confirmed with picture proof! Since Twitter is the new cover of People Magazine and "I'm so rich I don't need to whore out my baby's first picture to a magazine for a check" is the new "I'm whoring out my baby's first picture to a magazine for a check," Bruce Willis' girl wife Emma Heming posted the first picture of their adorable daughter Mabel on Twitter this morning. Emma added this little note with the picture:
"A beautiful day in Budapest with the loves of my life. Daddy and Mabel cracking each other up"
I know you bitches didn't read that note and I know you bitches aren't reading this either, because I know you bitches are too busy squinting at that picture to see if Baby Mabel inherited the signature Willis girls bold chin. Nope, she didn't. It's Mabel's loss, though. When Mabel's in the mood for fresh guacamole and can't find a pestle, she won't be able to mash that avocado with her chin.
And here's Mabel's half-sister Rumer giving us Ore-Ida hash browns realness at a Nylon party in L.A. last night.
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Rumer is weird. Give a kid a weird name and she'll work to make her personality fit it. Don't name your kid Lacey unless you want her to become a stripper working in Alaska.
What a sweet picture.
Bruce shouldn't procreate, his kids grow up to be fucking ugly and the poor kids gotta deal with their ugliness, like Rumer... having all that money but can't do anything.
oh i'm a terrible person but at first i was like "bruce willis finally had a boy?!?!?"
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MissDior, I believe you! Maybe her chin grows at a faster rate than the rest of her body... HAHAHHAA she can't help that it's hyperdeveloped!! olollooololl
#meangirlInc.
But congrats to the new parents, well Bruce is not so new but... condragulations dahlings! ;p
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Lol, she should trade features with anne hathaway. Anne's features are too big for her face, Rumer's are too small. She actually has a really nice nose... I'd kill for a tiny nose like that. Then again my face isn't nearly as huge as hers.
My ovaries just exploded.
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Cute baby! Lmao MK...I WAS looking to see if Mabel inherited the fug. Don't see any yet.
Nunya....I have found a loaded, crusty sock or two in my day. There is nothing worse than enthusiastically going to pick up laundry, and instead of regular dirty clothes, you grab a cum ball. Makes me want to hurl. Why can't guys use something disposable???
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anyway Mabel is a pretty baby. maybe his genes are more compatible with his new wife than with Demi since those three wicked stepsisters are fug for no reason at all.
Too bad Rumer didn't get Demi's jaw and features. Demi has beautiful eyes. Bruce's jaw/head shape does not look good on the girls. She looks pretty good in that 4th picture.
y'know, considering how fug she is to begin with, shouldn't she always be photographed either in haute couture or in a bikini? you can't have a fug face and fug clothes...that's the rule. just like with makeup, you can't accentuate the eyes AND lips, it's one or the other.
I'm not trying to be mean but could what's going on with that jaw be considered medically to be some kind of defect? I mean, it's above and beyooooond noticeable. I feel bad for the girl. Having those parents, being in Hollywood? She must have a will of steel.
This is not good usage of Instagram.
It's not really her jaw. It's her teeny tiny miss shaped nose and chicken lips. A face that wide needs something to fill it up. Big face tiny nose eyes and mouth. She needs a new nose. The one she's got doesn't look human
Poor Rumer she really is hideous. The middle child is even worse looking. Bruce needs to keep it in his pants and stop after this.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 2:13pm.
Both Bruce and Demi have large jawlines, snd Demi has small eyes too, so it's not surprising that all their kids came out with the lumberjack jaws.
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Think Stan Smith is one of their spawn ?
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I guess he'll keep having girls till he gets it right.
sweet pic.
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Bruce needs to keep his fug genes to himself, on the sheets or in a sock like nature intended.
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Props to Bruce at 57 to be willing to chase around and feed a rug rat. I couldn't do it, but then he has a young wife and an army of help. Hope the leetle feller isn't scarred by waking up to her aunts and their mom all the times.
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Hail to the world! Another ATM baby is born.
girlfromipanema -- first of all, I love your name; that's the name of one of my favorite bossa nova songs. Wow, that story leaves a funny taste in my mouth. Not you telling it, but Bruce. I know he was trying to calm the kid down, but at the horrible expense of someone else, and then throw a few bucks at the guy? So not cool. Typical of people with money. Kind of confirms all the stories I've heard of him being a gigantic asshole.
ubmitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:09pm.
she must have come to terms with the fact people wanted to wrap her head in tinfoil and put her in a BBQ.
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Anonymousss - she wasn't that bad looking as a child, it's like her face continued to grow and her features stunted at 6 years old.
Sad.
I thought the "chin" gene showed up when the Willis girls were older. I agree that their looks are from Demi, so hopefully this kid will be more normal looking!
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LOL! I meant that literally! I mean, mechanically how does her face work? It looks like her jaw wouldn't be functional. I just spent 15 minutes looking in the mirror in the bathroom thrusting my jaw about like hers, then trying to pretend chew or talk. It's really hard!
MissDior, it's almost like there's a war going on between the Demi and Bruce's genes on her face! LOL Sometimes she's ok, sometimes not! But with so many botched surgeries and lip plumping out there, there is way worse imo! Just block it out... ;p
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Whenever I see a cute baby, I wonder if they'll end up as a fugly adult or if they'll luck out and stay cute. I was a hideous baby but turned out to be an average looking adult. I have a friend who has some rather unfortunate features but she was a gorgeous baby.
Genetics are a strange thing.
Awww, how cute. I've always had a thing for Bruce. And his wife doesn't have the large jaw line that Demi has either, so maybe there's hope. Both Bruce and Demi have large jawlines, snd Demi has small eyes too, so it's not surprising that all their kids came out with the lumberjack jaws.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:22pm.
I've heard he's a big jerk but this pic gives me the case of awwwwwws.
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He is a big jerk (my dad lives in the same small town in Idaho) but he is a good dad too, from all the accounts I've heard of him.
Example: he was at an ice cream shop and one of his girls was upset. He smashed his ice cream cone on some guy's head to make her laugh/feel better. Making your kid feel better = good (though he went about it the wrong way). Smashing ice cream on an innocent patron = jackass. He did throw him some napkins and a $20 though...
Rumer Willis, how does your face work? She's an anatomical mystery for the ages.
I was so checking for the bruce willis fugliness in the baby... i'm ashamed
Cute baby!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha @ these comments! still loling at the image of Tater with chin bangs.
RE: Rumer's ugliness
Rumer was on a couple episodes of 90210 -- the new one that's on now. She doesn't look THAT bad when in motion.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:53pm.
lololllol...i know, right? The chin disappeared!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
chewinsmoke -- oh, isn't that special? Wow, I wonder how much money Bruce & Demi paid People magazine to put butt ugly Rumer in that most beautiful issue? Love that picture and how her entire arm is hiding her entire fucking chin!!!!
Here's Rumer as a small kid:
http://candybarbie.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/rumer_willis12.jpg
So far so good. Hopefully Mabel won't turn out deformed like his other daughters.
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Rumer thinks she's hot because a couple of years ago, for some fucked up reason, People Magazine put her in their annual Most Beautiful edition.
http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20267544_20196426_204477...
I recall all the snark involved (myself included), but that is why she thinks she's spehshul.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
That's a really cute baby! Oh I miss my kids being babies! Smelling so good, all that softness. Totally adorable (and exhausting but you forget all that!)
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I think Rumer needs a really good hairstyle. It might help. I think she looks better with shorter hair. What she's got now looks like a bad wig.
Also, if she had a great personality, she might not be so ugly "live".
There. I've used up all my niceness on Rumer.
Whamo -- now you've got me getting all hungry for a BBQ'd baked potato!!!
I was looking for that chin. I think it's too small to really give it the green light.
I wonder what Rummer and the other Willis girls looked like when they were children (and yes I'm too lazy to look up stills from that Scarlet Letter movie).
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:33pm.
Rumer looks like Pops from Regular Show
http://www.google.com/m?hl=en&gl=us&client=ms-android-metropcs-us&source...
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bahbhaha. If I was willis I would DEMAND a paternity test after seeing this. I love the regular show by the way.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:57pm.
I've always felt sorry for Rumer...
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Ya it's tough enough being a teen and all the shit that comes with it never mind being called tater head by EVERYONE. She must have had some bad days for sure but she also chose to be in the spotlight when she got older so she must have come to terms with the fact people wanted to wrap her head in tinfoil and put her in a BBQ.
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Fuck!!!!!!!! My computer monitor is ruined because I spit out my pop after reading this!!!!
lololooollll
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:02pm.
Agreed snowball.
Does anyone else find themselves covering Tater's chin or whole head to improve her photos while viewing them
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OMG LMFA I HAVE done that before, I've shaped her chin with my fingers to see what she would look like!!
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Just the chin? I'd paper bag the head! *not really* The rest is fine. ;)
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Rumer looks like Pops from Regular Show
http://www.google.com/m?hl=en&gl=us&client=ms-android-metropcs-us&source...
Submitted by guest on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 1:31pm.
It would take a industrial strength circular sander to minimize Rumer's chin & jaw.
Or industrial strength beer goggles to wish it away.