Wednesday, May 9th 2012

Linda Evangelista Isn't Getting $46,000 A Month In Child Support

Because of the Met Ball avalanche that hit me yesterday (I'm still plucking Beyonce's feathers out of my mouth and putting ice over my eyeball from getting poked by Anja Rubik's hip shank), I didn't have time to get to the Linda Evangelista child support case. But to quote Francois-Henri Pinault every time one of his girlfriends tells him that she's gotten her period after a pregnancy scare: better late than never, bitch!

For days, Linda and fashion mogul Franny were fighting it out over the $46,000 she wanted a month to take care of her 5-year-old son Augie. Even though the custom-made panda fur toilet paper Franny wipes his ass with costs more than $46,000 a roll, he didn't want to pay that and told the court that Linda was going to use most of the money on herself.

Finally, after spending the weekend fighting it out, Linda and Franny came to an agreement on Monday. Linda, who gave us serious businesswoman with MONAY glamour, sashayed into a Manhattan court yesterday to sign the agreement after the judge approved it. The agreement has been stuffed into a condom and sealed forever, so the details aren't known. But a source tells the NYDN that the settlement is “nowhere near $46,000 a month.

But is it over the $19,000 a month (the current New York State record) Diddy pays, because us appreciators of gold diggers need to know whether or not we should raise our shovels in victory? Franny is a dead-hearted piece of trash if he's giving Linda less than $19,000 a month in child support. How is she going to live on pennies?! I guess we'll know if we see Augie shuffling around the street and instead of an armed bodyguard at his side, he's got a whistle around his neck and some pepper spray in his hand. And instead of a 24-hour nanny holding his hand, he's holding a walkie talkie his mom gave him. That better not happen, because just like Joan Collins, it's not right for Linda Evangelista to play poor in real life, fake life or ANY life.

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Wood Dragon's picture

He should teach Bullshit 101 at the Manwhore Academy. Whatever BS he slung to placate and keep Salma from beating him to death with a brick over this crap must be the stuff of legend.

loopygorilla's picture

sorry but if i had to fuck that ugly ass toad francois and let him nut in me, id want $46k a month as well.

i mean hello..linda swallowed and did all those things.

he knew what he was getting into, he knows he has the power, he knows he has billions, and he knows he can fuck any woman at a snap of a finger because of money, so fucking pay the fuck up.

She looks like she is a lawyer in that suit. She and the kid will be financially comfortable. She just isn't going to be living like the super gold digging ho Salma Hayek.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 7:46pm.

Submitted by Janice Second on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:33pm.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:45pm.

There's something really dick about not wanting to have a baby with one woman, only to marry and have a child with another a year later.

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They only went on seven dates...

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Ah, didn't read up on that part for some reason. Makes more sense now.

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Submitted by Janice Second on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:33pm.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:45pm.

There's something really dick about not wanting to have a baby with one woman, only to marry and have a child with another a year later.

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They only went on seven dates...
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Lol, that's longer than most of my old relationships. Seriously.

mslewis's picture

I do think that Linda is not going to get $46K/month but I have a feeling the agreement will have Franny paying directly for the round-the-clock protection and nannies. That way he will be sure that Linda isn't spending the money on herself. Also, he has probably settled a trust fund and maybe a house/apartment on the boy that Linda can't touch. That's how the rich folk to things. Franny was a fool to let this go to court. A man as rich as he is needs to keep his business off the streets. He didn't and now he's a laughing stock and that little boy will know his father didn't want anything to do with him.

Well it looks like Francois will be spending the next several years paying for his failure to use protection. No woman should ever be pressured into having an abortion. If you think the woman you're sleeping with is going to take you for all the money you've got, then wear a condom.

Linda is gorgeous and will be able to continue working as a model. She's not one of those phony celebrities who goes on and on about how superficial modeling/acting is while reaping it's financial rewards.

Scott in NYC's picture

Naughtychimp, you are a moron and know nothing about Linda Evangelista or modeling. She is one of the most beautiful (if not THE most beautiful) and successful models ever. So what if she chose not to pander to middle-America by working for CoverGirl, Clairol, etc. - she has said that modeling was her passion and only goal. It's probably difficult for the average woman to relate to someone as beautiful as Linda, so maybe she wasn't the best choice for a spokesmodel. They just don't get anymore successful and the fact that she's still working in her late-40s proves that.

I'm glad Linda settled and I hope she reached a fair settlement.

BlueOrchid's picture

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:24pm.

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:21pm.

I disagree with what Linda did though. By all means keep the baby if you want it, but expect to fully support it yourself if the father didn't want a baby and you decided to keep it despite knowing that.
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Yes, but it's not really a "choice" to be "decided" for many woman. What if she genuinely believes that abortion is wrong?
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Then, it looks like she spends the next two decades paying for her mistake.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:46pm.

NDN,

I am now obligated to light up for you.

Good luck job hunting. I am doing the same. Pity I have such weak arms because I would have no problem pole dancing for money.
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I'm off to do a final exam. I'll stop at the bank after.

Do these rich billionaire guys think they could get someone who looks like Linda if they were just regular guys with regular bank accounts? Hell no! I'd say it's more than a fair trade off: youth, beauty and the potential for good-looking children in exchange for money. Francois has been exposed for being a deadbeat cheapskate dad.

Wear a condom next time if you don't want children.

Janice Second's picture

Keep in mind, Linda was pregnant before and she gave birth to a stillborn baby :(

Do you think maybe she got pregnant on purpose? Or wanted to keep the baby regardless of whether the father was going to be around?

After she and Pinault broke up she dated another billionaire (the dude from Hard Rock Cafe), while pregnant and the relationship lasted for a few years. Only now that they have broken up is she taking her baby's daddy to court for money.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:59pm.
"While most of the super-models branched out and made millions by various business ventures and projects, Linda stuck just with modelling and never became super-rich like a Christie Turlington or Cindy Crawford. No doubt she feels like she missed out on the lifestyle she "deserves" - hence, this court case."
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Anna Wintour said that the reason she was so successful was becasue she only wanted to be a model. Linda herself said that she was a very private person and timid in real life, so there's reason for her not pursuing other things. I do think, though, that bitch is a gold digga. Her choice in men, Gerald Marie on...gross and rich. Although I think she planned to get pregnant by Franny it doesn't take away his responsibilities as a parent. She took care of her son by herself for three years.

Good for Linda for taking that billionaire deadbeat dad to court. By his own admission, he stated that he was not going to provide child support without being requested to do so. It's pretty simple, next time use a condom; they're over 99% effective. He even asked her to have an abortion. Abortions should not be used as birth control.

How many deadbeat dad's/mon's later on try to become involved in their child's life once someone else has raised them? This is especially the case if that child turns out to be very successful.

Bjork You's picture

NDN,

I am now obligated to light up for you.

Good luck job hunting. I am doing the same. Pity I have such weak arms because I would have no problem pole dancing for money. Oh, who am I kidding, I am too lazy.

DON'T CAVE, DON'T SMOKE, YOU CAN DO IT. And it's not permanent, so hang in there.

(And yes, it was Evangelista who made that infamous comment. But you know what, I feel the same way, except in my world, sadly, there are less zeros. But I get the sentiment.)

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 3:27pm.

Irish,

I attended UGDS, University of Golddigging Sluts. You should see THAT honorary degree.

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Bjork You's picture

Irish,

I attended UGDS, University of Golddigging Sluts. You should see THAT honorary degree.

(IF, you iz a smart pants.)

For you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:18pm.
ITA with Cindy Crawford.
I think of $10,000 a day when I hear Linda's name.

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I'm pretty sure Linda said(during her modeling days) that she didn't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Bjorkie ! I was so hoping you would do some more Golden Girls porn fiction in that Bea Arthur post the other day.
I'm going on 6 weeks without the good shit cuz I'm job hunting, since I'm not going to summer term. The first 4 weeks were torture. But, since I have a goal it ain't that bad. I just have been a hermit, cuz if I go around my friends I might get tempted.

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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks :

I've always thought she was so incredibly gorgeous and the most striking of that "super model era."
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Agreed. I also liked Paulina Porizkova (sp?) even though she was not on that supermodel team.

I disagree with what Linda did though. By all means keep the baby if you want it, but expect to fully support it yourself if the father didn't want a baby and you decided to keep it despite knowing that. Don't put your hand out later expecting payday. I'm a chick but have never boarded the gold digger train. Too moral I suppose.

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sinjin, I though you were a dude too!

and no, if a man doesn't wrap it, he pays. It has nothing to do with the woman, it's in the Best Interests of the Child and it doesn't matter a damn who wants it or not. You fuck around unprotected and have a baby? Pay out. The baby doesn't know you don't want it and he/she still has to be fed and sheltered.

That would leave the door open for any guy to say "uh, I didn't want it!" which leaves every child with NO protection. No way - you play, you pay. It's a law and it's a good one.
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Naughychimp's picture

Linda, back when she was a small-town, blue collar Guido teen! http://www.google.ca/imgres?start=300&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=X&r...

IrishFury's picture

Hi Bjork!

Tyra is pretty, like many women and she had a good body, like any tall, toned woman at a gym. She was NOT model material at all, IMO.

And I agree that she is successful - no snark from me on that one!

But seriously - an "honorary degree" from Harvard! Girl, please ! THAT was all politics and correctness!

I have an honorary degree from Oxford AND Princeton. I did my own little ceremony and everything! My certificates are so cute!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 12:29pm.

Oh yes, Claudia S in her Guess jeans days - total gorgeous. So was Cindy, Naomi, Elaine, and every single supermodel in the George Michael videos.

Except Tyra. Sorry, hon, you were never in their league, as much as you try to pretend you were.

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Well, she wasn't "Vogue" but they only allow one model of colour per decade. And while Tyra is a pain, she has far surpassed any of her "superiors." She doesn't need to slurp on dick and have some rich guy's baby to have bank (Banks, get it?). Her show, ANTM, is in syndication here, and there are successful spin offs worldwide. Her talk show was popular and was syndicated, too. She has an honorary degree from Harvard Business School. So Naomi, who fucks on any Russian with a two sables and really was bitchy to Tyra back in the daay, and Linda, and the others, who can suck it.

And hello Irish Fury, you hussy.

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He can comfortably provide well for all 4 of his kids. If Valentina is living on less than $46,000 then no problem! Vale's shoe budget is probably 100,000 a week. He had better lawyers that's all. He have just asked for the bills and then decided whether to pay... Sounds like Deadbeat Parent: the Billionaire edition.

Love Linda but that has nothing to do with it! ;p

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Naughychimp's picture

I saw Paulina in a documentary called About Face that'll soon be coming to HBO. She clearly hasn't had much/any plastic surgery or injections lately; she looked incredible but her face moved and had plenty of wrinkles. She was funny & self-deprecating, too.

Linda's always been a gold-digger. She was a damn fine model but only was given the opportunities to become one because at 21 she married disgusting-pig Elite Modelling Agency head honcho Gerald Marie (alleged rapist and sexual harasser extraordinaire). You think that union was based on love and devotion?

While most of the super-models branched out and made millions by various business ventures and projects, Linda stuck just with modelling and never became super-rich like a Christie Turlington or Cindy Crawford. No doubt she feels like she missed out on the lifestyle she "deserves" - hence, this court case.

I don't know about these matters and I don't live in the US... Will she have to pay tax on the child $upport that she receives?

Isn't that how the negotiation game is played? I'm glad she's getting good money, but she shouldn't have had to gone to court in the first place. I love this bitch. Best walk, best hair, best face, most versatile, 600+ covers. She's a legend.

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Good. $46K a month is ludicrous.

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Janice Second's picture

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:45pm.

There's something really dick about not wanting to have a baby with one woman, only to marry and have a child with another a year later.

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They only went on seven dates...

Janice Second's picture

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:58pm.

My favourite supermodel of that time, well, one of them, was Christy Turlington. She is still giving good face, but I think she's a snot. (She's married to that hack, the broke-down Woody Allen of Long Island, Ed Burns, who chronicles the lives of people even more boring than himself.)

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I actually don't mind Christy and Ed. They seem totally normal and a happy family. What's wrong with that?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

goddammn. she looks like a giraffe.

She must not eat.

I could not get that skinny on purpose. I love food too much.

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:58pm.

No worries. It's hard to tell online with the ambiguous screen names and such.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:21pm.

Yes, Paulina is gorgeous. I really liked her on ANTM. She seemed down to earth and likable, so it's no surprise Tyra got rid of her.

LMAO @SDR thinking you were a gay guy!
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Bjork You's picture

Just because they have a child together doesn't mean that she or the child is entitled to half of what he has. And most of that money would be spent on herself. Please, he will put in a trust loads of money for that funny looking monkey child (between his nose and hers, the kid is fucked).

My favourite supermodel of that time, well, one of them, was Christy Turlington. She is still giving good face, but I think she's a snot. (She's married to that hack, the broke-down Woody Allen of Long Island, Ed Burns, who chronicles the lives of people even more boring than himself.)

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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:21pm.

Yes, Paulina is gorgeous. I really liked her on ANTM. She seemed down to earth and likable, so it's no surprise Tyra got rid of her.

LMAO @SDR thinking you were a gay guy!

Gracejones's picture

This is a goddess. This is a woman. Linda, you are such a beauty. The Anja Rubik's of the world cannot compare.

WWJDFAKB's picture

There's something really dick about not wanting to have a baby with one woman, only to marry and have a child with another a year later.

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LoCoJo's picture

I have to admit that my favorite 90's supermodel was Stephanie Seymour. Sure, she may not have been as pretty as the rest, and it didn't seem like she got as much work as the others. But she always seemed a little more "hardcore" than the rest of them, and she dated Axl Rose. Those things appealed to the teenage stoner me. Little did I know that Steph and Axl were both loons, but whatever...

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:21pm.

I'm a chick but have never boarded the gold digger train.
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You're a chick??? OMFG I am so confused. I thought you were a gay guy (not that that matters and not that there's anything wrong with that).

:-S

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:21pm.

I disagree with what Linda did though. By all means keep the baby if you want it, but expect to fully support it yourself if the father didn't want a baby and you decided to keep it despite knowing that.
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Yes, but it's not really a "choice" to be "decided" for many woman. What if she genuinely believes that abortion is wrong?

sinjin's picture

Submitted by Lisbet459
Submitted by ba-buttons

Then we will dance. Then ba-buttons will eat your ass like a muffin.
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And they say romance is dead.

*fans self*
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Now THAT was freakin' funny :D

sinjin's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks :

I've always thought she was so incredibly gorgeous and the most striking of that "super model era."
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Agreed. I also liked Paulina Porizkova (sp?) even though she was not on that supermodel team.

I disagree with what Linda did though. By all means keep the baby if you want it, but expect to fully support it yourself if the father didn't want a baby and you decided to keep it despite knowing that. Don't put your hand out later expecting payday. I'm a chick but have never boarded the gold digger train. Too moral I suppose.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

$19,000? SCHEMING CUNT!!!

Joking.

Hekki's picture

Pinault should have put a jimmy hat on it. Didn't e realize he had a target painted on his forehead?

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:12pm.

Then we will dance. Then ba-buttons will eat your ass like a muffin.
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And they say romance is dead.

*fans self*

ba-buttons's picture

So hot and aging well (plastic surgery assisted sure, but still).

Don't worry Linda, you can move into ba-buttons tiny place. My lust for you will magically transform into enough cash money to fill a thousand investment houses.

Then we will dance. Then ba-buttons will eat your ass like a muffin.

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