Catherine Scalia Is A Hot Dog Stripper, Not A Hot Dog Hooker

May 9, 2012 / Posted by:

I’d never buy a hot dog with extra sauerkraut or extra cheese from Catherine Scalia, but I still count her as one of my newest idols and watch the clip above from MyFoxNY if you want to know way. The former HSOTD and the hot dog water-covered pride of Long Island was put into handcuffs last week after an undercover cop claims that she sold him a hot dog, a lap dance and tried to sell him a John Travolta special (aka a handjob). Miss Catherine was released from jail and celebrated her return to the wild by flashing her all-natural, hormone-free ball park beef boobies at the cameras.

One of Catherine’s sons told The Post that she served 4 years in prison for selling her ass on the stroll, but she swears that she’s the Hot Dog Stripper and not the Hot Dog Hooker. The Hot Dog Stripper will plead innocent to the prostitution charge and she also plans to keep baring her nipples for a $1 in her hot dog truck.

Oh, Hot Dog Stripper, keep hot doggin’ and keep ho’in! I can’t wait until Lifetime eventually does the Hot Dog Stripper movie starring Lindsay Lohan or Sue Hawk.

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