Behold, The New Face Of Chanel No. 5
Does this mean that Chanel No. 5 is finally going to retire that Nicole Kidman commercial, because if I hear coo out the line "I love to dance!" one more time...
Chanel announced this morning that Chanel No. 5 will be the odor every Brangeloonie secretes when they're in heat, because Brad Pitt is officially the new face of that shit. This is the first time a dude has ever been the face of Chanel No. 5 and it's Brad's first time hawking a beauty product. The amount of Brad's paycheck hasn't been confirmed, but Entertainment Weekly says that Chanel has stuffed seven figures into the lock box held by Pax, the child army's official treasurer. Chanel released this first picture from the campaign of Brad looking like he's hungover and trying to control himself from barfing at both ends while posing for his passport photo.
Unless Chanel tweaked the formula in Chanel No. 5 so that it can be used as a vagina douche now, this doesn't make sense to me, but whatever. My biggest complaint is that Chanel chose the worst picture to start this campaign. This is why Maddox should approve every single piece of publicity material before it goes out, because he would've never signed off on this. This picture makes Brad look like he's really selling enemas. This picture works for Chanel No. 2, not for Chanel No. 5.
They should've went with something like this instead:
Now that's how you sell stank in a bottle.
• 
I wear Channel No 5 it actually smells like powder when it's fresh it smells great. Only smells like dirty hippies on people who naturally don't blend well chemically and women with bad hygiene.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
My favorite perfume is Vera Wang, the original scent. It's absolutely lovely. It's a little too nice to wear every day, so I usually wear Tocca or Kenzo for going to work and save the VW for special occasions.
_______________________________________________
"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
Straight Men need to stay in their lane. First of all there are more women than men in the world so the job competition is bad enough now we have to share with trannies which is really ok but this FUCK this. He has enough money he should have let someone else take the job. Are we now saying that it's ok to be hairy and wrinkly in perfume ads? This is such a waste of a million dollars.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Dude your proofreader needs a smack. Just sayin :)
Love ya!!
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.
Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:31pm.
yeah but where is Justin? Haven't seen him for months. I think she is paying him not to date anyone else for a while.
------
Except for the photo of him leaving the house he shares with Jen just a couple of weeks ago.
The loons can't even fucking tell time. Unless April 21st was "months ago". Also, if a picture of them going out to dinner tonight was suddenly posted online you'd whine about how they were trying to upstage BRANDgelina's engagement. If you don't see pix of them, they obviously broke up. It's a no win situation because you'll bitch and whine endlessly either way.
Must suck to be such a miserably, lonely person.
btw, here's a picture of them TOGETHER having dinner with Tom Hanks a month ago.
http://www.x17online.com/celebrities/jennifer_aniston/jennifer_aniston_t...
And on Easter Sunday, which last time I checked was not months ago. Unless Easter is now in February. LOL
http://gossipcenter.com/easter-2012/photo/jennifer-aniston-justin-therou...
No.
_______________________________________________
"Russian machine never breaks."
- Alex Ovechkin, #8
WASHINGTON CAPITALS STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2012
Hi fellow D-Listers!! long time reader first time posting! :D-anyways...I like him as an actor...never smelled the perfume...but seriously how can you go from Gaspard Ulliel to him? O.o
Para vivir es demasiado el tiempo;
Para saber no es nada.
A que vinimos, noche, corazon de la
noche?
I don't like the smell of Chanel #5 or any of the Chanel perfumes. They all have a scent like strong 60's hippie incense
whatever you do buy FRENCH made perfumes. they don't put any synthetics that make you sneeze, burn your skin, etc...
If you buy oils for scents make sure the oils are not made from petro chemicals (looking at you street corner vendors). Make sure they are "essential" natural plant based oils.
Don't buy counterfeit perfumes because it's poison.
My favorite scent: that of a house cat with good grooming habits. I wish they would put that in a bottle.
Babies smell good too when their diaper is not loaded.
So Chanel No. 5 smells like BO, hemp, and McDonalds grease?
yeah but where is Justin? Haven't seen him for months. I think she is paying him not to date anyone else for a while.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:03pm.
Angel by Thierry Mügler is the one for me.
______________________________________
I bought "If you like Angel, you'll love this" at the 99 cent store and it makes a nice room spray.
*
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:25pm.
I knew there was something I had left out. Must be because I am fat, middle aged and a poor life's decision maker!
YEAH, AND ANISTON'S 21 CATS ARE CRYING CUZ SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO BATHE THEM IN CHANEL SHOWER GEL LIKE SHE USED TO. SHE IS SO LONELY AND MISERABLE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S STIIIIIIL KEEPING JUSTIN HOSTAGE.
He is a high maintenance bitch so I can't hate. At least he's selling pictures of himself and not the kids, but isn't all that Chanel nonsense so beneath a couple of saints like brangeloona? Anyway I wouldn't go see anything either of them are attached to in any way and I no longer envy anyone who can afford Chanel 5 because this just proves that it is shit wrapped in hype. I mean if I am going to spend money to create the illusion that I smell like I'm rich or something I don't want to have people think I'm trying to copy Brad Pitt. How incredibly mainstream.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
He should be the new face for Massengill.
I love J'adore by Dior it's the best. Right now I am wearing a new york brand. I love it because no one else wears it and I don't smell like everyone else.
**************************************************************
I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
I remember I was seeing this really hot guy when I had my first full-time job, think young Chris Meloni, and I was wearing Chanel No. 5. He said it smelled like an old lady. He ended up marrying an overly tall, big-beaked, greasey-skinned, low class tramp. That comment has haunted me ever since. Though I love all things Chanel, I still will not wear the fragrances, especially one fronted by a middle-aged, smelly hippie.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:04pm.
ZOMG, JENNIFER ANISTON MUST BE REELING BECAUSE SHE IS SUCH AN UNTALENTED LOSER AND SHE WILL CRY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS BY A PERFUME COUNTER WITH HER BARREN WOMB AND DOLL COLLECTION IN TOW! SHE WILL BOYCOTT ALL THINGS CHANEL FROM HERE ON AND MAKE JUSTIN DO THE SAME. SHE'S KEEPING HIM HOSTAGE YOU KNOW!
=========
CUPPY, YOU FORGOT JEN'S 21 CATS!
BAWK BAWK!
I was going to say that Chanel No. 5 smells like old lady, but someone beat me to it.
I do like Chance by Chanel, but I'm tired of it. My favorite perfume now is Bottega Veneta.
********************
"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
My favorite is J'adore by Dior.
I used to really like Chanel Chance. Now, I seriously doubt I would ever buy it again - this Pitt dude is OVERRATED. A douchebag to the max. No thanks.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:02pm.
Crispy and tall!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:01pm.
ROTFL!!
THANKS for telling me what you like! I now have a few more I need to try I see! You can always find me squirting myself at Target or Kohl's which sounds funny but it's true! I could never buy something without trying it first. They ALL cost too much!
_______________________
www.dungeonhordes.com
_______________________
Bigbendy and IrishFury, cosign on Light Blue! It lasts a decent amount of time on me, but I do think those things depend on a person's body chemistry. I've recently started wearing Prada Infusion D'Iris which I absolutely love, but that one really does wear off very quickly on me. I use the actual eau d'parfum and it's gone by the time I get to work in the morning. Same goes for another fave of mine, J'adore by Dior. But Light Blue smells divine and gets me lots of compliments.
I also enjoy Burberry Brit, but you have to make sure you're not heavy-handed with it because it's rich and vanilla-y, so it can be overwhelming.
I think my next purchase will be Armani Code.
-----------------------------------------------
"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
ZOMG, JENNIFER ANISTON MUST BE REELING BECAUSE SHE IS SUCH AN UNTALENTED LOSER AND SHE WILL CRY EVERY TIME SHE WALKS BY A PERFUME COUNTER WITH HER BARREN WOMB AND DOLL COLLECTION IN TOW! SHE WILL BOYCOTT ALL THINGS CHANEL FROM HERE ON AND MAKE JUSTIN DO THE SAME. SHE'S KEEPING HIM HOSTAGE YOU KNOW!
Angel by Thierry Mügler is the one for me. Chanel 19 is also nice.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:00pm.
LMAO! Are you posting live from 1989?
********************************************
Yes! How do my bangs look?? :-)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:49pm.
OMG!! You smell like Bigfoot's dick!
___________________________________________
Lmfao!! That right baby! Cheese and evergreen trees!!!
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:54pm.
I prefer Verve, Exclamation and Electric Youth. Love's Baby Soft for really special occasions.
Not really.
LMAO! Are you posting live from 1989?
Why would Chanel pick a man who famously brags about how he hates taking showers and has a million stories out there about his terrible body odor?
And why would they pick a guy pushing 50 who looks like he sleeps in a dumpster every night?
Also, I would love to know who their first choice actually was. I'm betting it was Ryan Gosling. He always looks fresh, but isn't a money whore like Brad so he probably turned them down.
Cool Water or Sunflowers! And this makes so much sense, because when I think of refinement, sophistication, and clean scents I always think of Brad Pitt. :p
I prefer Verve, Exclamation and Electric Youth. Love's Baby Soft for really special occasions.
Not really.
I have stopped buying mall perfume or department store staples. I started trying out scents from small perfumers and what I found is whole world out there full of amazing scents. So many handcrafted stuff, oh no I am starting to sound GOOPY lol
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:49pm.
OMG!! You smell like Bigfoot's dick!
Ugh. I found Heartland Red Gingham from Bath & Body Works. It's on eBay. $89.99 for 1/2 ounce.
Idontfuckingthinkso.
Caviar taste. Tuna fish budget.
Bigbendy -- here's the price breakdown on Tom Ford's Neroli Portofino: eau de parfum 8.4 oz, $475; eau de parfum 3.4 oz, $265; body splash 8 oz, $125; bath soap, $30. Looks like the soap is the most happening thing for me. Yeah, I thought "A Single Man" was very touching, too, so beautifully done.
I'll guess Brad perhaps needs cash to charter private jets to transport him to speaking engagements, where he can lecture, educate the people about green energy and green living.
****************************************
"Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van" - Michael K.
I like wearing Sex Panther just like the guy in Anchorman... Chicks dig it!!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:23pm.
I like a lot of the perfumes by Fresh, especially one they have called Strawberry Fields that strangely smells cirtrusy.
===========================
I love FRESH perfumes !! Tobacco Caramel, Violet Moss, Patchouli, and one that smells like a dark-chocolate orange (forget the name of it) ... so expensive, but good .. and addictive !! :(
years ago, Fresh used to a have a perfume (book) called Fresh Index Chronicles or something like that -- it had a little spray bottle each of like 10 or 12 of their fragrances, that i just LOVED. they discontinued the damn thing a few years back, and I can't even old ones on E-bay anymore. Why do companies discontinue the BEST of their products, and replace them with piss-poor substitutes :( I hate that...
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:41pm.
_____________________________________________
I have always preferred men's fragrances...I used to love Baryshnikov but that was a million years ago and I was a kid.
IF, I know. How weird is that? Haha
Also, it's nice to know Brad got seven figures for posing for a picture that looks like he took it himself for his FB profile. Gross misappropriation of funds.
-----------------------------------------------
"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Why would he make anyone want to buy perfume? Why not a wrinkly-foreheaded, messy-haired, gray-whiskered woman instead? I would NEVER buy a perfume just because a celeb got paid a ridiculous amount of $$ to "endorse" it-- if it wasn't pleasing to me I would be STUCK with it. I buy perfume because I enjoy the fragrance, and because I'm the one who will be wearing it. I never get why people would buy a product just because a famer says to...
Why would he make anyone want to buy perfume? Why not a wrinkly-foreheaded, messy-haired, gray-whiskered woman instead? I would NEVER buy a perfume just because a celeb got paid a ridiculous amount of $$ to "endorse" it-- if it wasn't pleasing to me I would be STUCK with it. I buy perfume because I enjoy the fragrance, and because I'm the one who will be wearing it. I never get why people would buy a product just because a famer says to...
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:12pm.
Since I have been banned from wearing any scents, I no longer care.
================
You still have that crazy lady?
***********************************************
Yes, she works in the office after I leave, on God knows what days, she makes her own "in office" schedule. So I still cannot wear any scent as it may linger and offend her when she decides to come in here.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:43pm.
... Ugh, Brad has lost all of his hot. He looks like a greasy porn director.
========
Yet somehow, that is hot.
actually I like scented bath gel and body butter combo because it isn't strong like perfume and you waft the scent from your whole body instead of just in certain spots.
Bigbendy,
Yes, see below, I gave you a shout out too and said were were sisters and then you said we were twinsies.
OMG - we're like total BFFs!!
*ignores posters who are rolling their eyes*
________________________________
Dark-sided!
Santorum pour Les Hommes.