Behold, The New Face Of Chanel No. 5
Does this mean that Chanel No. 5 is finally going to retire that Nicole Kidman commercial, because if I hear coo out the line "I love to dance!" one more time...
Chanel announced this morning that Chanel No. 5 will be the odor every Brangeloonie secretes when they're in heat, because Brad Pitt is officially the new face of that shit. This is the first time a dude has ever been the face of Chanel No. 5 and it's Brad's first time hawking a beauty product. The amount of Brad's paycheck hasn't been confirmed, but Entertainment Weekly says that Chanel has stuffed seven figures into the lock box held by Pax, the child army's official treasurer. Chanel released this first picture from the campaign of Brad looking like he's hungover and trying to control himself from barfing at both ends while posing for his passport photo.
Unless Chanel tweaked the formula in Chanel No. 5 so that it can be used as a vagina douche now, this doesn't make sense to me, but whatever. My biggest complaint is that Chanel chose the worst picture to start this campaign. This is why Maddox should approve every single piece of publicity material before it goes out, because he would've never signed off on this. This picture makes Brad look like he's really selling enemas. This picture works for Chanel No. 2, not for Chanel No. 5.
They should've went with something like this instead:
Now that's how you sell stank in a bottle.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 4:08am.
i always spritz abit of perfume in the morning, or if i go outside and hang up the laundry, cuz you never know when some horny sicko pervert will walk pass your house and smell the aromas, then climb the fence and see your hot ass hanging up the washing, come in and tear your clothes off and mount you like a chihuahua...
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Loopy, I think I love you...but my love for you will go unappreciated like a bloom in the desert.
I like J'adore
and Eden
and Burrberry for the winer
sorry but is Chanel stupid? how is Brad Pitt going to improve sales of No.5?
No.5's existing clientele will always buy No.5 no matter what/who is promoting, people like my mother and I. Yeah... i use to spritz that shit in the morning before taking my merry gay ass to school every day.
But No.5 is the ONLY woman's perfume in my collection.
i always spritz abit of perfume in the morning, or if i go outside and hang up the laundry, cuz you never know when some horny sicko pervert will walk pass your house and smell the aromas, then climb the fence and see your hot ass hanging up the washing, come in and tear your clothes off and mount you like a chihuahua...
Thamar! Mwah!
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God don't like ugly.
If they want to sell perfume using a man to attract a woman's interest then use somebody that hasn't been sucked of hotness by their woman.
William Levy or Christian Bale would stop some of us in our tracks and we would purchase just because....
Hi TR! Have to jump off, but your crazy red mop is always nice to see.
Mmmmm... Smells nice in here peeps sweet dreams!
Have no idea, ditquoi, I always do driveby sampling , and then cant remember the names.. It must have been something new, cause they had it all set up on a big old new display.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 9:33pm.
I like "Guilty" by Gucci at the moment, and sniffed at another one by Gucci ( think it was Flora, the pink one) that was really nice
Crush?
I was going to mention it...I used to wear it. :D
Love the perfume shares. My top was Dior Dior. Discontinued, but If you can find it sells for over $1000!
caught "Thelma and Louise" about 3 AM the other night. Brad Pitt was truly fine, he sure was.
i haven't seen him really *stink up* anything, but i haven't seen all of his movies, either, so - eh. i'm on the fence about him as an actor.
the rest of it, Angelina and all, just depends on how much of a bitch i feel like being. i haven't got the energy today.
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God don't like ugly.
RandéS and Deb, I know. There are just some smells that take you back... Estee Lauder too... So true! hahaha
OnT: Brad is handsome but has really embraced the let yourself be you mantra, so not Chanel!
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I like "Guilty" by Gucci at the moment, and sniffed at another one by Gucci ( think it was Flora, the pink one) that was really nice. And i sprayed something by Kate Moss on me once, and that shit was the BOMB, too.
And old one i used to wear 20 years ago was Roma by Laura Biagotti, i just ordered that again.
Just trying new stuff every now and then.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
They should have gone with someone younger and not so pussy whipped.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 7:34pm.
For some reason "dated" made me think of L'Air du Temps - Nina Ricci, remember that one?
*raising hand* 1983? I smell that now and it instantly whips me back in time to a certain place and person. That's the real power of perfume.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
i wear Amarige by Givency for nights and Bora Bora by Liz Claiborne for days....i have been complimented on both scents soooo many times that they are and have been my signature scents for the last 10 yrs and i have NO plans to change. my daughter who is 15 LOVES Channel No. 5 and wears it daily... her grandmother gave it to her originally and she's gotten it on birthdays/christmas since.
this wreaks of BP mid life crisis; but he's not that old, just looks it.
take me away Jean Nate :)
Question:
Also... I don't see how endorsing Chanel No. 5 is gonna save any refugees in Africa. Or is this to save ego?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 7:34pm.
"L'Air du Temps, something's in the air!" That is dated. So is anything Estee Lauder (especially Youth Dew - which actually makes one SMELL old!).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 7:17pm.
Brad still looks most yummy to me. I would love him freshly washed with the scent of original Speed Stick.
Chanel No. 5 has a "dated" scent to me too. Although I love and often wear Shalimar, which is also an old fragrance. I go back and forth between that and Happy by Clinique.
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For some reason "dated" made me think of L'Air du Temps - Nina Ricci, remember that one? LOLOLOLOL
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They're frantically trying to recover the losses they made when they hired Blake Unlively last time.
I have given my mom this perfume on more than one occasion (quite often, actually) and I like it a bit, too... but wtf... I don't get it. I imagine this deal was wrapped in millions of dollars with a toothpick in the center.
Also, it just seems to me like Jolie is trying to age as much as possible and is encouraging Brad to do so, too... memaw stuff, yanno.
"Should've WENT"??? OMG, don't make me go all grammar nazi on your ass, MK.
And this shit is just all kinds of fucking wrong wrong WRONG. I hate this pathetic turd that probably smells like old Cheetos, kid sweat and Jello, with a dash of his whore's period blood thrown in. This is a fabulous, classic fragrance, and they're going to turd it up with this douche? Fuck you, Chanel. Stop chasing the almighty celebrity dollar. You don't need it.
Brad still looks most yummy to me. I would love him freshly washed with the scent of original Speed Stick.
Chanel No. 5 has a "dated" scent to me too. Although I love and often wear Shalimar, which is also an old fragrance. I go back and forth between that and Happy by Clinique.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This ad really turns me off to Chanel. I do like their makeup, but generally, if I don't like a company's advertising, I don't buy their product.
Case in point. Couldn't they wash him up, tape his forehead to hold his pothead eyes open and shave him for a Chanel ad? Really. Gross!
I wore Chanel 19 (Coco's personal fragrance, numbered for August 19th, her birthday) for years, but they changed the formula, and it's not the same.
I wear Stella McCartney..just divine on me. I like her perfume, but her clothes are awful!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Why does he always seem to be squinting??
iheart Chanel, but is clueless; why not JDep or Hugh or Adrien Brody Gary Oldman(my favs?)
Oh and all very nice perfume suggestions on here, I like J'Adore - Dior
My work won't allow scents of any kind. I still use cream heheheheh. But not when I'm near others... ;P
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He's not bad, but scruffy does not come to mind when I think Chanel... he needs a wash, cut and shave first, then and a shower and blow dry, after that, a spit-shine and good waxing!~ LOL!
YES to the SECOND pic MK, that was hawt Brad! ;p
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THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
Whatever, but Pitt should fucking BATHE in it, he looks so fucking dirty and disgusting all the time, maybe this will inspire him to, ya know, SHOWER????!!! What a douche
Hmmm, not a fan of any of Chanel's fragrances but I guess it's okay to have some famous dude pitching it, I dunno. When I see his face, I do kinda feel like he needs a wash and think of a bar of lemongrass scented soap, so maybe it will stir up feelings of wanting to buy something overly scented in a marketing world. It might work.
angel is awesome.
and doesn't this silly buttfuck have enough money already? jebus.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:57pm.
oh! i forgot about tocca!! tocca bianca is fab, and one of the few scents my SO likes.
gee, i am really enjoying this thread. i guess i really really like perfume :)
@ big bendy and irish fury, light blue is awesome. was my first perfume ever. but it is subtle
tom ford's black orchid is also REALLY nice but kinda pricey
@ lucifer sam, glad you said that cuz i also loved the Narciso Rodriguez For Her sample, glad i didnt buy a whole bottle
Is Kunty Karl's kasting kouch komfy?
what the shit?? i did NOT click submit twice!!
goddamn i miss the hot brad
Hekki -- I hear you about your chemistry changing. Ever since I've been battling anemia the past 2 years I've been especially sensitive to scent. I can't tell you how many things I've returned based solely on scent. Even some scented candles are wigging me out lately.
He's got the best hair-piece in the business.
Chanel No. 19 and Cristalle are lighter and more light and sparkly. Not old ladyish and heavy. And Allure doesn't smell old to me, either.
I find I can't wear Estée Lauder or Ralph Lauren fragrances well at all. I can do the aforementioned Chanel and many L'Artisan fragrances.
But the one that people used to chase me and ask me about was Burberry. But I think since having kids my chemistry has changed.
Old man Pitt does nothing to stoke the loin fire pit.
I've seen prettier turds in my toilet!
Funny that Chanel would pick Brad who is known to be hygienically challenged.
It's not that he's lost his hotness. It's that he's with Angelina and that kills it, for me anyway.
I bought thierry mugler angel and alien ...gave the angel to my 85 year old mother and use the alien myself
Amarige by Givenchy for the rest of my nights. And for my days ** drum roll** I've just adopted Dare Me by Kimora Lee. I'm not ashamed because I've gotten way too many strangers chasing me down for the name of the scent. Actually both scents and both men and women hunt me down for the name.
Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??
Fragrences, just like clothing can get very dated. No. 5 totally reminds me of rich old ladies. Anything with a lemony scent reminds me of the 80's (think Jean Natate). Vanilla scented perfumes were huge in the 90's. My favorite scents are things that smell light and powdery. Right now I wear Pink Sugar by Aquolina and I love it. Very girly and fresh.
is it just me or does he look extra super fuckable in that picture (top one, obviously) Oh Bradley, it's been a while. No? Just me? Ok.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I've used Chanel No. 5 for years, and I still love it.
This turd isn't enough to make me buy or not buy anything.
(it's named No. 5 because that was Coco Chanel's favorite number)
OFF TOPIC: POTUS JUST DECLARED HIS SUPPORT OF SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!!!!
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