Afternoon Crumbs

May 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Vidal Sassoon is now up in heaven, giving the angels the Rosemary’s Baby cut. Yeah, it’s going to be awkward when the angels find out Rosemary was Satan’s baby mama…. – SOW

Isabella Cruise awkwardly talks like the hard drive in her head was manufactured in the same factory that the hard drive in Stepford Katie’s head was manufactured in – Lainey Gossip

Courtney Stodden and the pimp who gave birth to her celebrate Mother’s Day early by doing what you’re going to do with your mother on Mother’s Day: pose in a staged photo shoot while pretending to bake in a morning shift hooker’s favorite outfit – The Superficial

Andrew Garfield has the eyebrows of a puppy and I don’t know why I’ve never noticed this – The Berry

As with all Carly Rae Repsen lip dubs, this one is best viewed with the mute button firmly pressed – Towleroad

I’d much rather watch a reality show where Adam Levine and Xtina figuratively kick at each other’s asshole for the reigning title of Diva Bitch – Celebitchy

Did Teen Mom Jenelle tell her back alley plastic surgeon to give her tits like A-Rod’s? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The words “Dakota Fanning” and “coin slot” are not words I want to see in the same sentence together – Hollywood Tuna

The war between the Armenian Sasquatch Whore Army and the Death Eaters has just begun! – Celebslam

I can practically see Jennifer Love Hewitt’s coochie rhinestones – Popoholic

The chichis lover in me hopes that Sofia Vergara rebounds with Jesse “Big Tits” MetcalfeICYDK

Dear Johnny Depp, Adam Ant wants his EVERYTHING back – Popsugar

Angie Jo will not be romancing Michael Fassbender’s bone after all – Just Jared

Lightweight. – I’m Not Obsessed

Celebwhores ruin everything – Cityrag

Carmen Electra’s face is now made of the same greatest stuff on earth as her tits – Hollywood Rag

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