Afternoon Crumbs
Vidal Sassoon is now up in heaven, giving the angels the Rosemary’s Baby cut. Yeah, it’s going to be awkward when the angels find out Rosemary was Satan’s baby mama…. – SOW
Isabella Cruise awkwardly talks like the hard drive in her head was manufactured in the same factory that the hard drive in Stepford Katie’s head was manufactured in – Lainey Gossip
Courtney Stodden and the pimp who gave birth to her celebrate Mother’s Day early by doing what you’re going to do with your mother on Mother’s Day: pose in a staged photo shoot while pretending to bake in a morning shift hooker’s favorite outfit – The Superficial
Andrew Garfield has the eyebrows of a puppy and I don’t know why I’ve never noticed this – The Berry
As with all Carly Rae Repsen lip dubs, this one is best viewed with the mute button firmly pressed – Towleroad
I’d much rather watch a reality show where Adam Levine and Xtina figuratively kick at each other’s asshole for the reigning title of Diva Bitch – Celebitchy
Did Teen Mom Jenelle tell her back alley plastic surgeon to give her tits like A-Rod’s? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The words “Dakota Fanning” and “coin slot” are not words I want to see in the same sentence together – Hollywood Tuna
The war between the Armenian Sasquatch Whore Army and the Death Eaters has just begun! – Celebslam
I can practically see Jennifer Love Hewitt’s coochie rhinestones – Popoholic
The chichis lover in me hopes that Sofia Vergara rebounds with Jesse “Big Tits” Metcalfe – ICYDK
Dear Johnny Depp, Adam Ant wants his EVERYTHING back – Popsugar
Angie Jo will not be romancing Michael Fassbender’s bone after all – Just Jared
Lightweight. – I’m Not Obsessed
Celebwhores ruin everything – Cityrag
Carmen Electra’s face is now made of the same greatest stuff on earth as her tits – Hollywood Rag