Night Crumbs

Either Charlize Theron’s baby son Jackson is terrified of the paparazzi or Mary-Kate Trollsen is standing in front of his eyes. I’m going with the first one. – Lainey Gossip

Ian Somerhalder’s Polaroid camera tells me that if he’s going to take naked ass pictures of himself, he’s going to do it old school so bitches can’t hack into his phone and post his peen all over the internet. Damn you for being smart, Ian. – The Superficial

Something something Jessica Simpson’s birth video something something – Towleroad

A Bill Nighy photo bomb is the best kind of photo bomb – Celebitchy

Where Lady CaCa gets most of her ideas from, which strangely enough is where I get my ideas from too (my own ass, not hers) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Christie Brinkley’s still got it – Hollywood Tuna

Mila Kunis is this week’s Ryan Gosling – IDLYITW

Magnificent chichis: Kat Dennings has some – Popoholic

Is that a watch on LeAnn Rimes’ wrist or a tracking device so the paparazzi can find her at all times? – ICYDK

I want to go to there – The Berry

If Duchess Kate wants to be on trend, she should flash her hip bone. Get with it, Kate! – Popsugar

Nothing says “wedding day luxury” like a Solo cup – Crunk + Disorderly

Say Something Nice About Backfattina: Well, the invisible straps are a nice homage to Courtney Stodden – OMG Blog

So this is why I was banned from entering DC city limits yesterday – Just Jared

Oh, GOOP, you only fly private which means that you paid those flight attendants to give that compliment – Videogum

Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Japan – Hollywood Rag

Five words: A Cloris Leachman camel toe – SOW

Pussy hiccups are the cutest kind of hiccups – Cityrag

Barbara Walters is a criminal – I’m Not Obsessed