John Travolta Gets Sued By Another Masseur

May 8, 2012 / Posted by:

A second masseur has come forward claiming that John Travolta sexually harassed him during a massage. Just like the first masseur, the second masseur isn’t giving up his name and wants $2 million from John. The second masseur (aka John Doe #2) has the same lawyer as the first masseur (aka John Doe #1). All of this might not have happened (it still would’ve happened) if Scientology provided their hos with a harem of gay call boys. If Scientology insists on keeping their members in the closet, they might as well throw some dick up in there. Damn.

Radar got a hold of the lawsuit filed by John Doe #2 in L.A. this morning, and he claims that his massage date of terror with John happened on January 28, 2012 at some fancy resort in Atlanta, GA. John Doe #2 says he doesn’t normally do in-room massages, but he took it after another masseur turned it down. John Doe #2’s co-worker used to work at a spa in L.A. that banned John Travolta for trying to get a happy ending from their masseurs. John Doe #2 says that when he showed up to John’s room, he noticed John looked a mess and had bloodshot eyes. As soon as the massage began, John, who was lying on his stomach, pulled the towel under his ass, spread his nalgas and showed the masseur his brown eye of Xenu. John then started flaring his Scientolohole like a cat begging for the Q-Tip. John kept squirming around trying to get the masseur to give him a deep prostate massage. I’ll let John Doe #2’s lawyers put it in his own words:

On the morning of the massage, the lawsuit alleges, Travolta had “a strange demeanor, bloodshot eyes and climbed onto the already setup massage table…Travolta removed the entire sheet from his body, and he claimed the sheets were sticky and could not tolerate the heat…Travolta further indicated that he likes a lot of ‘Glutes’ work meaning a massage on his buttocks…While he was massaging near Travolta’s buttocks area, Travolta would open his legs and spread his butt cheeks open and had a full erection and would maneuver in a way to try to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2 to touch his anus and around his anus.

Then, Travolta started to grab, rub and caress Doe Plaintiff no. 2’s upper thighs and buttocks….Travolta still had an erection and wanted his abdominals done, but Travolta’s erection was in the way and he refused to have his penis covered by a sheet of a pillow case cover…Travolta started masturbating about 15 minutes left in the session, and Doe Plaintiff No.2, said he had to go.

John Doe #2 claims that he told his supervisor, but it was all swept under the rug on Travolta’s head.

John Travolta’s lawyer Marty Singer tells TMZ that just like the first masseur, the second masseur is a card carrying member of The Lie Tellers Club. Marty says that when the media proved that John Travolta was on the East Coast filming a movie on the day John Doe #1 said he was molested, the lawyer brought out John Doe #2.

Singer calls the new allegations “absurd and fictional” … and says they’re “just as fabricated” as the claims made by John Doe #1 in the initial lawsuit filed May 4th.

Singer also blasts the lawyer who’s representing both accusers — claiming the attorney obviously read media reports which poked holes in accuser #1’s story … and then made adjustments when asserting claims on behalf of the 2nd alleged victim

A John Travolta masseur is the new Tiger Woods mistress, right? Can’t John Travolta just put an end to this shit by simply saying, “Listen, bitches, I couldn’t have be in L.A. trying to give a handy to John Doe #1, because I was on the East Coast trying to give a handy to John Doe #3. Case dismissed!

And we should really open up a Hot Dog ‘N Handjobs franchise next to the Scientology center. We’ll never be able to eat another hot dog without thinking of John Travolta’s hungry hole, but at least we’ll be rich!

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