TLC’s My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding is not only an instructional TV show on how to achieve high levels of glamour by weighing yourself down with 10 tons of rhinestones and chiffon, but it also provides you with poetic commentary. On last night’s episode, 14-year-old gypsy Priscilla did herself up like a go-go dancer at an Alice in Wonderland-themed rave or like a Toddlers & Tiaras child beauty queen on Valentine’s Day to go to her first party where she hoped to find herself a gypsy husband. I was all ready to write a 2 paragraph long description of Priscilla’s huntin’ husband outfit, but I don’t need to because her mother puts it better than I could ever could:
“The purity of the hearts and the pink, it brings out the pureness of Priscilla’s soul inside and out.”
Call off the search, because the reincarnation of William Blake has been found.