Open Post: Hosted By The Poetry And Elegance Of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
TLC's My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding is not only an instructional TV show on how to achieve high levels of glamour by weighing yourself down with 10 tons of rhinestones and chiffon, but it also provides you with poetic commentary. On last night's episode, 14-year-old gypsy Priscilla did herself up like a go-go dancer at an Alice in Wonderland-themed rave or like a Toddlers & Tiaras child beauty queen on Valentine's Day to go to her first party where she hoped to find herself a gypsy husband. I was all ready to write a 2 paragraph long description of Priscilla's huntin' husband outfit, but I don't need to because her mother puts it better than I could ever could:
"The purity of the hearts and the pink, it brings out the pureness of Priscilla's soul inside and out."
Call off the search, because the reincarnation of William Blake has been found.
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Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:07pm.
Move over Angie...there's a new leg in town.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/anja-rubik-met-gala-2012-_n_149...
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again i have to ask - how do you stay this thin and not die. nice hip bone skeletor.
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baby bunny:
in the moments when it is craziest, BREATHE, i seear to god (ou knoww hat that means for you) answers will come to ou there about hwo to proceed, how to protect yourself, how to move forwad.
imagine yourself protected in a ball of light - if that is angels or the prayers of friends and family or God or Higher Power or whatever that is for you - let yourself take whatever steps you need to get out and begin to heal yourself in safety and love.
and keep posting here and feel free to say whatever you need to say because people will be looking out for posts from you, to give you advice and encouragement and to check on your progress.
treat yourself lovingly, like you would a best friend, and you will know what to do.
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God don't like ugly.
It should be criminal to be up at this hour.
Except for Moo, cause she rolls like that on the other side of the planet.
Babybunny, I'm rooting for you. Stay strong!
Atomic City - Best wishes today. I'll be thinking of you.
Hi WinterOwl!
Howfore are thou, Hoohoo?
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God don't like ugly.
I love commenting at night because if I don't get a response it's because I'm alone here NOT because I'm getting ignored.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Herro?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Babybunny, you have my full support and prayers as well *hugs*
You did the right thing. Keep moving forward and know the d-listed tribe is always here for you, if you need us. :) *hugs*
Babybunny,
I wish you all the luck in the world.
Keep fighting. Keep moving! You will be in my prayers and thoughts.
I am pulling for you!
Babybunny, pulling for you big time! It's a first step and you need lots of courage but don't shortchange yourself with guilt or doubt! They will only set you back. If your gut told you to run, it was for a reason! Take advantage of the DV groups and family members, they are a great support!! Best of luck to you!! (((hugs))) ☼♥☼♥
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Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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I haven't seen this show yet! Reality show voyeurism at it's finest right? ;P
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Just spent a horrible 20 minutes scrubbing vomit out of a rug. The apartment still smells awful, with all the windows open. My Lysol spray can is now empty.
Apparently, eldest Hekkiling has a stomach flu. I put towels under the other kids' heads just in case they have it too, and start barfing in their beds.
Save me!
Also worth checking out is Gwinnies sideboob.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/gwyneth-paltrow-met-gala-2012-d...
Move over Angie...there's a new leg in town.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/anja-rubik-met-gala-2012-_n_149...
Hekki, every year my sister would arrange a Mother's Day Brunch. It involved her MIL (think Miss Havisham with more attitude), my mom, some other moms and myself. And we were expected to bring somethin!. Well I finally boycotted that hell. If I want to sit on my bed all day watching BBC America in my underwear, I will! They dont ask me anymore. :D
off to make a news story, folks... don't worry, i'll make it something that'll get me worldwide, or feed some pigeons... i'm all for "go big, or go home"... as most of you slutty tramps are all about... heehee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
catch ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:19pm.
ubmitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 4:54pm
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I meant Ms by the way, BB typo, I'm sorry. Lol!!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "MOTHERFUCK< I HATE MOTHERS DAY!!"
ME FUCKING TOO.
What I REALL want is to spend the day pretending I am NOT a mother.
Every year I have to spend it with my SILs and MIL. It bites. (And I'm sure they're not thrilled to have to spend it with ME.) Every year I threaten to boycott and I always wimp out. If it's supposed to be MY day, why do I have to spend it doing shit I don't want to?
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:46pm.
EveryStrangersEyes, LOL! *readies self for said standard operational wedgie*
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notice how you didn't have to ready yourself for the donkey porn bill... yep, you're ingrained dlisted, alright!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
babybunny, you've gotten some good advice here. I hope that knowing how many people here are rooting for you will be a comfort and inspiration to you.
Good luck, and please keep us posted. Check in, because I for one will be worried about you if you disappear.
EveryStrangersEyes, LOL! *readies self for said standard operational wedgie*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:26pm.
omg that babeh is farkin adorable! lookin at the two turds behind it, though, i assume it wont be for long
LOL! Orlando is America's "smuttiest" city!!!
http://www.menshealth.com/health/smut-census
You bunch of slooty hoors!
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DO you guys think Alicia Key's would care if I stole her child?
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20593101,00.html#21156431
So cute!!!!!!!
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Submitted by beb on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:12pm.
heeheehee!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLy7Gzdck0s
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:06pm.
Traditional, eh? Here's one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o41A91X5pns&ob=av2e
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Babybunny, you were SO right to put him in jail. I had to do that to my last boyfriend. He beat me down one afternoon after a drinking binge. I had him arrested and pressed charges. I got a personal protection order, but the psycho bastard stalked me for 18 months. I'd find tons of footprints in the snow, all around my house. I'd see him waiting in the parking lot at work, he'd leave notes on my car and in my mailbox. The police never did a thing.
I don't really have any advice that hasn't been offered by everyone else. The DV group will probably have good advice also. Please know that you are in my thoughts and in my prayers. My heart really goes out to you.
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Submitted by beb on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:59pm.
what can i say?... i'm a giver, i tell ya!
ooohh, 80's!... lets do a traditional, shall we?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:30pm.
ESE, it's nice to see that you give an anniversary gift that keeps on giving.
I'm in an 80's mood tonight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqxHThRgsA
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
i am in such a great, great mood today!!! i got tons of uninterrupted sleep last night, and my coworkers surprised my fat ass with a box of chocolates i've been scarfing all day. the comments on here have had me guffawing left and right since i logged on too!
*sprinkles high cheer throughout the thread*
MJT,
That's a blow up doll. Remember when there was a MySpace girl here who was really a blowup doll? The pics always looked oddly photoshopped, and someone on the D figured it out, and the poster agreed.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 6:25pm.
4 years (and one hour) ago I set up my account here on Dlisted and since then it's been nothing but general sluttery and shenanigans. Squeeeee!
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*performs standard operational wedgie*... *signs your credit card up for online donkey porn*...
happy anniversary, cocoebert!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
4 years (and one hour) ago I set up my account here on Dlisted and since then it's been nothing but general sluttery and shenanigans. Squeeeee!
Cheers!
*peeks in thread* Hi all!
Babybunny - I'm sorry to hear about what happened. It sounds like you've been getting some good advice on where to go from here. We're all here pulling for you.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Babybunny,
I cosign on all the advice you've gotten on here already. You have to take this seriously, like life and death.
Make a plan. Secretly stash money. Secretly plan to move FAR away w/no forwarding address. Hopefully you can go stay w/family that will support you & not tell him. He has probably already mind-f&*^ed you into thinking you are worthless & "lucky" to have him. This is a lie.
Immerse yourself in DV support. Never look back. That small part of him that was worthwhile was just a ruse to reel you in, a front to deceive you. It will be hard, but remember you are worth the trouble. Use the ability to cope with major stressors that you've had to cultivate to stay with this loser work in your favor.
You can do it. You are not alone.
Keep us posted....Hugs to you!
p.s. Believe it or not, the Dr. Phil website has some GREAT advice & tools to help w/victims of domestic violence. Look it up & see if it helps.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:36pm.
Welcome, jtros... what does jtros stand for? it's driving me crazy not knowing!
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Hmm...I think this is going to lead to more questions, but (nerd alert!) JTROS means "joint tenancy with right of survivorship".
Also - I don't see my post at all! Just your response.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:28pm.
I don't want to add to your burden but I think you should be aware that TROs aren't worth the paper they're printed on. The can be a deterrent, sure, but if the guy is determined to violate it, he will and what good will that do you if you're in the hospital? Unfortunately, I don't know what the alternative is.
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Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:36pm.
Welcome, jtros... what does jtros stand for? it's driving me crazy not knowing!
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Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 5:28pm
Gurrrrl, you can do it. I'm sending you lots of light and support. It's easy enough to say leave and never look back, but those relationships are more complicated than that. Usually it doesn't happen until after a long while of slowly isolating you from family and friends, the ones who can give you perspective (You are NOT stupid. Fuck that guy!) It really is a gradual process to get to that point. Most women leave several times before they finally leave for good. I believe it's just like any other addiction. Even if you have a place to go, call a shelter anyway because they will have good advice and give you resources to check out. Plus, people tend to look at a shelter as a last resort, but really, it helps build healthy boundaries that are no longer there. Irish Fury is right, when you leave it's the most dangerous time. Take care of yourself and good for you for putting him in jail. It'll be hard the next little while, but you can do it. *hugs* Stay safe.
Attempt #2 at my first post here (I've been stalking for about 4 years. Lame, I know).
Is the American version any good? I've only watched the British version. I can't really knock someone for living in a trailer (not my 1st choice by any means), but the lack of indoor plumbing really skeeved me out.
And to add to what everyone else has said: I hate the world today, too. Mostly because I went to the Derby this weekend and my old ass hurts from standing for 2 days straight. Plus, I'm going to have a rainy commute home from work - and anyone who has lived in the South knows what I'm talking about.
Submitted by babybunny:
I need help anyone out there been through this hell? How do you survive it??? HHEELLPP!!!
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I have been through this. The help I can offer is make the decision to put an end to this for good. Now is the time to ask family and friends for not only their help, but support. There is a light at the end if the tunnel, although you might not see it at first. Don't let nostalgia and the happy times prevent you from making the right decision for you. YOU are the one that needs to be happy, you can't try to make others happy by remaining in situations that are toxic.
Submitted by babybunny:
I need help anyone out there been through this hell? How do you survive it??? HHEELLPP!!!
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I have been through this. The help I can offer is make the decision to put an end to this for good. Now is the time to ask family and friends for not only their help, but support. There is a light at the end if the tunnel, although you might not see it at first. Don't let nostalgia and the happy times prevent you from making the right decision for you. YOU are the one that needs to be happy, you can't try to make others happy by remaining in situations that are toxic.
well, I took all the money out of the bank so he cannnot get a rental car, am getting an extended TRO (restraining order)...when this first happened to me I thought it was a one time deal and if I just didn't do/say/wear that particular thing I will be o.k. I really need to say that there is a ton of shame involved with the one being hit, first of all you cannot believe you are one of "those" women, you cannot believe your life has come to that, and the desire to make it o.k. again, find a way to work it out is overwhelming. I am a tough person, cause it takes real toughness to survive someone that crazy. The worse and best is yet to come. He may get out tomorrow, and that is my fear. He knows were I work, were I live, I am pretty scared, but once I have the TRO it is more jail time for him. I used to love him, now I hate him, and all I want is my life and freedom back. Thanks for all the kindness emanating from you all. You slutz really are the best.
ubmitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 4:54pm.
thank you Whamo, you da best fake boyfriend I ever had! In fact, let's dump the fake boyfriend lark and just be fake friends. I'll even stop bulling all the ladies on here when they so much as say hi to you! :)
----------------------------------------------- That's kinda half the fun, I will be whatever makes you happiest Ms Fury:)
Edit!!!!I meant Ms Fury of course,that wasn't meant as a head scratcher, I wrote it on my BB and didn't notice it till now, sorry if that threw you off!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 4:45pm.
"Travolta began rubbing the masseur's leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis."
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I call major bullshit. No straight guy is going to let it get that far. The leg would be the first and only contact and that's only if the straight guy didn't know it was coming.
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Don't forget the line "The eyes are the nipples of the face."