Matthew Fox Got Busted For DUI
The smoke monster needs to come and get his bitch, because Matthew Fox is still a dumb drunk of a mess.
In "dude really needs to go back to the island" news, Matthew Fox was arrested near his home in Bend, Oregon on Friday morning for driving under the influence of the sweet nectar. TMZ says that Matthew and a passenger were on their way to fill their drunk bodies with some delicious grease at a fast food place when the police pulled him over. Matthew was taken in at around 3:23 in the morning and released a few hours later. There are no other details about his arrest.
The only detail I need to know is whether or not Matthew Fox had that pepaw goat beard on his face at the time of his arrest, because that mess is obviously the root of all his problems. I understand being ten shades of drunk and craving a mound of deep fried lard. We've all been there. But is a cheeseburger really worth the risk of crashing into another car or getting arrested? I had to think about that for a few seconds, but the answer is NO! Order a pizza, bitch, or get one of your kids to ride their Big Wheel down to the McDonald's for you. Matthew needs to go down into the hatch and stay there until he is capable of making good life choices. Take Amanda Bynes' dumb ass with you.
On a positive note, at least he didn't commit vagina abuse this time.
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one time in my life, during the Party of Five years!!! yes, if any of you are old enough, you will remember Party of Five...
Anyway, where was I? ahhh yes, those were the days when Jennifer Love Hugetits was still relevant and didn't seem like a desperate girl dazzling her vagina to try to seduce guys and it was also the time when I "pretended" I was straight, wearing my bleached jeans with tight white t-shirts with one arm shorter and one arm longer sleeves cuz I thought i was the hottest gay boy in town....anyway so i had posters of her huge rack on my bedroom wall.
So get to the point! I used to have a thing for daddy Matthew Fox and i would even bang the midget son, Scott Wolf... whatever happened to him?
Matthew is a very attractive looking homosexual! Are there nude photos?
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 9:30pm.
Wtf is up with his chin... It looks like a rotting kiwi
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Wtf is up with his chin... It looks like a rotting kiwi
So the DUI is the new sex tape... now everyone has one? You get press, no jail time... hmmmm Dude from Lost, we get it, please get a ride home with someone sober!
The best thing I've ever had after a night out drinking has been PANZEROTTI, mmm mmm mmm These are not calzone-kind but with special melty cheese and simple pepperoni... It is to die for and devoured in minutes... sigh the things we eat while impaired! heehe ;P
#walkinghome
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Who's the chick next to him? KINDA looks like Isabella Rossellini or a beat Sadie Frost.
OMG one time my messy drunk friend drove home from downtown clubs, got home safe...THEN bitch decided to go to McDonalds and hit the car in front of him at the drive through and got a DUI...dudeNOTHING at McDonalds it worth it
It's like he's channeling crazy drug fueled Jack in what was it, season 3 or 4 or something. Was he driving a 70's Bronco and blaring Nirvana?
Fuck him.
In lots of European countries the fine you pay is based on how much money you have....so celebs who go drunk driving should have to pay 6 figure fines- kick them where it hurts.
His beard probably smells like smegma.
shave off that monstrosity!
Oh no, Matthew Fox has small, dirty, bitten fingernails and narrow fingers. That SCREAMS small peen to me!! Yuuuuuck I would not want those fingers raking across my body during sessy times.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:08pm.
I saw this show over the weekend about a service in San Fran from a company called "Zingo". They would ride their little electric scooters to wherever you are, fold up their scooter, put it in your trunk and drive you home IN YOUR CAR. It was awesome! I just looked them up and they went out of business last Wednesday :(
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Dude we had that shit in Georgia where I lived. While it's rad, it can be kind of pricey. It was like, $20 plus like, $1.50 for every mile or something. It was definitely worth it if you were out with a few people (like 4-5) with an SUV or something, but if it was just you and a shitty car, it could get up there price-wise. And they had a limit on how far they would go.
So glad I live in New York. I sold my car the week I moved here.
Take Blohan with you, too. You three can have a crotch-punching, drink-throwing, side-swiping good time and only hurt each other.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:21pm.
Whamo: please! not everyone survives a plane crash and just goes on with their lives!!!!! ;p
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This is true...for SOME, why I remember that time in 87 when I had to take over a 747 because all the pilots died from food poisoning and while I did come down a little hard and flipped the ole bird a few times in a Iowa cornfield, you don't see ME gettin all hammered up and getting behind the wheel of my kickass 76 Pinto!
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:35pm.
Top Gear - yea, that's the show I saw it on.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:08pm.
I saw this show over the weekend about a service in San Fran from a company called "Zingo". They would ride their little electric scooters to wherever you are, fold up their scooter, put it in your trunk and drive you home IN YOUR CAR. It was awesome! I just looked them up and they went out of business last Wednesday :(
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They do this same kind of service in Europe. Top Gear (a la BBC) did a segment on it. Very big deal in London!
@Jack and everyotherhooker,
Check out this Minnesota man's ride! It's always the pepaws!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHyUTXjrkts
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Fake internet story.
drunk driving is totally legal in oregon
we usually just ride our lawnmower to the liquor store...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Matthew, you've never been pretty enough to be so stupid.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:08pm.
I saw this show over the weekend about a service in San Fran from a company called "Zingo". They would ride their little electric scooters to wherever you are, fold up their scooter, put it in your trunk and drive you home IN YOUR CAR. It was awesome! I just looked them up and they went out of business last Wednesday :(
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Mr Banano was telling me about a service like this last time he was in South Korea. Those businessmen get drunkety-ass drunk drunk when they take customers out. The driver has the location of the car, you meet them at the car when your hammered ass is ready to go home, they drive you home & another driver picks them up. Magical I tell ya.
He was SO hot on LOST. Seriously WTH happened?
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Dumb.
Ass.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA at snowy
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Whamo: please! not everyone survives a plane crash and just goes on with their lives!!!!! ;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
This is the guy who mentioned that he could drive a tractor in his acting resume. Did he get arrested driving one? Poor Charlie Salinger.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Loved Lost in the very beginning.
I live in Outer Asscheek, Midwest and can get a cab ride at any hour. No excuse.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Is this guy from the show Lost, if so what the hell is with these guys? How many actors from the show have impaired? This has to be a record of some sort.
I hate when someone related to MK's post is named "jack"... I get so confused.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
TEAM SAWYER
jack was always a lil bitch!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
What a long ass chin!!
I saw this show over the weekend about a service in San Fran from a company called "Zingo". They would ride their little electric scooters to wherever you are, fold up their scooter, put it in your trunk and drive you home IN YOUR CAR. It was awesome! I just looked them up and they went out of business last Wednesday :(
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
*just read Randi's comment* Still, arrange something with a sober friend. Or if available, order Jimmy John's for craps sake. They're freaky fast!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Do these idiots have no friends they can trust to stay sober around them. Or has the designated driver thing gone out of style?
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Bitch needs to go back to The Island, since clearly he's still "angsty" Jack Shepard.
Why can't these dumb celebrislores learn to take a cab???
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Bend, OR is not West Hollywood. I bet it'd be extremely difficult to get a cab or hire a car early in the morning. You could, however, call for home delivery or wave something from the freezer.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I blame Kate, she fucked him up real good in the head!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
He looks very Taliban.
Hire a fucking driver, asshole.
I don't know who this dude is but I hate his beard... and DUIs are so last year.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Eh he's gross. He looks like my douche bag brother.
Oh that's not who I meant...totally in a fog.
Maybe he can hang out with Dana Delaney.
What a waste of a good face.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Here's an old Ted Casablanca Blind Item from 2010, said to be about Matthew Fox:
"Blind Vice: Stripper Past, Sleazy Present"
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2010/06/blind-vice-stripper-past-sleazy...