Lindsay Lohan And Woody Allen Went To Dinner Together....
On Saturday night in NYC, Lindsay Lohan squeezed herself through the window of the bathroom in Phillipe restaurant, texted the paparazzi with her exact coordinates, crawled on the floor through the dining room while snatching tips off of tables, got up and then walked out the front door right behind Woody Allen so it looks like they just had dinner together. And that's how a shameless, fame-eating attention whore does it!
No, TMZ says that Woody and his grown child bride Soon-Yi had dinner with LiLo, because they've been friends for years and he stood by her ass while most hos hated on her for being the messy tornado of coke she is. LiLo isn't on PedoBear's radar and Soon-Yi isn't her mother, so we don't have to worry about her and Woody replacing Kim and Kanye as the stroll's most vomit-inducing couple. So you can Magic Erase that image in your head of a dehydrated turtle nibbling on a freckled syphilis sore. But some source (born name: Donata Sullivan) says that LiLo and Woody have been talking about possibly working together in the future. That sentence right there is the only evidence Woody Allen's doctor needs to officially diagnose him as fucking senile. But then again, I would like to see a cracked out version of Play It Again, Sam called Play It Again, SamRo.
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The Phillippe dress code is business casual, and Soon-Yi's attire suggests that her business is roping goats. It would have been fine had she not brought her herd along.
Wow, Soon Yi is one mean looking ugly yoke. The state of her! Lindsay looks great though. I love her jacket:-)
I do Pagents!
I never liked his movies or him.
Submitted by jelliebean: " http://fadedblog.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/woody-allen-visits-oviedo-with...
These are photos of Woody and Soon-Yi on vacation with their daughters. He ignores Soon-Yi and holds onto Manzie everywhere they go."
That is DISTURBING.
Submitted by WinterOwl22: "I hope this isn't real. I know Woody is a sleazy old man but he is a respected director. If he gives her a job, then more legit jobs will be coming in. "
I know what you mean. But look at the bright side: she worked with Altman and what came of that? Tara Reid worked with Altman and she didn't win any Oscars.
IF this is real, and she DOES work with him, it will be a bit part, or playing herself in a nightclub scene where she throws a drink on the bumbling male lead. He's not stupid enough to hang a whole movie on her.
And, looking at the photos and video, I think she was a crasher, a hanger-on. I really don't think he has any intention of working with her.
http://fadedblog.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/woody-allen-visits-oviedo-with...
These are photos of Woody and Soon-Yi on vacation with their daughters. He ignores Soon-Yi and holds onto Manzie everywhere they go.
Ugh, Woody and Lilo spent the evening playing footsies under the table while Soon Yi just sat there eating with a blank expression I'm sure.
His situation with Soon Yi is so gross. I think this girl was so abused and neglected by her own mother, and Mia adopted her at a rather late age (around 7 or eight, though her exact age isn't known) and I think Soon Yi never bonded with her foster mother. She's a strange one. Special needs, I don't know, but emotionally disconnected for sure.
I would never sit I a chair if I knew it was once occupied by Lindsey
Let's face it, Lindsay is a too tall and top heavy to be one of Woody Allens spinners so it's probably safe to say she wanted to beg him for some work.
Yes all of this is true but they actually never made any biological kids together. They have 2 adopted daughters and yes one happens to be Asian. I have seen pictures of Woody all over her, holding her hands everywhere they go in a very creepy, dominating way. Gross...I believe 100% what Mia Farrow has said about him, he is a pedo and has the signs of one.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 12:44pm.
Soon-Yi was a special education kid and has some sort of mental disability, from all I have heard. Which is why it's even more gross that this old man married her and made babies with her.
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I hope this isn't real. I know Woody is a sleazy old man but he is a respected director. If he gives her a job, then more legit jobs will be coming in.
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Submitted by perky on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 1:01pm.
Lindsay's mouth looks like a butthole that's constantly pursed in the fart position. Neat!!
hahaHAHA!! sooo glad i backtracked and rest these comments today!
edit: rest=read. durp
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 12:44pm.
that last line actually made me snort. "the jig is up" is not used enough in everyday conversation
"So you can Magic Erase that image in your head of a dehydrated turtle nibbling on a freckled syphilis sore"
ahahahaha! your hysterical descriptions positively kill me
nice pink eye, perv.
anyway I haven't seen so many fat faced pieces of shit since Mr. Hankie's XMas Special.
When did Lindsay morph into Heather Graham?!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Geez her face is harsh. She must eat meth for breakfast through her nose. And I hate that she owns the coat I want. Soon-Yi looks fun, eh?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:11pm.
This man should be in jail and getting it up the ass from a 300 lb former Hell's Angel.
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There aren't too many "former" Hell's Angels:) LOL
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:11pm.
This man should be in jail and getting it up the ass from a 300 lb former Hell's Angel.
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There aren't too many "former" Hell's Angels:) LOL
This man should be in jail and getting it up the ass from a 300 lb former Hell's Angel.
Woody Allen gives me the creeps.
Woody Allen is a pig. That is all.
When I look at the first photo I thought it was LL and Samro exiting a club, with Samro sporting special effects makeup to make her look as she will as a senior citizen, a costume for some trendy hipster DJ gig.
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I'll save you the speculations. They had a threesome.
How many times did LILO exit that restaurant?! WTF?
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IKR creepy, the whole thing. But it looks like Mia's been a successful mom in other ways, many of her children have graduated from top schools and are married and thriving.
jelliebean
thanks for that link! I'm grossed out and engrossed all at the same time.
Mia has done more for kids that no-one else wanted than anyone I know and I applaud her for this but damn, she dropped the ball on Dylan on this one. How many signs did she need? How many reports did she have to hear?
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yo woody, she aint 15 yr old you know. damn pedo.
lohan blowing him for a role?
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Validate: Yeah. It's a real dilemma for me. But I DO condemn him for his gross behavior with Soon-Yi.
I think most humans can do that. I'm wearing diamonds that are not "conflict-free" and own an ivory necklace (made well before ivory embargoes) and am sitting in an Ikea chair and I know Jews who drive Mercedes-Benz and so on.
But did LiLo give Woody a woody?
Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 2:01pm.
http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/archive/1992/11/farrow199211
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"Woody, wearing just underwear, would take Dylan to bed with him and entwine his body around hers; or that he would have her suck his thumb"
*record scratch*
"he began rubbing his finger in the crack between her buttocks. Mia grabbed the lotion out of his hand"
*eye pop*
"Satchel kicked Woody, Woody twisted Satchel’s leg until he screamed, and said, “Do that again and I’ll break your legs.”
What the fucking fuck???
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I agree, why would anyone who's been sexually abused want to dress/act sexy? I would imagine quite the opposite. woody allen is a vile piece of shit and if he in blohan died in a firey crash, the world would be a better place.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Hekki, I completely get what you are saying. A kind, funny, witty, man makes up for any physical lacks. But I never sensed that from him, so how in the Hell can he cast himself in romantic comedies. Dream on woody.
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@Hekki
What drives me nuts is when people will excuse away someone's evil behavior simply because they are an 'arteest'. Then people start with the "Rape rape" crap and convolute serious issues on behalf of a scuzzball.
You have it right, I think. You admire the art but you are repulsed by the person behind said 'art' but where does admiring someone's creativity begin and supporting someone's proclivity for ill intent end (or is that visa versa)? Can there be a separation from guilt when we buy tickets or DVDs? I say this because I own some movies by the aforementioned persons and it does bother me at times but what is done is done. The thing that really irks me is that our justice system doesn't work all that well when it comes to the privileged. Obviously. :\
http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/archive/1992/11/farrow199211
I've never liked Woody Allen, or his movies.
BTW, if Soon-yi really is special-needs in even a small way, then Woody Allen deserves a special guest room in hell for fucking on her. Not just because she was his stepdaughter, but because he took advantage of her.
That's why I've never watched any of his movies. Never will either. I won't give any kind of acknowledgement to that pedophile.
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Submitted by Validate Captcha: "Oh and Roman Polanski too for that matter."
Another one whose work I admire but find vile as a human being.
Hitchcock, too.
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The party hats and champagne are on me when their names are finally listed in the obits.
Submitted by zomay: "Woody bugs the shit out of me. I hate even thinking about his little troll body. Any movie where he casted himself as a man who gets sex, grosses me out. Yep, I am not alone, that is why he had to get with his speshul adopted daughter."
This is such a dilemma for me. I love many of his movies dearly. But I could never understand why any woman would sleep with him. He skeeves me out. And I can find an outwardly unattractive man sexy or attractive, based on his intellect or personality, but there is NOTHING about him that I find remotely appealing.
And in "Manhattan" his 42 year old character is with some 17 year old girl and his character's friends just accept it. I know for a fact that if one of Mr. Hekki's friends got with a minor, the other friends wouldn't just accept it. They'd be yelling at him for being a pedo and the wives would report it to the police. I was a tweener when the movie came out, so I don't know what the social acceptance of that kind of thing was then. But I had SO MUCH trouble with that movie for that very reason. Loved it and hated it.
Submitted by Validate Captcha on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 1:41pm.
But since the good die young… or at least youngER, those two old cockroaches will be around forever.
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blohan is a human cockroach. watch anna wintour invite her to met ball tonight.
I can't blame Soon-yi for not dressing up or smiling. The woman's married to a human gecko.
Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 12:34pm.
It's a special, rarefied skill - expert photobombing!
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There was an ongoing CPS sexual investigation, about Woody abusing Dylan (now Malone), a nanny and a family friend had both reported seeing him touching her inappropriately. Both sides hired psychological experts to give contradicting opinions and Dylan was very young, nothing was proved. I think that Vanity Fair and the New York Times have old in-depth articles on this. Also Woody's biological son, Ronan (formerly Satchel), has spoken out about why he refuses to have a relationship with his dad.
Oh and Roman Polanski too for that matter.
Woody bugs the shit out of me. I hate even thinking about his little troll body. Any movie where he casted himself as a man who gets sex, grosses me out. Yep, I am not alone, that is why he had to get with his speshul adopted daughter.
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Woody Allen & Hugh Hefner. Two people I will not shed a tear over when they FINALLY croak.
jelliebean, I heard that Mia said something went on with the bio daughter (Dillon?) but didn't know the daughter spoke out against Woody herself.
Why the hell wasn't he charged with anything then?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Soon-Yi is hideously unattractive.
@Hekki, her disorder is some sort of inability to bond. Mia once said she was always difficult, resentful and mocking towards her and only got worse when she started fucking Woody.