Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Catherine Scalia, a true American entrepreneur whose Hot Dog ‘N Handjobs operation was shut down after she was busted by the cops for squeezing more than one kind of wiener if I ain’t being too subtle. Catherine is putting the HO in hot dog. This story and that picture has everything I love most in life: hot dogs, handjobs, hookers and Long Island beauties who looks straight out of an early 80s soft core porn comedy. If you see the American bald eagle crying out an extra tear today, it’s because he was so moved by this story that perfectly captures the entrepreneurial spirit of America!

IN THIS ECONOMY, a ho’s gotta do what a ho’s gotta do to support her four chirruns and sometimes that means she’s gotta sell dick massages and lap dances from her hot dug truck. That’s exactly what 45-year-old Catherine Scalia was doing before the cops killed the fun and put her in cuffs. The New York Post said that the police heard about Catherine’s hot dog whore truck from her prude ass neighbors who said they watched man after man leave her Wienerbago with a smile on their face and a hot dog with extra mayo in their hand. Catherine was also handing out business cards advertising her strip parties and topless cleaning services. So on Thursday, an undercover cop bought two hot dogs and a bottle of water for $5 (side note: THAT’S A GOOD DEAL!) from Catherine before she told him the off-the-menu special. The cop stepped into the Hot Dog Hooker’s Wienerbago and she gave him a lap dance in exchange for $100. When she offered to plump his sausage for $50, he pulled out a pair of handcuffs and shut the ho down. The Hot Dog Hooker was charged with prostitution whoring and was held on $2,000 bail.

This isn’t the first time Catherine was busted for peddling handies. Catherine served 4 years in prison back in 2004 for hooking. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan served like 4 seconds in jail for drunk driving.

Catherine told the Post that she did give the undercover cop a peek of her chichi meat, but that doesn’t make her a hooker:

“What do you want? It was a bad hot-dog day. I sold maybe $5 worth of hot dogs that day. I mean, what’s wrong with indecent exposure? Showing your chest — how could that be prostitution? I zip up when I see kids.”

It was a bad hot-dog day” IS the reason why the Hot Dog Hooker is my new hero. Jennifer Love Hewitt can fuck off, because this is really how you sell a handjob. Who cares if Catherine’s hot dogs are covered in dick sweat and cumdiments, this bitch is a genius! Catherine’s Hot Dog ‘N Handjobs truck should be in every city. Bitch needs to go on Shark Tank!

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