"Come On Dude, I'll Jerk You Off!"
That line is the signature pick-up line I've been using for years and it's the same line John Travolta allegedly used on a masseur who is suing him for $2 million for sexually assaulting him. TMZ brings us the story that is probably making Tommy Girl and the other boys in the Scientology men's lounge laugh their thetans off. Let's dissect the whole messy thing together:
According to the lawsuit, Travolta saw the masseur's ad online, and scheduled an appointment for $200 an hour. The masseur did not know it was Travolta when the appointment was booked, but followed instructions and met up with a black Lexus SUV, which Travolta was driving.
According to the suit, Travolta and the masseur, who says he saw Trojan condoms in the center console, drove to the Beverly Hills Hotel and went to Travolta's bungalow.
The sauna at the men's spa must've been closed for maintenance if John Travolta's looking for ass on Craigslist now.
Didn't the masseur know that something seriously shady was up when his "client" asked him to meet on the street somewhere? You're not supposed to let your Craigslist clients drive you to a second location! That has all the makings of a Lifetime movie that doesn't end well. But I do like that John Travolta is letting everyone know that he's a safety girl by leaving his condoms out.
The suit claims Travolta stripped naked, appearing semi-erect. The masseur says he told Travolta to lay down on the table and the first hour went without incident. Then, according to legal docs, Travolta began rubbing the masseur's leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.
The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"
Speaking of Lifetime, since they renewed The Client List for a second season, they should fire Jennifer Love Hewitt and make John Travolta's handjob dreams come true by giving him her role. John does have the tits for it.
The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."
I wonder who John Travolta humped on for his role on Welcome Back Kotter? I'm putting my lube money on Whoreshack.
The masseur -- who is only listed as John Doe -- claims Travolta called him a loser, but then doubled the hourly rate and sent him on his way.
Well, after allegedly molesting the masseur, calling him a "loser" and assaulting his eyes by jacking off in front of him, it was nice of John to pay double.
This whole thing is a mess and not the usual mess John Travolta leaves on the steam shower floor. This reads like the original ending of Dianetics. Everyone knows that John Travola regularly orders deep dick massages from masseurs, so this is easy to believe. It's also easy to believe because Scientology mixed with the pressure to hide your real love for hard dick turns you into a crazy monster.
There's no way this lawsuit is going to go trial, because John doesn't want all the skeletons he's done butt sex with to come flying out of the closet. So if you see John wearing the same wig twice in one week, you know it's because he had to use some of his yearly wig budget to settle with that masseur. I can't wait to see Kelly Preston's thetans scurry for the exit when a reporter brings this up in an interview. It really is hard out there for a beard.
UPDATE: John Travolta's rep calls it a lie and he plans countersue a bitch, "This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred. The plaintiff, who refuses to give their name, knows that the suit is a baseless lie. It is for that reason that the plaintiff hasn't been identified with a name even though it is required to do so. On the date when plaintiff claims John met him, John was not in California and it can be proved that he was on the East Coast."
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Loopy, good lord no! NOTHING is moving AT ALL! You feelin' something? ;)
OnT: Na-huh, JT's a big boy star, if it is nonsense, he'll issue a denial, dismissal... payoff! Thing is, if there is even a kernel to this, more people will be emboldened to come out. The rumblings have been there for a loooong time, who knows, on some level, maybe Travolta is glad this is going public... Could be a big relief!
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He was giving a massage while naked himself? What the hell? That's crossing the line, I'm on team travolta.
Since when does the Dark Lord of the Undead respond to human emotions? If Kunty Karl is going to start caring about human feelings, then there's really no hope for cuntkind. I'll have to start calling him Karing Karl. The end of days, indeed. - MK
I hope some of you Dlisters out there didn't read this shit and felt something move down there...
This story had me until the Welcome Back Kotter bullshit. Really? That's what you bring up when you're trying to get a guy to give you a happy ending? And surely he has enough money to secure 'discrete' masseurs who have signed confidentiality deals? Unless the guy is just imploding and doing this shit in half an effort to get caught.
I'm reporting this post to the anti-circumcision league.
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John should have come out after he lost his son. He had so much good will from the public at that time, Scientology couldn't dare to do anything to hurt him.
It was no secret anyway, and now he is fodder for jokes and scum like this.
Um, $200 an hour, for a massage from someone who doesn't have their own facility, screams "luv4sale" to me. I can't blame Travolta for expecting it. I can see why he'd be semi-hard. When you're massaging someone naked, of course the customer will "brush up" against your scrotum and shaft a few times. If you don't expect this to happen, you shouldn't be posting on craigsfuckinglist for sex, I mean, money for massages. The jew talk is probably made up, to get sympathy from the jury. Travolta's an idiot, but so is John Doe.
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"Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."
at first i was like well fuck you john for perpetuating a stereotype. then i got honest and was like, well fuck that's kinda hot. sign me up for that shit!
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
"In fact, I don't like thinking about my OWN genitals all that much"
Ure a self-hater. Go get some treatment til its not too late!
Sounds like Mary Masseur - and her lawyer - are just trying to rip-off some easy $$$$$$$.
In Europe something like this would be laughed right out of court, if it ever even got to court.
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Come'on John, this isn't the 1950s, set a positive example and come out of the closet already.
It'll break the ice for Tommy & Anderson to follow suit.
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Yeah Roulette, even a BJ pick would be tamer in comparison! : P
Jk, Rich Bitch's avie is as explicit as I can handle on a gossip site. : /
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Submitted by roulett_408 on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:18am.
Even though your avie is perfect for this thread I'm somewhat taken aback by it's excplicit nature. At this moment my 9-year-old is with me in the room and she's in the habit of surprise hugging me. At the risk of being too forward, would it be possible for you to tone down the sexiness some?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I am as narrow minded as they come, but even I don't care who people choose to fuck on.
If there are two (or five) consenting adults, you can fuck your grandmother for all I care.
Yes, I know it's illegal, but so was sodomy back in the days.
Does anyone really care if JT is gay?? I mean I know this site is full of open minded ppl compared to the general public and maybe not the best survey group, but really, I can't understand why anyone would care. I do get that travolta came of hottie age in a culture whe gay ment the end of his career, and maybe he's just gotten so comfy w lying its scary for him to come out now. But doesn't dude sympathize w dudes Ike.zac Enfron and Channing carol tatum, who are maybe in the same boat he was in thirty yrs ago and could use a strong gay icon? Idk,I can't hate in JT.i feel bad for anyone living a lie. It hurts to feel trapped inside your own lf. But I'm an empathetic mofo so what do I know?
I think people care because so many people in the industry, (for one carrie fisher) say they know he is. and i think people care cuz he acts as if if he was gay there is something wrong with that, and there isn't. i admire people like neil patrick harris for being openly gay. i for one totally think john sucks the dick and bites the pillow.
Something about this extortion thing just doesn't ring true. One, John has enough money, and enough contacts to be able to get any discreet male he wanted. At the very least, I am sure the hotel he was using probably has access to providing what the customer wants.
Two, what legal registered massage therapist charges 200 bucks a session? And even if he is on the up and up he has more than likely been propositioned before and would have enough experience to be able to say "no" and still not offend a possible returning client.
Third, whatever happened, he got paid double what he was asking for. Not only that, people getting massages are usually naked right? And at time's, even if a guy is straight, he can get an erection., so I am sure this guy has seen this sort of thing before.
Not defending Travolta (if he is gay, it would be nice if he came out though), but I think this is a set up, either by CO$ (more blackmail material to keep Travolta inline) or some media outlet (hoping to be more money from people buying the magazine. NE is suspect number 1 since they have done this sort of thing before.
Does anyone really care if JT is gay?? I mean I know this site is full of open minded ppl compared to the general public and maybe not the best survey group, but really, I can't understand why anyone would care. I do get that travolta came of hottie age in a culture whe gay ment the end of his career, and maybe he's just gotten so comfy w lying its scary for him to come out now. But doesn't dude sympathize w dudes Ike.zac Enfron and Channing carol tatum, who are maybe in the same boat he was in thirty yrs ago and could use a strong gay icon? Idk,I can't hate in JT.i feel bad for anyone living a lie. It hurts to feel trapped inside your own lf. But I'm an empathetic mofo so what do I know?
Edited for being a drunken whore....you all get what I was trying to say, right?
"touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis" Fuck I never knew Johnny Travolta had such slick moves.
This is not the first time he's been accused of making overt sexual advances at men. As long as he remains in the closet and continues to aggressively pursue them for kicks, this will keep on happening. No doubt many have been paid A LOT of money to remain silent.
Why don't they also out Tom Cruise and Will Smith?
Homo mo, ahahahaha, these comments are cracking me up tonight. Interesting post. I don't know, I believe the idea of this story, but the dialogue lines are so corny. Who says this shit and expects to get any? I wish the whole story on John would come out, if only for Jett. I mean think of all the kids like Jett in scientoland. It's sad.
Hey, at least there wasn't a gerbil in the mix...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure..."
Topanga: Ahhh, that's some good dish! It makes me sad that he probably tries to relive his "Saturday Night Fever" glory.
Oh gross, what can i say? I got chills and their multiplying, and im losing control...
everybody knows about john revolta and his creepy gay ways, if he was smart, he would release a tell all book about the gay fucking that happens in hollywood, like i wanna hear about a young tom cruise gobbling down beer can size dicks till the bitch hiccup to get the role in top gun.
or brad pitt getting digitally played by a couple of fat pig executives on a board room table.
Okay, I'm on board with the story up until Barbarino's lesson in how the Jews have Hollywood in gay bondage.
Travolta's antics have been well known since the late 1980s. He loves him some saunas. Does he not realize that if he came out, no one would really care? I don't see a major uproar over this. He's gay and he's the one who can't handle it. zzzzz
"This reads like the original ending of Dianetics."
HAAAAAAAA!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
John and Tommy have been doing these in the closet, secret dealings for so long, I want to see some clear evidence! Like someone said previously, somebody should have long ago set them up and exposed them in photos/videos, something by now. Then again, maybe the combination of scientology/filthy riches creates this impenetrable barrier that will always protect them.
Nothing wrong massaging a client while nekkid! (Says the non-pro massage artiste) but he does not deserve to be assaulted by Travy The Entitled! Ya still gotta ask John!
I blame scientoloweird for completely draining and sucking the hot out of EVERYONE involved. .. *ponders what exactly a * deep dick massage IS! *blinks blinks*
Good Lord child... I JUST GOT IT! ;D
*Shudders* he's so creepy!
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I'm from a small town in Florida, known as Ocala, it's right outside of Gainesville. John Travolta has a house out here where he keeps his jet and where he and his family come to on thier down time.It's called Jumbolaire, it's where they held the funeral for his son Jet. Even though we leave him be when he is seen out and about,tt is a well known fact around these parts that John is a little "off". He works out at the local gym at odd hours and freely walks around the locker rooms buck ass naked,rents out the dance studio to "get his groove on" by himself AND he has also been spotted at the local Walgreens and Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning with some random dude on more than one occasion. So that's my sip of tea to add to this story.
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Johnny did the EXACT same thing 10 years ago in Clearwater....it's his homo mo.....and he had a shitload of Scientologist's out doing damage control.
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Submitted by TexnDoc: "There's already that photo of him kissing some guy as he boarded a plane. Everyone knows. That's quite a ..... sensitive...... Craigslist masseur there."
Right? I've heard about the masseurs before. And the steam rooms.
The one we never hear about is Tom Cruise. Although as I recall he's into "wrestling". And way back in 1987, I went to school with an A-list singer's daughter. Who was a total fag hag (not being homophobic - that's what she called herself, and she totally was). And she told us that Tom Cruise would go to gay S&M clubs with a bag over his head so he wouldn't be recognized.
I completely believe this story, and think Revolta is cocky enough to do something like this, and then expect his P$ychotology minions to cover it up. Maseur guy, you in danger gurl!! :(
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I call bullshit.
All these years he's never really caught and he does and says something so desperate? I know as he gets older and the looks fade even more he will get sloppier and get caught, but he still has enough money right now that the faded looks don't count yet, it'll be a while before that happens.
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Can you be sued for that? Shit, then I'm in trouble.
I dunno; John T doesn't strike me as this dumb. With all his wealth, connections, and fame, he *has* to have better ways of getting off with men if that's his thing.
Why would he take this sort of foolish chance? It doesn't add up.
That said, man, guys have been coming out of the woodwork claiming this kind of shit about him for what, 25 years now? He's become an easy target.
Funny but if indeed the guy went all the way to give him a massage while being naked, I would think that he did follow through with what Travolta asked of him. Perhaps after realizing who he was, he thought he should've charged him more, because, after all, here's a guy who used to charge $20m per movie, and $200 is nothing to him.
What strikes me as odd is that these whores are forced to sign confidentiality agreements for these rich perverts, and Travolta is not dumb, so perhaps this guy is probably thinking thought it was still more profitable to pay the penalty ($1m maybe?) after possibly winning the lawsuit.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
By the way, Mr and Mrs T. seem like a more twisted version of Cricket and Blake on "GCB".
Except Blake has *way* better taste in men and knows how to close the deal in *private*.
uh, why is the MASSEUSE naked so that JT would be able to touch his scrotum, penis..if you're a naked masseuse on CL, why would you complain about being touched...doesn't make sense unless he's saying he was grabbed over his pants.....yeah, right. and why is this worthy of a lawsuit? just walk out of the room if you ain't interested.
Subtle much? Wearing assless chaps while squatting over a can of butter flavour Crisco and simultaneously typing a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with his tongue would have less forward.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:14pm.
misstia: Did you hear me gasp aloud while I was reading that link? Holy shit, she is evil.
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very VERY evil! cold blooded BITCH!!! and $cientology pays the way for her first son to disappear.....her mom is in it too....and if her first husband wasn't, i believe he benefited from them to be 'quiet' about it re: getting some jobs in hollywood....i feel bad for john....i think he got caught up in a situation with an evil woman and an evil church (oxymoron?) and is probably trapped.....
Submitted by SalmaNella on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:51pm.
@ Deb
It would make a great t-shirt, especially with Revolta's thumbs up pic underneath it.
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Right, Sal? Well, the beauty of the pic is that it could just as easily be a jerking-off gesture as a thumbs-up.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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@ Deb
It would make a great t-shirt, especially with Revolta's thumbs up pic underneath it.
You are meeting someone in a hotel room and YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TOUCHED IN THE PRIVATES?!?!
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That headline would make a great T-shirt! I call BS on this whole thing.
While I do believe Travolta is a closeted gay man, he wouldn't have been able to stay in the closet if he hooked up with chatty cathys like this liar.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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What kind of a masseuse do you get on Craigs list that doesn't put out anyway? LOSER!
I can believe the whole tale (unless Travolta can show he was not in CA), but how do you get a $2m suit out of that? Yeah, it was possibly offensive, but John Doe the Masseur would still have to show that he was injured.
MK left out some important parts: Travolta had an overweight black man cooking hamburgers while the massage was starting and Travolta has an 8" dick.
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Ok, this is getting ridiculous. It's basically extortion. I don't like John Travolta and hate the fact that he's in the closet but it's his life and his decision. These leeches latching onto him hoping to get some money out of it are just awful. Let him live the way he wants to.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Personally I could care less if he reverse fucks his own ass...his private life should be kept private and Kelly is an amazing woman to stay with him all these years.
The "masseur" really should have taken the money and done what was expected of him. Please. This is Hollywood and everybody is an actor -- or a hustler -- which is pretty much the same fucking thing (ditto John Travolta himself). This pitiful attempt at a shakedown is going to end badly. If there's something Scientology is good at, it's to crush its perceived enemies...