Monday, May 7th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Traci Lords (44)
Alexander Ludwig (20)
Natalie Mejia (24)
Breckin Meyer (38)
Eagle Eye Cherry (41)
Michael E. Knight (53)
Ned Bellamy (55)
Amy Heckerling (58)
Thelma Houston (66)
Robin Strasser (67)

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Shaniquanaynay's picture

I'm from Steubenville. Nora Kuzma lived a few blocks away from me. We went to school together. Just wanted to share. Carry on

Scott in NYC's picture

Tad Martin is 53???????

Dion flowerboy's picture

Happy Birthday to mah Momma! She's awesome. I'm getting her some fine chocolate cake 'cos that what she loves.
HB to BM and AH as well. Carry on........

crazyassmom's picture

Happy Birthday to the one and only spawn that has MADE ME, the crazy ass mom that I am! I started out sane 17 yrs ago! Happy Bday to my Baby! =o)

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

hand-feet are not sexy.

harperharper's picture

Happy B Day to these sluts and ME!

All hail the queen, dame Robin Strasser, aka Dorian Lord. May she reign forever in her palace, La Boulaie. A very happy birthday to you.

oh dave's picture

I wondered who that was, too, and all I came up with was it's not Duff or Stevie Nicks.

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

Cowjam's picture

Dorian Lord!!! The original and the best. Except of course, for "The Duchess", Phoebe Tyler.

ETA: I'm talking about soap stars, not porn stars, you sucio sluts!

Her birthday isn't for a few months yet, but I almost thought that was a strawberry blonde Michelle Williams.

RandéSleepover's picture

Thelma Houston, "Tore Down House" (Scott Henderson):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r68Wt99Te-4

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Ha ha, her legs look an extra set of arms. Loved CryBaby, btw.

Lisbet459's picture

Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:42am.

"I started going by Traci Lords in 1984, and that was after I had run away from home. I came from a small town in Steubenville, Ohio, and early on, I had a lot of sexual abuse that had happened to me. I was raped when I was 10 years old, and then my mother's boyfriend started molesting me from the time I was, like, 10 until I was about 15. So I was..."
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I was just about to comment that the woman in the picture looked like a teenage runaway turning tricks. So, I was sorta right.

ETA: I looked her up on Wikipedia, and it's so unbelieveably depressing.

Traci's monkey feet in that photo are freaking me out.

El Bastardo's picture

Happy birthday Traci, I'd love a foot wank off those chimpy feet of yours.

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feelsblind's picture

Happy Birthday Traci Lords (loved her in CryBaby). Congrats MissJaneTexas!

IrishFury's picture

Kim Cattrall meets Stevie Nicks.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Damn, those are some ugly fucking feet on her, all gnarly and shit.

JoJo's picture

I do not know any of the BD sluts today. Sheltered life I guess. Or ignorance is bliss.

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Traci lords...the original slut.

"I started going by Traci Lords in 1984, and that was after I had run away from home. I came from a small town in Steubenville, Ohio, and early on, I had a lot of sexual abuse that had happened to me. I was raped when I was 10 years old, and then my mother's boyfriend started molesting me from the time I was, like, 10 until I was about 15. So I was..."

Happy Birthday Traci...you made the right decision.

Rosemary Young's picture

Thelma Houston is not related to Whitney Houston, as I had mistakenly believed. Thank you, scholars of Wikipedia.

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy Birthday Traci Lords!!!

DR.FUNK's picture

HB THELMA HOUSTON...Love for my disco / funk divas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2J6AQ3AyI0&feature=related

Chris Knight's picture

"Plus she always made the "O" face with her mouth constantly!"

Fake "O", coz its porn we're talking here.

MissJaneTexas's picture

What a boring birthday list. HBD Brecken Meyer! Loved you in Clueless.

And HBD to my new "nephew" being born today!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Happy Birthday Travis from Clueless. I thought Breckin Meyer was sorta hot in that movie.

Rollin' with tha homies...

WithinReason...'s picture

HB Traci (and her swollen nipples LOL), Amy☺, Thelma and the other birthday sluts today!

Tracy sure looks like Sienna here!
Love Amy for Fast Times...
Thelma's ♪ Don't leave me this way
I can't survive, can't stay alive
Without your love, oh baby ♪ is beautiful!!
Micheal E. Knight now there's a name from the past and a worthy hot slut in his own right! ;)

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christine the hoff's picture

I actually think Traci looks pretty hot there.
happy Bday, slut.
remember when she guest starred on Roseanne? she was good.
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Few Words's picture

axel rose has never looked better

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Secret Original's picture

That's a great photo. Does she have hobbit feet?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 9:14am.

you gotta be kidding me... you'd do anything jacko!... you're like ELB on shore leave, with a fiver in tow!... you can't be copping out on this now!

pfft!... where did your lack of standards go, dude?

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

tharuffian's picture

Happy bday to Robin Strasser , the original cougar of Landview , no one can bring on the snark like Dorian did..miss my soaps! HB to the rest of the sluts!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Never cared for Traci Lords all that much. She had those swollen, puffy nipples... looked painful. Plus she always made the "O" face with her mouth constantly! I just wanted to slap her. Happy birthday anyway whore.
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joanne's picture

HB Traci Lords.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:49am.

look, if you can't fuck and do housework at the same time... there's just no use of you being on a Traci Lords(on-topic!... oh yeah!... i'm kicking so much ass that i don't have time to take names today!) thread, here!

you guys know that i'm just fuckin' with ya, right?

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:40am.

@ IF, and Whamo...

there's a nice Holiday Inn, it's really spiffy, low rates, and i'm sure its got coffee too!

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Oh! Look, you fancy now, boy!

That kind of thing is for anniversaries and birfdays.

Besides, I've abandoned my bible for coffee and a pat-and-chop routine as I do housework.
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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

@ IF, and Whamo...

there's a nice Holiday Inn, it's really spiffy, low rates, and i'm sure its got coffee too!

you both know that you wanna check it out!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Whamo's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:28am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:17am.

Traci Lords..oh yea, now THIS is how you do porn, Traci was my hands down favorite pornstar back in the day, she was cute, HOT and man she truly looked like she was having a good time.

Happy Bday you horny little Slut!

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8.17am and look at the whoredom pouring out of you already. You need to be Saved.

*Makes second coffee and continues to read Bible verses*
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LoL,

Morning Hun:)

*grabs second cup of coffee and continues "reading" Hustler*

Lutrelle's picture

Smh

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 8:17am.

Traci Lords..oh yea, now THIS is how you do porn, Traci was my hands down favorite pornstar back in the day, she was cute, HOT and man she truly looked like she was having a good time.

Happy Bday you horny little Slut!

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8.17am and look at the whoredom pouring out of you already. You need to be Saved.

*Makes second coffee and continues to read Bible verses*

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Whamo's picture

Traci Lords..oh yea, now THIS is how you do porn, Traci was my hands down favorite pornstar back in the day, she was cute, HOT and man she truly looked like she was having a good time.

Happy Bday you horny little Slut!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

oh, Nora Louise Kuzma(Traci Lords)... you are a gem to many a fantasy... so broken, such a liar, yet you can surely fuck like a beast, go mainstream film, make some shitty albums, and you're still kicking... hat's off to ya, and happy b-day!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Lutrelle's picture

Axl rose? Lbvs and smdh @ them feet

TexnDoc's picture

Thelma was a disco queen and Robin was soap's "Dorian Lord". Mostly every one else is a ? mark except the ex-porn girl you posted who's name I know. She sort of looks like that Mob Wife there, the sort of pretty one (LOL not Big Ang)

lovelylaney's picture

HB Eagle Eye - love your music!

Traci Lords you and Depp made Cry Baby hot - Happy Slutday to you!

HB to the rest. Off to work BOOOOOO

Have a good day everyone!

letinstar's picture

amy heckerling directed 2 of my favorite movies: fast times at ridgemont high and clueless...happy birthday to her and to all the birthday sluts today...
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